Posts By Halle Kiefer

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Ryan Gosling In Footie Pajamas, Y’all!

It’s Friday evening, you had a long week and you deserve some You Time. So as you slip into your own pair of Jumpin Jammerz, enjoy Ryan Gosling wearing a onesie with Ellen DeGeneres. The Blue Valentine star stopped by Ellen to plug his new movie, as well as join the host on a recumbent bike in a show of support for viewers making a resolution to lose weight. Explained DeGeneres, “The best way to lose weight is to work out because I don’t believe in dieting and no one’s going to give up pie. Face it, you’re not. So, here’s the thing. If you want to lose weight, I’m here to be your inspiration.” Getting to be within three feet of Ryan would be enough cardio for us. Like, so much cardio we might potentially collapse and have to be carried out by paramedics.

DeGeneres tried to sneakily slip in a question about Gosling’s rumored romance with Michelle Williams, but the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards-nominated actor wasn’t having it. “I don’t you know you’re a couple. You’re being very cagey about it…if you are a couple, I’m all for it,” Ellen panted. “You’re pedaling faster. What’s happening?”

Gosling declined to answer; instead, he pumped harder and cackled, “I’m trying to get away from this conversation.” Ryan later handed out pair of adult-sized footie pajamas to the whole audience, even continuing to bike after slipping into a guitar-print onesie himself. So, what we’re taking away from his episode is that we can all say we saw Ryan Gosling in his pajamas, and have it basically be true.

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Seth Rogen Ain’t No Punk, Does Not Want Prenup

In addition to looking ridiculously good for his upcoming film The Green Hornet, apparently Seth Rogen will not sign a prenup with fiancé Lauren Miller. Cute and financially irresponsible: just how we like our men. “I’m not. My business manager told me to get one too,” Rogen told a flabbergasted Howard Stern on the shock jock’s Sirius radio show. “Marriage can be expensive and if I lose millions then it’ll be the best millions I’ve spent.” Could. This. Guy. Be. Any. Cuter? Answer: no.

Seth wouldn’t admit how much he makes per film, but reveal to Stern that he could retire if he wanted to. Rogen explained that he and Miller started planning the wedding after Rogen’s NSFW proposal in September “but I don’t want to say the date because of the paparazzi.” If we were Lauren we wouldn’t want a prenup either, but that’s because you’d have to have to pry our husband Seth Rogen from our cold dead hands.

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J-Woww Claims She Was Under Anesthesia When Ex Snapped Nude Photos

We see a picture of us in a two-piece on Facebook and we have a panic attack, so we are extremely anxious to hear that J-Woww’s ex-boyfriend Tom Lippolis tried to sell nude photos of the Jersey Shore star. Now to make even more horrifying, apparently Jenni “J-Woww” Farley was under anesthesia when the photos were taken. “Jenni came to me and told me that she heard rumors that Tom was trying to sell naked photos of her that she had no idea there were ever photos taken. Jenni says she must have been under anesthesia when they were taken. She is very upset but is going to try and remain out of the public legal battle right now,” said J-Woww’s lawyer Rudy Fusco.

Earlier today Lippolis described the photos depicting J-Woww after her first boob job to RadarOnline, claiming “Before she had her second breast augmentation, she was uneven, scarred, deformed and had tons of cellulite. There were two-inch scars on her nipples and after the surgery, they had stretched the skin and removed the scars.” Lippolis, who J-Woww claims stole from her after they broke up this past summer, maintains this is just his way of getting payment for work done as her manager.  Earlier this week J-Woww went to court over the photos, filing an order to show cause in an effort to prevent her ex-creeper from selling them to the highest bidder. “I didn’t even try to market the pictures, but after I filed the lawsuit she decided to make this an issue. She is just upset because I have this over her head,” Lippolis claims. Let’s hope that this new information is enough to finally prevent him from shopping the pictures around. Or that J-Woww rips both of his arms right out of their sockets, one of the two.

