Oh, we see how it is, Rihanna. You distract us from your strip club antics with your bird flipping and your incredibly hot leather-jacket-and-maroon-lip combo, and we don’t even notice that you’re rekindling the Rihanna Matt Kemp relationship flame right in front of our eyes! And the eyes of all the customers at Stringfellow’s Nightclub in London last night! You even had one of your other rumored beaus, boxer David Haye, around as a distraction. Plus, we all know Dudley O’Shaughnessy was off crying in some corner or other. Real clever, RiRi. Well, fool us once, shame on you. Break up with Matt Kemp twice, shame on you again, and this time you should get your vision checked. Because damn.
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