It seems Katy Perry developed a habit this summer of bashing her fellow female pop artists, but now she’s taking aim at ex-boyfriend Travie McCoy. In a recent Billboard interview, she explains that the song “Circle the Drain” from her new album Teenage Dream is “kind of like my ‘You Oughta Know,’ Alanis Morissette moment.” Here’s the brutal lyrics:
“You could have been the greatest/ But you’d rather get wasted/ You fall asleep during foreplay/ ‘Cause the pills you take are more your forte/ I’m not sticking around to watch you go down/ Wanna be your lover/ Not your f*cking mother.”
Ouch! And if that wasn’t painful enough, Katy digs the knife even deeper: “You think you’re so rock and roll/ But you’re really just a joke/ Had the world in the palm of your hand/ But you f*cking choked.” While Travie may have had this diss track coming, we’re still in mourning that Katy is no longer the cutesy “I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It” singer we once adored. Now she’s a catty “I Diss Them All Because I Feel Like It” singer.
Before trashing Travie, Katy dissed Lady Gaga on Twitter for her alleged blasphemous “Alejandro” music video and soon after dissed Miley Cyrus because she thought the “Can’t Be Tamed” pop star was being a skank. Warning to all celebrities: Katy Perry is ready to pounce.
[Photo: Katy Perry wearing Diesel jeans in her video for “Teenage Dream.”]
If you’ve been keeping up with the Kardashians, then you know that this family was able to turn daughter Kim’s sex tape scandal into nothing short of an empire, one that ranges from reality television shows to consumer products. Now, according to People Magazine, the Kardashian sisters are launching a clothing line with international designer Bruno Schiavi and his Australian-based apparel company, Jupi Corporation.
Not only will Khloe, Kourtney and Kim be launching their own official line of clothing, but they’ll also be getting paid to lend their name “designing” accessories and home products, too. A press release from Jupi Corporation reports that plans are already underway after the first collection is completed to extend the brand into luggage, swimwear, shoes and kids fashion. Take note, Heidi Montag, because the dynamic trio of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney are putting on a clinic as to how to parlay reality television fame into big business.
Seriously though, is it just us or are new business deals involving this family announced on a weekly basis? It hasn’t even been a week since Khloe announced that she and hubby Lamar Odom are launching a unisex cologne, but don’t forget all the other crap that is sure to sit under our Christmas trees this December: self-tanner, the QuickTrim diet system, PerfectSkin products, the Kardashians by BeBe clothing line, Kim’s very own perfume and Kardashians for Beach Bunny Swimwear. So, to answer the question “Yay or Yawn/”, we’re saying yawn! But give it a year and we’re predicting that the Kardashians will be building houses next to Vanilla Ice, a definite yay!
RadarOnline.com‘s photos of Jersey Shore’s resident boob job advocate, J-Woww, cheating on boyfriend Tom Lippolis just surfaced, causing poor Tom to dump the guidette. In an interview with RadarOnline, Tom said, “I’m f*cking beside myself, but am ready to move on.” Then he goes on to explain, “There has been a lot of pressure on both of us lately, but she recently told me, ‘I never cheated on you and I will never leave you for someone else.’ She just lost the best thing that ever happened to her.” Alright, now get ready for the real O-M-G moment: “I am in the best shape of my life and am ready for a new relationship. IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve already put on Facebook that I am single and IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m getting hits like crazy.” It’s hard out here for a pimp isn’t it, Tom?
Tom must have amnesia so we will gladly remind him that during the first season of the Jersey Shore J-Woww introduced herself by saying, “After I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.” She backs up this statement by hooking up with fellow castmate Pauly D and claiming not to remember it. Jersey Shore fans will also recall how J-Woww called Tom on the Snooki-proof duck phone to explain the incident that she allegedly doesn’t remember because she, too, was a victim of apparent (lemon-drop shot induced) amnesia. A momentary split happened between the couple before they were back together by the next episode.
Oh well, we guess it’s about time J-Woww is a single lady, ripping the heads off of orange-tanned men from New Jersey. Let’s just hope she remembers it.
Kim Kardashian is arguably one of the most active and most popular celebs on Twitter with over four million followers. One follower, however, is not like the rest. Nope, it’s not one of the hormonal 13-year-old Justin Bieber fans that tweet death threats to Kim because of her friendship with Justin; the reality show starlet just takes those in stride. He’s a stalker, who Fox News reports is currently making it impossible for not only Kim to ignore, but her new boyfriendMiles Austin and sister Khloe Kardashian.
According to E! Online, Kim obtained a restraining order against Dennis Shaun Bowman six months ago. The restraining order document that Kim and her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley (yup, that’s Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer too!) put together last February stated that this creep cannot contact her in any way until 2013. Evidently, he did not comprehend that one simple detail in a restraining order that says NO contact because he has been incessantly tweeting to Kim, Miles and Khloe.
Not that we expect anything different, but what a stupid stalker!Ã‚Â Shawn and Kim are thankfully taking this situation very seriously. Shawn recently told E! News, “Law enforcement has been very involved in this matter from the start and we are speaking with the detective familiar with the case to determine appropriate next steps.”
The Mayor of Seaside Heights,where MTV’s Jersey Shore crew is currently filming its third season, has a message for Snooki: thank you for collectively pissing off my town’s tourists, residents and police department this past week and getting arrested. Well, more or less. When questioned about Snooki’s arrest, a very excited Mayor Ken Hershey told the New York Post yesterday, “We’re getting wonderful publicity! We couldn’t pay a half-million dollars for this!”
Please feel free to let us know if we are missing something, but Snooki gets arrested for her usual drunken disorder and get praised? Only the Queen of Guidettes would be able to pull that one off. It’s definitely not cute when Paris Hilton does it and it wasn’t even cute when that kid from The Sixth Sense,Haley Joel Osment, was arrested for drunkenly crashing his car into a mailbox back in 2006.