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Mom Kris Says Kim’s Not Serious About Kris Humphries (Yet)

When you’re the owner of the hottest and most famous booty in the world, you don’t really have a lot of motivation to settle down with one man. So it makes sense to hear that Kim Kardashian isn’t serious about Kris Humphries…yet. “She’s dating a lot of different people. I usually don’t meet them until she gets serious and, so far, she hasn’t brought him around,” Kim’s mom Kris Jenner told People. Kris went on to explain that Kim is simply too busy to seriously date anyone, which is exactly the type of thing you tell your mom when you have more boyfriends than there are days in the week.

Since Humphries and Kardashian have been dating only since early December, we don’t find it odd that she hasn’t inflicted Scott Disick and the rest of the gang on him. However, Kim has meet Kris’s parents…and meet with hearty approval. “Kris’s family like Kim. They think she is really nice, considerate and pretty,” a source claims. Rumor has it that that Kim watched Kris’s New Jersey Nets play the Timberwolves on New Year’s Day with Kris’s sister Kaela before meeting his rents. “Yes, they met and it was a wonderful meeting,” Humphries’ rep confirms. So step-dad Bruce Jenner can put his mind at ease. “I only worry about the boyfriends when they show up at my house. I know if he shows up at my house, then I’ll start to worry,” Bruce explained. Maybe worry your step-daughter is exhausted from having so much swagger. Other than that, we think she’s got this.

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Ex’s Girlfriend Wants To Slap JLo With A Restraining Order

If this isn’t the ultimate “Don’t Date Him, Girl” story, we don’t know what is. Apparently the girlfriend of JLo’s ex-husband Ojani Noa Claudia Vasquez is seeking a restraining order against Jennifer Lopez. Vasquez is reportedly filing for the order today to facilitate a planned television project about the America Idol judge. If granted the restraining order, Vasquez can lobby to have it made permanent, a move that could potentially hinder JLo’s ability to stop production from continuing. Given that Vasquez and Ojani have attempted to make public video of Lopez flashing strangers on a scooter, something tells us that JLo would sooner destroy television as we know it than let these two use her image in anything. So enjoy those episode of Modern Family while you can!

In the meantime Vasquez is also suing Lopez for $10 million for stopping production of a movie which, surprise!, also has Jennifer Lopez (and possibly her lady business) as it’s subject matter. “If Jennifer Lopez loses, it will be catastrophic for her, and will also completely disprove J.Lo’s case against Ojani and I,” said Ojani’s manager Ed Meyer, also at the receiving end of Lopez’s attempts to stop production of the film. Um, we’ve never been to law school, but we’re pretty sure there’s a case to be made against your ex’s girlfriend releasing video of your hoo-ha. Right? If not, we have to meet with our attorney immediately.

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Prepare To Have Your Minds Blown: Skater Johnny Weir Is Gay

If you are operating heavy machinery or prone to fainting spells you might want to take a seat, as Olympic skater and diva Johnny Weir has come out of the closet. Finally. In his new memoir Welcome to My World, Weir admits that “In a sexual way, I’m gay,” which sounds like a great way to be it. Apparently  Weir knew he was gay since childhood, reminiscing how “Watching Richard Gere in Pretty Woman at the tender age of six was when I had first realized there was something different about me…Kissing seemed like a weird thing to do, but I knew if I was going to do it, it would be with Richard Gere.” That movie made us feel the exact same way!

While he had been feeling pressure from gay advocate groups for a while to publicly announce his orientation, Weir decided to come out now as a way to support the next generation of LGBTQ youth. “With people killing themselves and being scared into the closet, I hope that even just one person can gain strength from my story,” Weir explained. Huge fabulous hats off to Johnny for the announcement, and be sure to check back in tomorrow when we reveal or not rain is wet (we’ll give you a hint: it is).

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Oksana Grigorieva Claims Mel Gibson Beat Her During Sex

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It’s been a while since we’ve wanted to take our eye balls out and scrub them down with bleach, but here we are again after reading news that allegedly Mel Gibson beat Oksana Grigorieva during sex in order to get in the mood. TMZ reports that, while giving a deposition under oath, Grigorieva revealed that Gibson would strike her in order to get past his problems getting aroused. Where is that bleach bottle when we need it? Oh here it is…OH NO IT’S EMPTY.

