Posts By Ambika Muttoo

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Sofia Vergara Raises Temperatures By Pouring Herself Into A Swimsuit

Sofia Vergara Wears A Swimsuit On Miami Beach

Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb (her businessman fiance) have had a rough couple of days, what with scuffles at nightclubs and getting thrown out and all that. New Years’s Eve is serious business, and it takes work to out-high profile all the other high profile news out there. Being booted out of one of the hottest new clubs in Miami will take care of that, though. The recovery period for such shenanigans is equally important, and the affianced couple decided to do so, where else, but the beach. And if they decided to go in the opposite direction and go low profile, it ain’t working. Because Sofia in a low-cut swimsuit is not something to be ignored. The stunner took on a flimsy one-piece with a criss-cross back and wore a sheer blue maxi skirt for … modesty? That can’t be it. Either way, we are just amazed about the fact that this woman is 40-years-old. There is no body part that we can spot — and we can spot a lot — that looks anywhere close to 40. We’re against violence but can you blame Nick for turning into a jealous type around her? That was the basis for the brawl, FYI. And seeing her in a swimsuit, we can sort of understand why.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Taylor Swift And Harry Styles Ring In The New Year With A Big Ol’ Kiss

Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are taking their romance to the public. Like, seriously to the public. Like, we’re going to make out and we don’t care kind of seriously to the public. The two impossibly cute and famous pair — hey, like does attract like — were in New York for Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest, where Swifty was performing a medley of her songs during a concert that attracted thousands of people. But instead of whizzing off after the show, Taylor stayed for the famous ball drop with Harry by her side. There’s the video you can see above of the whole moment as the clock strikes twelve ushering in the new year and a big, public, full-on kiss between Taylor and Harry. Which goes on for a while, we may add. We’re hoping both fan bases approve because quite frankly, how could you not? It’s adorable and exactly like that romantic comedy we know you have stashed away and like to bust out towards the end of the year. Just don’t screw it up, Styles. You don’t want to be fodder for her next album. Also, disclaimer: we know it’s voyeuristic but the moment is so darn cute and going viral and who doesn’t want to feel mushy at this time?

by (@missmuttoo)

Disco Mom Snooki Gets A New Tattoo

Snooki Shows Off Her New Tattoo

We couldn’t resist the “Disco Mom” Bit for Snooki but couldn’t resist it due to that Studio 54-ish gold headband in this picture . The petite reality star got on Celebuzz around the New Year to show off her new tattoo — it’s her sixth one — to the world. There are leopard spots, people. But it’s Snooki, there had to be leopard spots in it. She also posted a lengthy explanation of what her new ink signified, and although it looks a bit like a Griffin to us, she says it’s, “My fierce leopard tattoo. I wanted to get this because to me it represents being a strong independent woman, and obviously I love leopards/leopard print! The crown represents being a queen and being fabulous, and the wings represent everyone who has passed in my family.” That’s pretty sweet, you have to admit. The tattoo was inked by her favorite artist in L.A., Bryce Oprandi , at the The Martlet Tattoo and this post is going to mark the start of a short series by Snooki. She explained saying, “Every Monday I am going to be showing you one of my tattoos and the story behind it, so make sure you come back to find out about my other 5 tattoos and what I am planning on getting for my 7th!” We’ll be there, Snooksters.

[Photo via Celebuzz]

by (@missmuttoo)

Paparazzo Killed In Accident While Trying To Click Pictures Of Justin Bieber’s Car

Photographer Killed In Accident While Trying To Get Pictures Of Justin Bieber's Car

This is the worst way to write the New Year in. This story has shades of Princess Diana‘s horrifying end in a car crash and we don’t get when people will get that these sort of risks are just not worth it. A paparazzo was killed while attempting to shoot pictures of Justin Bieber, which is just such a terrible waste of  human life. Specifically because Justin wasn’t even in his car. TMZ reported that Justin’s friends were driving his car — wrongly identified as his Ferrari — and were stopped by the California Highway Patrol on Sepulveda Boulevard for a regular traffic check. We’re assuming the photographer thought Bieber was in the car and started clicking pictures of the scene until he was told to move by the police as he was in a precarious position since cars were speeding around him. Apparently, while doing so, the photographer was hit by a vehicle and is now dead. LAPD is now investigating but as we said, this all seems like such a tragic accident. All for a picture. Our condolences to the photographer’s family. This feels like a horrible reminder of the dark side of celebrity culture and how extreme it’s all getting.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Miley Cyrus Has An Interesting New Driving Companion: A Blow-Up Doll

Miley Cyrus Tweets Picture With Pin-Up Doll

“Does this count for the carpool lane? Such a nice Xmas gift,” said an innocuous tweet by Miley Cyrus. We clicked on the picture feeling all festive and merry, and found the snapshot you see above. Of the singer with — yes, you guessed correctly — a blow-up doll.  We actually think Miley and her gang would be a blast to hang out with, considering this is the sort of present-giving that is acceptable. This is the same crew that brought you Liam Hemsworth‘s birthday penis cake, remember? Here are a couple of things to love about this picture.