At first, details about Snooki’s arrest for disorderly conduct last Friday were about as fuzzy as her vision. TMZ initially reported that Snooki spent the day partying on the beach with a beer bong and doing body shots. The New York Daily News recently revealed that the arrest occurred after the MTV star became increasingly obnoxious on the beach and started trampling over beach goers. If a five second clip of Snooki “trampling” over New Jersey beach goers isn’t enough of an incentive to watch the next season of her reality show we don’t know what is. Please include this footage next season, MTV!
While there weren’t any updates to Snooki’s Twitter regarding her trip to the clink, her wing-woman and fellow Jersey Shore cast memberJ-Woww tweeted on Friday around 5PM, “Going to bail @Sn00ki out of jail… The things I do for this girl I swear.”
Another piece of the dysfunctional puzzle has been put into place: Mel Gibson decided to go to church, well, his church. This weekend the controversial actor (that’s putting it nicely) was spotted for the first time since the scandalous, abusive audiotapes with Oksana Grigorieva went public strolling from his Malibu home to the private Catholic Church he built in 2003.
According to reports the church was on lock down since Mel could be a target for violence. Security guards were reportedly checking IDs at the door and checking cars in the parking lot. We were hoping for further reports and testimonials from churchgoers saying that Mel saw the light, collapsed into tears by the altar, confessed his sins and begged for forgiveness, but no such luck. That would have been one Hell of a story though, right?! Um, we’d apologize for swearing but this is Mel Gibson we’re talking about. F*ck it!
Instead, The Passion of The Christ star is under more fire and brimstone for yet another leaked audio tape targeting Timothy Dalton, Oksana’s ex. Thus far, Mel’s rants have consisted of racial slurs, sexually explicit insults and strings of curse words so long and so loud even we had to cover our ears, but this Timothy Dalton rant is taking it to another dimension of insanity and perversion when he accuses a silent Oksana of having sex in front of her son. He begins the phone conversation surprisingly calm (for him) telling Oksana that she is “not a f*cking woman,” and for her to “f*ck Dalton.” Then the screeching begins, “You f*cking donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t love me one bit and you know it.”
Please Lord, hear our prayer – make Mel and his scary tapes stop!
Congratulations, Foxy Brown! You have succeeded in two things by sporting this station wagon-leather loincloth to BB King’s nightclub last night. First, you are responsible for the psychological scarring ofÃ‚Â TheFABlife staff. Second, you have solidified your position as president of the Female Rappers Who Can’t Dress Club. We’re sure Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj are happy to welcome another member.
If the turquoise panties weren’t oozing enough classiness for you, Bossip reports that Foxy addressed her recent arrest to the crowd by saying, “This is what we tell all the haters: You canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t keep a good b*tch down, we makes bail.” Don’t forget that Foxy was arrested last week after violating a protective order. If we had it our way she would be back in the clink for this fashion crime – with no bail.
Is it possible to love and adore Sandra Bullock even more? Let’s see… she doesn’t stand for no cheating man BS, she’s made a ton of mostly terrible movies that somehow become blockbusters, and she’s way classy n’ hot. Now the Oscar winner is leading the way for charity as the face of Restore The Gulf’s “Be The One Campaign” put on by Women of the Storm, which began in response to Hurricane Katrina in 2005 and is now looking to clean up the enormous mess from BP’s oil spill.
This isn’t the first time Sandy voiced her political opinions about the disaster in the Gulf. Don’t forget her epic “Can We Please Go Back To Normal” speech at the MTV Movie Awards in which she put things in perspective when she said, “When we all go to bed at night we should think about all the people that are being affected in the Gulf and just say a prayer for them.”
This superwoman really does want world peace (and a husband who isn’t an adulterer). Check out the video above – Sandy’s adorableness only highlights how annoying Blake Lively is, even when she’s trying to do some good.
Megan Fox may have a promising career ahead of her…as a video vixen. Take that Michael Bay! According to E! Online, Eminem recruited Megan for his “Love The Way You Lie” music video. The single from his Recovery album is currently number one on Billboard’s Hot 100 chart and features Rihanna’s vocals in an all-too-real song about the horror of an abusive relationship. Besides Em and RiRi, Megan is apparently set to join Lost’sDominic Monaghan today and tomorrow to shoot scenes for the video.
In typical Megan Fox fashion, the scenes with Dominic are supposedly going to get extra steamy. E! Online’s source says, “Things start off with a sex scene between Megan and Dominic. Then they fight, but end up having sex again.” Ooh la la! If this doesn’t make you feel overheated, prepare yourself for the literal flames that will be erupting during the video when a house complete with the white picket fence catches fire all the while Eminem and Rihanna are performing.
Mashonda must be more nauseated than ever, what with new rumors alleging that her now ex-husband Swizz Beatz will marry Alicia Keys on a yacht this weekend. MediaTakeOut is reporting that the music producer and singer are set to officially marry in a “lavish ceremony” while cruising through the Caribbean.
It’s been a whirlwind romance for Alicia and Swizz which, according to Mashonda, started before they were even divorced in 2008. The scorned ex-wife spread her fury to Twitter last year when she questioned Alicia directly, “If you are reading this Alicia, let me start by saying, you know what you did. You know the role you played and you know how you contributed to the ending of my marriage.” The scandalous relationship took a turn for the serious when the couple announced a few months ago that they were engaged and – surprise, surprise – Alicia was pregnant.
Sounds like a hot mess, huh? According to a recent interview Mashonda had with Vibe.com she is moving on, but don’t expect her to attend the wedding, “Not out of malice, but because weddings are sacred. It’s just not my place.”