Posts By Michelle COLLINS

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Steven Tyler Washes Up Ashore Looking Stunning

Steven Tyler went to the beach looking like an extra in Independence Day when they thought the aliens were coming. I’m not sure if it’s the old timey Walt Disney swim trunks or the spearmint Lifesavers necklace he’s sporting, but something about these photos just makes me wanna roll the guy around in buffalo sauce and save him for Superbowl Sunday. It could also be his feet:

Wearing heels will do that to a gal! (My grandmother’s feet form perfect Vs.)

More pics of Lil Stevie ahead! I want to party with him.

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Prince Charles Attempts Basket To The Tune Of Encouraging Laughter

Prince Charles is in Stockholm, Sweden this week because, sure, why not. While there, he stopped by the Fryshuset Youth Centre (“Like Ikea But With Hoops!”) to show off his sweet basketball skills. Good thing some professionals were there standing close behind, egging him on with encouraging laughter. His amazing skills are hilarious!

[Photo: Getty]

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Let’s Watch Michael Fassbender Eat A Taco

Michael Fassbender stopped at one of LA’s many delicious taco stands on his way to LAX today. While there, he ate a taco. This is the GIF of his story.

I particularly like the “post-bite pushing up of the sunglasses” move.

[Photo: Splash]

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7 Photos Of Hamsters Living As Small Furry People

Victoria Belanger is a visionary and a genius. Not only is she responsible for the world’s only Jello cookbook Hello Jell-O, she also has a pet hamster named Zoey whom is living your typical Brooklyn lifestyle. (Making Jello and riding on the train, on a loop, forever.) Sure, if this were a real Brooklyn hamster there would be a small baby hamster all slung up in a hamster baby bjorn in a small knit hat of yet another hamster. But still, I think you’ll be preeeeetty pleased with these photos of her hamster living a typical domestic single gal city life.

(Also want to take this post to remind you guys about the time someone was walking by an Au Bon Pain on 49th street in Manhattan and saw a rat tap dancing across a pan of blueberry muffins. Not to mention the time they were spotted in the West Village conga lining under a drumstick at a KFC. Be careful where you eat folks.)

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5 Things Wrong With This Photo Of Hugh Jackman As Jean Valjean

5. The Star Wars Attire. Obi-Wan Day More Kenobi over here.

4. The Location Of The Dog Waste Bin. Hugh Jackman is arguably the biggest star this movie has, now that Taylor Swift is out of the picture. (lol?) So excuse me if I seem inappropriately outraged but HOW DARE THEY put the doggie sh*t basket so close to the door of our dear Hugh? I had to huff these photos of Hugh walking his dog in an argyle sweater to CTFO.

3. Uggs. Now, I’m no Les Mis expert (I am) but, if memory serves, I don’t belieeeeve Jean Valjean’s feet have ever know the sheepskin luxury that is the inside of a man’s Ugg boot. Am I wrong? Because if I am, and he does show up on stage to face off with Javert while looking like a University of Arizona sophomore, then by all means, let me know.

2. The Hair. Very Arcade Fire. Not the mangled homeless hay patch it should be.

1. The Coffee. If only the real fictional Jean Valjean could have dipped even just a piece of his stale stolen bread in a Starbucks skim cappu, the story would have been completely different. (“I Creamed A Cream,” “Bring Him Foam,” etc.)

All this being said, I have already started camping out for the 3D Imax Les Mis Premiere. It goes without saying I will make a much more convincing Jean Valjean come showtime.

[Photo: Splash]

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Katie Holmes: So In Love!

Here is America’s Katie Holmes heading to lunch in New York City today, and wow, does she look absolutely radiant. And so happy!! My goodness, have you ever seen a woman so happy and in love? It’s like her smile is saying “Tom’s the one” while the whites of her eyes are saying “The day the moon and pluto align is the day I make my escape.”

Just how happy is Katie? Let’s take a closer look ahead:

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Leonardo Dicaprio Has Gone Full Fat Albert

Hot on the heels of tearing a couple dozen Titanic 3D posters in a drug-fueled rage (in my head), Leonardo Dicaprio was spotted going undercover as “that dude from 98 Degrees I think?” Here he is leaving lunch with his Mom in Miami, and not, as his beard would have you believe, Gettysburg.

Just remember when him and his blue lips lets go of Rose’s hand all up in your face at the end of Titanic 3D, eventually he comes back to life as a D*ck in a Box.

[Photo: Splash]

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George Clooney Becomes Prison’s Most Eligible Rapechelor #FreeClooney

In America’s first ever case of reverse racial profiling, George Clooney has been arrested while protesting Sudan’s blockage of food and aid to its people outside of the Sudanese embassy in Washington D.C. And whoo chillle, if I was a man in prison right now, I’d be pulling a Savion Glover all over my jail furniture in anticipation of laying eyes on the Cloonster.

Yes, there he stood, wearing his manly beard and dad jeans, ever the stoic half-face Time Magazine cover, not once looking scared of jail. Which is perhaps the wrong reaction. Because I’m guessing he’s going to walk out of those barbed-wire gates looking like this:

i.e. STILL AMAZING.

Ahead, many many more photos of Clooney looking ever the corrupt politician.

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The Best Photo Caption You Will See All Day

“Ashley Judd and Buttermilk depart the United Nations”

Yup. It can’t be topped. Also Buzzfeed wanted to know what was up with her face, which at first I was like “She’s beautiful leave her alone!” But there is something sliiiiiiightly up with her face. Buttermilk remains perfect.

Another photo ahead with maximum Buttermilk dainty pawage. I’m guessing these two killed at the United Nations. Ban Ki-moon? More like Ban Ki-swoon (for dogs).

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