Mel’s ex gave the testimony as part of Oksana’s ongoing custody battle with Gibson over their daughter Lucia. Supposedly Oksana did not bring up the allegations in her pre-trial interviews with the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, nor at any point prior did she mention them in relation to threats of violence Mel had reportedly made. Considering that it makes us gag to even read that claim, we understand why she would have hesitated in saying it out loud. That being said, the fact that Gibson had his visitation rights extended last month make us wonder how many more terrible things will come to light during their time in court…and how many of them can be verified.

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Ryan Seacrest Claims Simon Cowell Jealous Of His Career, Is In For A World Of Pain

We predict there will be tight t-shirts a-ripping and clumps of chest hair a-flying after Ryan Seacrest accused Simon Cowell of jealousy. The American Idol host claims that while a judge Cowell was “just so jealous of me… from Day One, he was envious of my career at such a young age.” Apparently now that Cowell is off AI and heading up The X-Factor, Ryan is under the impression Simon can’t physically hear the insults he says about him. Heads up to Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler. Who knows if Seacrest will take out his claws once you’re gone too?

Now that Cowell is off the American Idol set, “There are less clouds of smoke. We start earlier. There’s less — what’s that English dish he always ordered for lunch? — Shepherd’s Pie,” snarks Seacrest. Hey! Shepard’s pie is delicious! Though Seacrest and Cowell were famously at each other’s throats the entire time AI was on air, last season seemed particularly tense between the two. After one extremely awkward encounter last March, Simon called Ryan “aggressive” on air, even asking him, “Do you want my job?” Both tried to play the insults off as playful banter, but by the end of Season 9 we knew that dislike was genuine. Maybe this explains why Cowell locked horns with Ellen Degeneres when was on AI too.  He was just jealous of her sweet sexy dance moves.

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Maroon 5′s Adam Levine Gets Naked For Prostate Cancer Awareness

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First of all, you’re very, very welcome. Second of all, how does one get hired as a hand model, just in case Maroon 5’s Adam Levine poses nude for prostate cancer awareness again? The singer rocked out with his prostate exam out for Cosmo UK in a campaign to promote self-exams for signs of testicular and prostate cancer. Let us say, we have never been as aware of Adam Levine’s prostate (and, well, ever other part of him) as we are right this moment.

Levine and Maroon 5 will kick out the jams January 12 at the Critics’ Choice Movie Awards and while he will probably be wearing something with a little more coverage, we can still dream. As Levine explained in his interview, “I spend most of my life naked. In fact, I often have to be told by the people around me that it’s inappropriate to be as naked as I am. But I live in California, where it’s always warm, so why not?” There is no why not, Adam. And don’t let anyone ever tell you differently.

[Photo: Cosmopolitan UK]

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Victoria Beckham Gets Her “Torpedo Bazookas” Taken Out

In case you had ever wondered why David Beckham was walking around with two perfectly spherical bruises on his chest, news comes today that Victoria Beckham had her breast implants removed. In a new interview with Vogue UK, Beckham reveals the change to reporter Lisa Armstrong, who writes of the fashionista, “No French manicures. No torpedo bazookas, either. ‘Gone,’ she announces.” Victoria is reportedly seeking a less processed appearance, rather than the “two grapefruits bolted to a mannequin and spray-painted orange” look she’s been rocking for the past decade.

Beckham had previously side-stepped implant rumors, even going to far as describing herself as “completely natural, except for my fingernails and I have a bit of help with my hair and a bit of a San Tropez going on.” We don’t know if “natural” is really the world for it if her fake tan alone was approaching Chernobyl-levels of toxicity. Victoria has also said before that  she looks “really awful naked” due to childbirth. But from what we can see from outside her clothes, going down a few sizes has to be a huge improvement.