Posts By Anthony Miccio

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Bow Wow and The Game Battle Over Madden X, Blowjobs From Ciara

It all started with rapper/actor Bow Wow playfully challenging rapper/starf*cker The Game to a game of Madden X, suggesting that the winner would get to donate $100,000 of the other rapper’s money to their favorite charity. The Game seemed to miss the “charity” aspect in his retort, however, claiming that he has all the money he needs. What The Game needs, however, is blowjobs. Blowjobs from Bow Wow’s ex Ciara. “How about we raise the stakes…call Ciara and tell her to suck EVERYBODY on this bus’s dick.” The Game then lists the names of the would-be recipients, who nod enthusiastically. Moral of the story: rappers need to stop interacting with The Game. If you ignore him, he might go away. [Industry Finest]

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Michael Phelps Shouldn’t Sell Frosted Flakes, Whiny Whiners Whine

Maybe Michael Phelps should stick to promoting beer pong. “Experts” are complaining that Michael Phelps’ endorsement of Frosted Flakes sends the wrong message to children. According to nutritionist Rebecca Solomon, “I would not consider Frosted Flakes the food of an Olympian. I would rather see him promoting Fiber One. I would rather see him promoting oatmeal. I would even rather see him promoting Cheerios.” Tell you what, Ms. Solomon. Why don’t you win yourself eight gold medals in one year and then tell Michael Phelps what you consider the food of an Olympian. Michael Phelps isn’t going to tell the obese children of America to eat their Fiber One. He’s going to eat a bowl of Frosted Flakes, swim a lap before you can say “three times the sugar than in Wheaties,” and give Tony The Tiger a high-five! Vitamin packed Frosted Flakes bring out the tiger in Michael Phelps! And you! [NY Daily News]

[Photo: Getty Images, Kellogg's]

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Janet Jackson’s Lingerie Line: Nasty Or No?


Janet Jackson bared one of her breasts during the 2004 Super Bowl. Having acknowledged this, we may now discuss the singer’s new lingerie line, The Pleasure Principle. “I’ve always hated when lingerie is uncomfortable, so the fit in comfort was key,” said Janet, explaining why the cup sizes range from 32A to 44G. “Lingerie is a passion for me, and just like music and acting, I can’t do it unless I put 100 percent into it.” It’s great to have passions, but why did she have to name her underthings after a song that’s over twenty years old? The line doesn’t come out till November, so there’s still time for her to consider Titty Y.O. or Damita Juggs. [Chicago Sun-Times]

[Photo: WireImage]

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Ice Cube Is For The Children

Ever wonder why Ice Cube, once AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted, has been getting hit in the nuts by children in movies like Are We Done Yet? and The Longshots? “Being in the industry for over twenty years, I’ve realized that my true fan base has kids – just like me. I needed to make a connection to the next generation and hopefully keep some continuity in these households and sustain my career.” Career-sustaining? Maybe. But judging from recent lyrics, there doesn’t appear to be much in the way of “continuity” between his movies and music. Uncle Cube might urge Keke Palmer to believe in herself when The Longshots comes out Friday, but on wax it’s still about “I know you full of liquor, put it on my zipper.”

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Avril Lavigne May Be Too Sexy For Malaysia

Will Avril Lavigne get to sex up Malaysia? On Thursday concert organizers will meet with ministry officials, who decided the planned date for her performance (August 29th) was too close the country’s independence day. Earlier, politicians complained that Lavigne’s act was “too sexy,” what with all the bare armpits and hopping.  Artists like Beyonce and Christina Aguilera have avoided Malaysia on recent Asian tours, possibly due to fines the Pussycat Dolls had to pay after breaking decency codes (Gwen Stefani was also forced to wear less revealing clothing). The Pussycat Dolls are one thing, but Avril Lavigne? Are they worried the kids will get into eyeliner? [Malaysia Star]

[Photo: WireImage]

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Shelley Malil Pleads Not Guilty To Attempted Murder

The 40-Year-Old Virgin‘s Shelley Malil pleaded not guilty to charges of premeditated attempted murder. Malil, arrested last Monday, is accused of attacking ex-girlfriend Kendra Beebe with a knife while her two children slept upstairs. He allegedly stabbed her twenty times before being disarmed by a neighbor and leaving the scene. Malil’s bail has been set at $10 million, as he is considered a flight risk. Beebe is expected to survive. [LA Times]

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Gael Garcia Bernal To Be A Daddy

Gael Garcia Bernal, star of The Motorcycle Diaries, The Science Of Sleep and Y Tu Mama Tambien, has announced that he and girlfriend actress Dolores Fonzi (ayyy!), are expecting. Bernal and Fonzi have been dating on and off since 2001, with Bernal also enjoying an on and off relationship with Natalie Portman in 2003 through 2005. [AFP]

[Photos: Getty Images]

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Please Stop Calling Master P By His Title

Master P is no more. “I’m changing my name because Master P is who I used to be. I call it my childhood and P. Miller marks my manhood.” Yes, Master P is moving past his “youthful indiscretions” and starting his adulthood after the age of 40, just like George W. Bush. “I’ve branched out into so many different arenas that range from being the first African-American to have a clothing line at Wal-Mart, to writing books, and speaking on Capitol Hill, but all that gets overshadowed because I come from the hip-hop industry. There’re a lot of people out there, who are afraid to grow up and change, but I’m not and P. Miller is the evolution of me, Percy Miller the entrepreneur, the business man.” Does that mean we’ll never hear him perform such “childhood” classics as “F*ck A Bitch Cuz I’m Paid,” “Let My 9 Get Em,” and “Time To Check My Crack House” again? [Market Watch]

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Is Daisy De La Hoya Rocking Tommy Lee’s Love?

Rock Of Love 2‘s Daisy De La Hoya claims she’s “just friends” with Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, but, according to E!, their friendship might have some hardcore benefits. If these two really are getting it on, it might be a good idea for Lee to stop living with amicable ex Pamela Anderson. You wouldn’t want the ladies to bond over Bret Michaels. [E!]