It’s Friday! You know who loves Fridays? Gabe & Max, that’s who! Yes, they may “like” the internet (please RT!), but there’s nothing they love more than Fridays … except maybe whale penises, diarrhea dance moves, tiny apartments, dogs doing tricks and track stars being tripped by ghosts (not necessarily in that order). Don’t forget to fasten your safety belts!
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It’s Friday! You know what that means, don’t you? Another exciting evening of CBS programming, starting with The Dukes of Hazzard, then Dallas, followed up by Falcon Crest and your local evening news. Oh wait, our bad, it’s no longer 1983 (even though labor force statistics show otherwise). Don’t let the doom and gloom of the Dow Jones get you down, though, because in 2011, Friday means it’s time for another new installment of Gabe & Max Like The Internet!
This week’s episode is guaranteed to make EVERYONE laugh. Everyone, that is, except Joe Piscopo. If your name is Joe Piscopo AND you used to star on Saturday Night Live, you might as well not click play on the video above. However, for everyone else that is NOT named Joe Piscopo, it’s CLICKS AHOY!
Complete List of videos after the jump:
The dog days of summer are nearly upon us, but like a cool blast of freon to your prefrontal cortex, Gabe & Max are here to make your Friday considerably more chill. In their latest roundup of the videos that made the Internet guffaw over the past week, our daring co-hosts opine on serious and highly controversial¹ topics like:
- The role of preachers at NASCAR events who use the opportunity to thank the man upstairs for blessing them with “smokin’ hot wives”
- Whether or not breathing in gasses that make your voice sound quote-unquote “hilarious” is worth the adverse effect it can have your life expectancy
- Should you shave your forearms, and if so, should you shave them with a super sharp kitchen knife?
Knowing is half the battle, people!
After a two week hiatus, our friends Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) and Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) are back with another cool, breezy, not-at-all-humid-whatsoever edition of Gabe & Max Like The Internet! We can think of no better way to beat the heat than to stay inside all weekend long and just watch these two comedians riff on the funniest videos the internet has to offer. In this week’s episode, Gabe & Max riff on the best (only?) water jet pack fail ever, Leonard Nimoy’s outstanding work as pitchman for Magnavox, and a truly delightful¹ lady named Sister Sunshine. ENJOY.
It’s the Fourth of July! You know what that means, don’t you? Dozens of your closest friends and richest business associates will come over to your multi-million dollar loft apartment that sports the most killer view of the skyline of [INSERT YOUR CITY HERE] that anyone has ever dreamed of. Clearly, in addition to being rich and powerful, you’re also a wise and fair boss, which means you will have given your personal chef time off for the weekend so you can man the barbeque and grill up some Kobe beef burgers and 100% kosher Hebrew Nationals, which you’ll naturally pair with beluga and Cris for the phalanx of influencers and mavens that have come over to your lair. And when it’s time for the fireworks sponsored by [INSERT YOUR LOCAL DEPARTMENT STORE HERE] to light up the night, you’ll draw your curtains closed and fire up the latest episode of Gabe & Max Like The Internet instead. Because, naturally, that’s what true blue patriots like George Washington would have done, had the internet existed in 1776. Carpe diem, friends (which, as you’ll see in this video, roughly translates as “Seize the carp”)!
Pop quiz, baby enthusiasts! Would you rather:
A) See a baby fail miserably while attempting to play a harmonica?
B) See a lion fail miserably at trying to eat a baby?
If your answer was A, B, or C —classic trick question maneuver, even though I didn’t give you that option, C was naturally “All Of The Above”!— you’re in luck! This week’s hee-haw-larious episode of Gabe & Max Like The Internet contains both of these clips, as well as a few others for good measure. It’s Friday, what could possibly be the harm in wasting a few minutes at work by pressing play on the video above before you go do shots with your friends? (Bonus: The contents of this video will not only make you laugh, but also serve as excellent icebreaker talk for you to use at the bar later. As in, “Hey, did you see the video of that adorable baby foil a lion’s plot to eat him?” Use that line, you’re guaranteed to get digits*.)
Yesterday’s first annual Critics’ Choice Television Awards was quite the star-studded event, one where objects-of-desire like Jon Hamm and Christina Hendricks both took home prizes. While all the celebs congregated in one room for the luncheon and awards ceremony, the real action took place backstage, where our own Kate Spencer was holding court with virtually all of the winners. She even got a few minutes to chat with Teen Wolf star Tyler Posey and, being the Twi-hard that she is, she asked him if there was a rivalry beginning to brew between himself and fellow lycanthrope Taylor Lautner. “Do I feel a competition?,” he said with a mischievous glint in his eye. “Not really, no, because I know I would win.” Oh SNAP! Ball’s in your court now, Taylor.
Today, Friday, June 16, 2011, has been a dark day for the Internet. Why? Well, it’s the first Friday since February 11th in which we have not been able to delight in Rebecca Black’s “Friday” on YouTube (thanks to a financial dispute between Black and her record label, Ark Entertainment).
Thankfully, our buddies Gabe Delahaye (Mr. Videogum!) and Max Silvestri (who spent the week on tour with old BWE pal, Aziz Ansari) have stepped up to the challenge to try and breathe some life into the series of tubes that we all recognize as the Information Superhighway. In this week’s episode of Gabe & Max Like The Internet, our fearless leaders guide us through five videos that will make you confess your love for cats, cry like a baby rocketing down the street in a motorized stroller, chase balloons through a trash-strewn room, and then get you so drunk that you can’t even make it down a flight of stairs. Don’t believe us? Watch the video and prove us wrong.
After a two-week hiatus, we are excited to announce that our friends Gabe Delahaye (of Videogum fame) and Max Silvestri (host of Big Terrific, a weekly stand-up show that New York Magazine named the Best Stand-up of 2010) are back with a brand new episode of Gabe & Max Like The Internet, a show that critics have described as “the bastard love child born after a sloppy 4-way between Bob Saget, John Fugelsang, Tom Bergeron and Daisy Fuentes.”¹
This week, your hosts will guide you through a treasure trove of the Internet’s best videos: young boys showering together (really!), old Greek men obsessed with onomatopoeia, canines who possess the uncanny ability to drive motor vehicles, and much, much more. Tell your friends, tell your mom, tell John Fugelsang!
Tom Felton might have just won the Best Villain award at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards for his portrayal of the nefarious Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter series, but in real life, his personality couldn’t be any sweeter. Our friends over at VH1 News caught up with the burgeoning hunk on the red carpet before last night’s big show and asked him about his old pal from Hogwarts, Cedric Diggory (aka Robert Pattinson). Felton praised his old pal as being “humble” not once but TWICE during our interview with him, and told us how much he was looking forward to catching up with his old chum at such a festive occasion.