Posts By Abby Holland

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This Week On Mad Men: Pete Needs Some Toilet Paper!

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Like always, there was a lot of smoking, drinking and sex this week on Mad Men. On top of that, there was North Korea dinner chat, awkward brothel scenes, and Heinz ketchup got all over everything. We missed #BettyWhatTheHell, but hopefully next week we’ll catch up with her shenanigans. Here are the Top 10 moments from Mad Men the Women’s Movement is trying to forget about. Here we go!

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This Week On SMASH: IVY SHOWS SOME SKIN!!!

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I think SMASH might be on its way up after this week’s episode. There was a lot of drama, old-flame hook ups, and naked nightmares! Did Karen make a mistake by leaving Bombshell? Did you guys do your taxes? Did Tom hook up with “straight” Ellis? I’ll tell you! Here are the top ten moments from SMASH you should write to your convict pen pal about!

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This Week On MAD MEN: Betty Matches The Curtains With The Drapes!

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Toward the end of last season of Mad Men, we were left with an image of two dogs making sweet, sweet love as Peggy watched from her window, mortified.

These are the kind of moments I cherish from this show. With that said, Sunday night’s premiere did NOT disappoint. It brought MANY awkward, WTF, and #BettyWhatTheHell moments that I hope you will cherish too.

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This Week On SMASH: Springtime Boners!

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Spring LOVE was in the air on this week’s SMASH. There were so many potential hook-ups, so many awkward dates and SO MUCH sexual TENSION. Who made out HARD CORE? Where did Karen’s personality go? Is there a reason my chin hair keeps growing back in the same place? Let’s find out! Here are the top ten moments from SMASH your grandpa will know nothing about.

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This Week On SMASH: Vagina In The FACE!

SMASHCAP Vagina In The FACE!!!

Hello again Smash junkies! Did anyone ever change Jimmy’s diaper last week? Is Eileen a linebacker? Where do we go when we die? Sometimes we just don’t know all the answers. BUT I can answer some burning questions from this week’s SMASH. Feast your eyes on these ten essentials that the homeless gypsy down the street told you would happen a week ago and you didn’t believe her…

And… 5, 6, 7, 8 – GO!

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This Week On Smash: Sean Hayes Touches Some Boobies!

SMASHcap: BEST WEEK EVER

I don’t know if it was the high definition TV I was watching, the wine I was drinking or the cat litter I was smelling, but last night’s SMASH had my emotions going up and down like a roller coaster. At first I thought, “Where are all the cheesy music numbers? This is boring.” Then the drama started, THEN the surprises started and then more confusion!!!! AHHHH. Well, have no fear, I’m here to give you the top ten essentials from SMASH that you won’t want to leave home without!
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This Week On Smash: Jimmy Rolls A Joint

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Sadly, no more cameo’s by Tom’s crazy characters this week, but don’t worry, I tried them all out in my grandma’s basement and her cats loved them! This week on SMASH, there was drama! There were grown men throwing tantrums; there were fights in rehearsals; and someone showed us her vagina (kind of). Here are the ten must-knows from Smash you shouldn’t read while driving.

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Smash: Tom Tries On The Pants Of Every Man

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Did Angelica Houston ever find the pool last week? We may never know, but this week on SMASH, boy did we get some dramatic television boners. I’m back in action to give you a re-cap on just how these boners were achieved. What is going on with Bombshell? Does Debra Messing have a scarf on? Who should come out of the closet this week? Here are the ten essentials on Smash you can talk to your cool Aunt Karen about over wine coolers. Yippie!

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Smash: Where’s The Pool, Angelica Houston?

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Did you use last week’s Smashcap to catch up on the madness that is America’s #1 Most Watched Show About Musicals? Even if you didn’t, I’m back to share with you the magic of this week’s continuation of Deborah Messing’s career. Here are the ten things you must know about this week. I’d argue that reading these ten things is every more crucial than watching the show, but, don’t take my word for it.

Let’s go.

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