Greene explained the artistic process she underwent to prepare for the shoot, saying “It took the artist 12 hours to paint the SoBe scales on each skinsuit. But it was totally worth it. It’s an experience I’ll never forget.” It’s probably an experience most 12-to-22-year-old boys sitting at their computer won’t forget either. For a complete look at the seductively boob-heavy photo gallery, check out the SoBe site.
The Post did some dirty work after learning that the Oheka Castle on Long Island was booked under the name “Jeter” on that date. For those of you keeping track, Oheka Castle is the very same place thatKevin Jonas married Danielle Deleasa last month. The timing makes sense – baseball season should be over by then, and Kelly wrapped up her role on FNL last year, so she isn’t currently tied down shooting a series in L.A.
Personally, we can’t wait to hear who A-Rod picks up at the wedding. [Photo: GettyImages]
Suri, a source explains, has a new favorite show to watch on TV: auto racing. “Suri has been mesmerized by auto racing on TV so he thought it would be fun for her to have her own little car to ride in. If Suri truly takes to the sport, Tom plans on having a little race track installed at his L.A. property.” Of course he does. Because who else will star in Days Of Thunder 2: This Time It’s A Hybrid? Look for it in theaters in 2025, folks. But honestly, we understand providing for your kids, but we sure learned a lesson or two from having our parents say “No” once in a while. Maybe the Holmes-Cruises should look into that. [Photo: GettyImages]
Mel Gibson has a lot in common with Tiger Woods. Both men were once at the top of their game, and both have shown poor judgment when it comes to how their treat their wives. They both apparently like unprotected sex, although Mel can get away with it for church-y reasons, whereas when Tiger does it, it just seems skeevy. And both have also abused substances, but we think Tiger’s Ambien sex is a far less egregious offense than Mel’s DUI. Mel never hid from the public though, and now Gibson is asking Tiger to man up and face his problems instead of hiding out.
Gibson was pretty honest in explaining his own affair with Oksana Grigorieva, with whom he has a 2-month-old baby, saying “Nobody is without sin. . .I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage. You have to try to make amends if you can.” He continued, “You have to shut up and move on and not whine about it. And you have to deal with it like a man.” We hope Tiger is listening because, just like in Mel’s case, there are kids involved. You can run from the public and from your skanks, but you can’t run from being a dad. [Photo: GettyImages]
Back when Amanda Bynes was but a fresh-faced tween, we caught her old series “The Amanda Show” and thought she was destined for a future in comedy. We were impressed by how charming, cute, and genuinely funny she was. These days, Bynes has gone in a different direction. . .a more Vanessa Hudgens-y, Ashley Greene-y direction.
To be fair, Bynes hasn’t been caught in a nude photo scandal, but she has posed for Maxim in a series of revealing and rather gymnastic shots. Bynes explained in the magazine that, “Some people still see me as a kid, but I’m a 23-year-old woman now.” She added that her parents (like us…we’re old farts, we know) were a little worried what these adult photos said about her. “My parents were like, ‘Does this mean you’re gonna do sexy movies now?’ I said, ‘Well, if they’re done the right way, then maybe!’ I mean, I’m not gonna do porn, but if it’s a Leonardo DiCaprio movie or whatever…”
So, Leonardo, if you want to have fake sex with Amanda Bynes, the invitation has been sent, feel free to RSVP any time. As for us, we’re going to go watch Nick Jr. so we can get some of our innocence back.
Those “Stars: They’re Just Like Us!” magazine features are popular for a reason, and we love hearing about how certain celebrities keep it real. Pamela Anderson, who tends not to keep it real in certain places, does have one thing in common with us though. She loves a good make-up splurge at the local drugstore.
While we’re partial to CVS, Pam has a fragrance line called “Malibu” for sale at Rite-Aid, a partnership that appears to be a natural fit, as she claims she’s a “drugstore whore.” She explained her Wet N’ Wild lust thusly,”I worship drugstores. You have to pull me out of them.” Us too, Pam, especially when we’re using a special savings card and get cash back. Who needs expensive stuff like La Mer when you have Rimmel and Sally Hansen? [Photo: GettyImages]
We didn’t notice just how crazy-quirky Sharon Stone was until Amy Poehler started doing impressions of her on Saturday Night Live. After that, we started noticing it a lot. The interview we read with Stone today only reinforces the fact that she’s been sipping from a hot cup of crazy, because she clearly has no idea what’s a compliment and what’s not, and thus inadvertently slams Meryl Streep.
Stone was interviewed by Tatler magazine, and it started off nice enough when she explained the appeal Streep has among audiences. “I think that’s why Meryl Streep is working so much, because she looks like a woman we can all relate to,” Stone said. But then she just had to keep talking. “Meryl looks like an unmade bed, and that’s what I look like. To me, that looks true.”
Backhanded much, Sharon? We admit that we have noticed when Streep has forgone the use of a comb when showing up at awards shows, but “unmade bed” seems unnecessary. Besides, has Sharon seen her in The Devil Wears Prada or Kramer Vs. Kramer? The woman looks gorgeous. Not to mention the fact that, um, Meryl Streep keeps getting work because she’s the best actress ever. Yeah, we’re biased because we love her but if you want proof, watch her rock the Aussie accent while yelling “A dingo ate my baby!” and you, too, will be convinced. [Photos: GettyImages]
We had to do a quadruple-take to figure out who Drew Barrymore‘s pal was at last night’s Youth in Revolt premiere, and once we figured it out we were floored. The highlighted, glam actress mugging with Drew is none other than our favorite precocious teen Maeby Fünke, otherwise known as actress Alia Shawkat.
We fell in love with Shawkat during her stint on Arrested Development back when she was the frizzy-haired, scheming object of Michael Cera‘s desire, and even though she’s been in films like Whip It since then, she definitely shocked us with this makeover. Girlfriend is looking amazing this days. She could officially star in Les Cousins Dangereaux now. [Photo: GettyImages]
The couple were staying at the Taj Rambagh Palace hotel in Jaipur, India, and Russell coordinated with the hotel to prepare a night to remember. He and Katy arrived for their meal on a horse and carriage (aww!), ate dinner in a candlelit garden (ooh!), watched midnight fireworks while sitting on an elephant (er, ok), and then Katy found her engagement ring which Russell had hidden in flowers (to make up for the elephant thing). Brand’s rep confirmed that he bought the right before Christmas at Cartier, but would not confirm any wedding details just yet. [Photo: GettyImages]