Posts By Halle Kiefer

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Chelsea Handler Finally Hops Into Bed With 50 Cent

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One large order of attention for Ms. Handler, coming right up! Behold the photo that is bound to get the Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent dating rumor mill up and running again. “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper,” Handler cracks under the photo. Girlfriend, please. You will or you won’t, you do or you don’t; just decide already! Seriously, this is getting to be like Ross and Rachel, except sad and only on Twitter.

Though if we were Chelsea, we would probably be hiding in bed too, cowering from the nasty backlash that came after Handler insulted Angelina Jolie, implying the actress would See You Next Tuesday, if you get our drift. If Chelsea and Fiddy really are hitting the sheets, let’s just hope that photo of 50 flirting with Chelsea’s  producer Heather McDonald was a joke.  Unless that picture was real and this photo is a joke. Or maybe they’re both jokes. Oh Chelsea Handler, how can we even believe anything more?!?! [Photo: Chelsea Handler's Twitter]

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Paul Rudd Starts An Epic Bromance…With President Obama?

Jason Segel is going to be man-sobbing his eye-bros out with jealousy when he gets wind of Paul Rudd and President Obama’s new friendship. Rudd’s How Do You Know co-star Reese Witherspoon described his visit to the White House, and the magic moment that occured between POTUS and Paul. “We went to the Oval Office, and there was Hillary Clinton having a meeting with Joe Biden. It was insane. Then Obama came out and he turned to Paul and said, ‘I loved you in I Love You, Man.’ I grabbed Paul and I was like, ‘Are you freaking out right now?’ He’s like, ‘I’m freaking out!’” We cannot decide who should be freaking out more in this situation: the President of the United States or the President of our hearts (Which one is which? Even we don’t know).

Unfortunately, Witherspoon did not get to share in the brotherly love, as her proximity to Barack made her brain power down. When Obama asked what they were working on, Reese stuttered “We’re doing a movie and…uh, I’m playing a character, who, uh…I’m working with Owen, uh…Owen…’ I could not remember Owen’s last name. And Paul goes, ‘Wilson!’ Like it was a party game.” You know, if we ever got invited to the White House, we’d remember all of the Wilson brothers names. That’s all we’re saying. We also play a mean game of pick-up, Barry!

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Put Your Posters Back Up! Selena Gomez Denies Dating Justin Bieber

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Time to fish that life-sized cardboard Justin you stole from the movie theater out of the garbage, because apparently Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are not dating. Rumors of their cuddly IHOP date last week made us suspect the two were getting into some hot hand-holding action, but Gomez denied having Bieber fever at Z100′s Jingle Ball in New York Friday. “It was pancakes! Oh my gosh!” Selena exclaimed, adding that Justin is “one of my best friends…It was just pancakes!” Hey, where we come from, a trip to IHOP is like a vacation in the Bahamas: if Justin Bieber takes you there, you kind of expect a ring.

“Who doesn’t like pancakes? We were both performing in the same place so we went and had pancakes together. That’s all it is. All innocent,” Gomez also told MTV. The singer added, “I love Justin. When he first started to come over from Canada his manager contacted me and he just said that he would like to meet me and he was just such a good kid…I feel like a big sister now, ’cause I want to protect him.” Hmmm, we don’t typically don’t eat breakfast while holding our little brother’s hand and cuddling, but then again we don’t like anything distracting us during Pancake Time. Wouldn’t want anyone to do lose a finger… [Photo: Getty Images]

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Billy Ray “So Sad” About Miley’s Bong Video

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While the rest of us are giggling up a storm at Miley Cyrus’s bong video, we forgot the one person who might not be so thrilled to see his little girl publicly tripping on a hallucinogenic herb: her dad. Billy Ray Cyrus tweeted about Miley smoking salvia this afternoon. “Sorry guys. I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. Im so sad. There is much beyond my control right now,” explained Billy Ray. See, this is why dads shouldn’t have access to Twitter! Oh, also, why you shouldn’t do drugs on camera. We mean, ever! Don’t do drugs ever!

These past few months have not been kind to Miley’s dad, as the “so much” beyond his control could also refer to his pending divorce from wife Tish Cyrus after her rumored infidelity. You know what would reeeeeally help you relax during these tough times, Billy Ray? Sorry, we’re just kidding! Seriously, don’t do drugs. [Photo: Getty Images]

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Taylor Momsen’s Video Unreleased Due To Underage Nudity…Taylor’s

Another day, another piece of evidence that Taylor Momsen’s parents should be locked up in solitary confinement. Apparently the video Taylor’s band the Pretty Reckless originally shot for their song “Make Me Wanna Die” was held up by Momsen’s nude scenes…oh, and the fact she was 16 when they filmed them. “It was held up in legal for a long time because I was 16 when we shot that. We couldn’t release it because, yes, I actually got naked,” admits Taylor. The final version of the video depicts Momsen in lingerie, which is still icky enough to make us want to build a time machine, travel through the space-time continuum, and lock Taylor in her room until she’s 30.

Underage nudity isn’t the only thing Momsen is sticking up for, unfortunately; she also has more to say about her favorite topic of conversation. Says Momsen, “I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don’t have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance.” Hmmm, good advice from Taylor Momsen? Has the whole world gone crazy?!?! Back to the time machine; let’s just start everything over again! 

