And now, a rare BestWeekEver.tv Blind Item:
Which reality show star was spotted acting erratically on a recent flight from New York to LAX? Yes, this person made at least 20 visits to the bathroom on this nearly 6 hours flight, and our spy says that during one of those visits, was spotted reaching into the back of his pants and pulling something out before fully closing the door. And in between these visits? Well our star was just chatting everybody up: From fellow first-class passengers, even making his way past the fabled curtain to shmooze the plebes sitting in coach. Nope, no naps for this guy. Just an apparent bladder problem and lots of talking. He also apparently kept throwing napkins into the aisle, which were quickly cleared by the patient flight attendants.
Feel free to place your guesses as to which reality star is either hiding something in his actual ass or in between a bonus pair of underwear in the comments. What is he keeping back there?!?! Probably Bye.
Ed. Note: Exactly one month ago, rumors abounded that Snooki was pregnant. Upon hearing the news, my uterus grew small brown legs and stormed out of my body. I then immediately “took to the nets!” as my mother would never say, and put together the following list: 15 Photos Of What Snooki’s Baby Will Probably Look Like. Then, minutes later, turns out Snooki’s womb was not occupied by a pizza-flavored almond, and our lives resumed their usual purpose (to keep living).