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Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa Denies Dating Neve Campbell

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If this is a scheme cooked up by Neve Campbell to make people remember who she is exactly, than mission accomplished! Rumors have been swirling today that Neve Campbell and Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa are knocking boots, a sexy yet totally random couple if we’ve ever heard one. With Neve’s divorce from husband John Light still in the works, the Scream 4 actress has been spotted out around New York, attending Quentin Tarantino’s roast and reportedly spending time with Mustafa. “They’re dating. Neve is really happy,” said a source. We bet it would be nice if the man your man could smell like was actually your nice-smelling man. Nice, and extremely confusing.

However, Isaiah apparently did see it that way, as Mustafa’s reps deny the dating rumors, going to far as to say “It is an odd rumor that is not true at all.” Ouch! It’s unexpected, sure, but we wouldn’t call it “odd.” We hope these two are canoodling, if only for the pure “Wha? Huh? Those two?” factor. Maybe Mustafa is a huge fan of The Craft; who knows? Sometimes that all a couple needs. [Photo: Getty Images/ Splash News Online]

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Are The Biebs And Selena Gomez Officially Snuggle Buddies?

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Sorry, every girl in America under 19 (and the occasional 40-year-old), but new rumors have us wondering if Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are dating for real. Both singers were in Philadelphia on Wednesday to perform at the Q102 Jingle Ball, and sources report that two had an adorable breakfast date at IHOP, complete with hand-holding and other general cuteness. Seriously, these two dating would be like Bambi and Thumper going steady.

Justin was last linked to singer Jasmine Villegas, but apparently being busted making out in the back seat of a car doesn’t mean forever. But you know what splitting a Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity on a first date means, right? SUMMER WEDDING! Okay, so we don’t really know if Justin and Selena’s love of pancakes will lead to something more, but we sure hope so! Though if you think Willow Smith is taking this sitting down, oh girl, you are dead wrong. [Photo: Getty Images]

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Anna Faris Sexts Her Dad By Accident, Parts Of Our Souls Die

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We all have nightmares about it, but leave it to Anna Faris to accidentally sext her dad. As the Yogi Bear star explained to Ellen DeGeneres in an interview airing next Tuesday, she used to sext husband Chris Pratt all the time…until the unthinkable happened. “But one time I was sending him a text and I accidentally sent it to my dad. I wrote, ‘I can’t wait to see you in bed tonight,’” explained Faris. NOOOOOOOOO! Faris never actually mentioned the text to her dad after that (who would?), so her apology on Ellen will be the first time she’s ever addressed it. The text was sent a year ago, so unfortunately it’s way too late to prevent Papa Faris from setting his phone on fire and throwing it into a lake.

Whispering sweet nothings into her dad’s inbox, however, isn’t the most disturbing mistake Anna’s made while texting. “There was a close call with my husband’s nephew who’s like nine years old. I know. We’ve stopped now,” Faris revealed. So is Anna just mashing her hand into the dial pad instead of dialing? In case anyone needs more evidence that fourth-graders shouldn’t have cell phones, this would have to be it. [Photo: Getty Images]

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Winona Ryder Wants Babies, Is Mistrustful Of Men: It’s A Catch-22!

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Oh Winona, love of our ’90s life, how we’ve missed you. After an amazing turn in Black Swan, Winona Ryder opens up about what’s going on in her life…including her romantic situation. While Ryder is “knock on wood” hoping to have kids, “I remember being at this bar called Tosca in San Francisco, and I met this guy one night. He was really cute, and we were talking, and then, like, he just said something about how he had always had a crush on me. And I was suddenly mistrustful about why he was talking to me. I wanted to be just a normal girl flirting with a normal guy. It’s like you meet people, and they know this stuff about you,” Ryder says. Winona just wants guys to know the real, kleptomaniacal her. Is that so wrong?

Winona also delves into why she hasn’t made as many films in recent years. “If I don’t relate to the [project], even if it’s something that I should do, it’s hard for me to say yes. I’m the type who’d rather not work than work on something I’m not into. I’ve done that a couple of times, and I feel like I can totally see it in my performance.” So why in the name of Kevin James will she be starring in The Dilemma with Vince “Electric cars are gay” Vaughn? Winona might still be one of our favorite actresses, but let’s put it this way: once someone dates Tom Green, we can never really trust their judgment again. [Photo: Getty Images]

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Kelly Osbourne Has To Get Feet Broken In Horrible-Sounding Surgery

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News came today about Kelly Osbourne’s surgery, and most surprisingly, it’s not of the plastic variety. It is also horrifying. “[Doctors] have to break bones in my feet and reset them. I’ve put it off because I’ve not been ready to not walk for a month,” explained Kelly, right before we passed out due to the painfulness of that mental image.

While Kelly has had foot problems for a while, the hours of practice and punishing routines she had to perform while a Dancing with The Stars contestant in 2009 “kicked it up about ten years [and] made it worse.” While a season on DTWS may have damaged Kelly’s feet, it also helped her lose 50 lbs and tie for Jennifer Hudson for Fitness magazine’s Best Celeb Slim Down. Hot body or normal feet: it’s a choice we all have to make in life. On the plus side Kelly, probably no one will notice your broke-down feet while you’re in that wheelchair for a month. Time to invest in some statement hats! [Photo: Getty Images]