1. The blow-up doll has some ‘tude! The saucy wink and thumbs-up reveal this quite clearly.

2. Miley‘s red lipstick. Where can we find that shade? GIMME.

3. The blow-up doll’s pink lipstick matches the shade of her … nether regions? Perplexing and curious.

4. Is it wrong that we actually like said shade of pink lipstick?

5. The blow-up doll has her seat-belt on. Safety first, kids. This could be a metaphor for safe sex, but that’s just us. 

[Photo via Twitter]

by (@missmuttoo)

Miranda Kerr Wishes You A Merry Christmas … In Lingerie

Miranda Tweets Christmas Picture Dressed In Lingerie

Right, so Miranda Kerr‘s very festive instagram picture is making us feel just great about all the holiday food we’ve been scarfing down. Because, a sexy Santa’s Helper who also happens to be one of the most famous supermodels around, will do that to you. But since it’s Christmas and just in case you don’t feel like perving out at this picture, we’ll give you five other things to focus on in the photograph other than the obvious. Or little chains of thought that you could consider to stop you from staring at the obvious!

1. HAIR. Must make a note to find out Miranda’s regime. I WILL HAVE THAT HAIR.

2. I wonder if red is my color? Do I have anything red in my wardrobe?

3. Will faux fur ever look good on a regular woman? Someone who’s not a supermodel?

4. OH, Instagram! Big controversy! Let’s talk about that!

5. Are my Christmas decorations as … sparkly? I should check!

Did it work? No? Oh well, we tried. But it’s really hard to ignore Miranda while she’s dressed like that. And while you’re at it, how about you check out or list of the 30 sexiest celebrity Santas? Might as well go all the way, right? Happy holidays, everyone!

[Photo via Instagram]

by (@missmuttoo)

Lindsay Lohan Refused To Kiss Charlie Sheen In A Scene Because Of … Cold Sores?

Lindsay Lohan Refuses To Kiss Charlie Sheen For Scary Movie 5

This qualifies as the best story we’ve heard all week. Actually, it may be the best story we’ve heard all month. Seriously awesome. So, TMZ is reporting that sources told them about hilarious goings-on on the set of Scary Movie 5. Our first reaction was — there’s a Scary Movie 5, now? And then this happened: apparently, Lindsay Lohan flat-out refused to kiss Charlie Sheen in a scene for the movie because … it’s Charlie Sheen’s mouth. As far as she’s concerned, it could be a hot-bed of germs because who knows where that mouth’s been, right? Ha. Lindsay Lohan saying that cracks us up. Because … let’s not even start on L.L’s shenanigans all year. The word is that they were supposed to kiss at least three times, but she said hell no and — this is the best part — both parties had to eventually sign releases stating they didn’t have cold sores. Brain just exploded!

Even with said release, Lindsay still wouldn’t go for it, and the team behind the movie even tried out a body double but it just didn’t work, so they had to nix the scenes completely. And how did Charlie take it? The sources say he didn’t react badly at all. Oh, come on, Lindz. Is that some way to treat someone who gave you money just so you could pay off your taxes?

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Want To Have Fun At A Madonna Concert? Never, Ever Smoke Around Her!

Madonna Yells At Fans In Chile Because They Were Smoking

The next time you’re at a Madonna concert that’s open-air and you’re thinking about enjoying a smoke along with your beer … don’t. Just, don’t. Because she will sniff you out and annihilate you. This qualifies for sound-checks as well, as this latest story from Santiago, Chile proves. Madge is in the country for her show, and during the sound-check, some fans who were milling about amongst the huge crowd in the area, decided to light up. Not for long, because Madonna chewed them out, saying, “There are people smoking right now. No smoking! Where are they smoking? If you’re going to smoke cigarettes, I’m not doing a show! ” And if that wasn’t enough, she added, “You don’t care about me? I don’t care about you. All right? Are we going to play that game? I’m not kidding. I can’t sing if you smoke. ¿Entiendes?” One would think that, that would be the end. But the fans were probably too stunned to even react. So Queen M, with the final nail in their coffin, hammered out, “If you love me, then don’t smoke. No smoking! You’re looking right at me and smoking cigarettes, like I’m a stupid f—g idiot.” Point made. The fans stubbed out their cigs and Madonna continued. Lesson learned! TMZ even has a video of the incident and really, you do not want to mess with this woman.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Celebrity Nails Get Festive! Guess Who This Christmas Manicure Belongs To?

Lily Allen Gets Festie Holiday Nail Art Done

This year, celebrity nail art has really gone from artistic strength to strength. The designs became really creative, as you can see from our countdown of the best celebrity nails of 2012, or if you played our “guess the celebrity manicure” game with us. Whether it was Jordin Sparks‘ Pacman mani, Zooey Deschanel‘s little bowties, or Pink’s mini gumballs …  we’ve got some amazo ideas to try for ourselves. But back to this particular picture, seen above. Reindeer’s? Candy canes? Santa? Mistletoe? It’s a Christmas manicure! The “she” in question, is known for getting some really stellar nail art. She can really sing. She’s absolutely lovely. She’s has some pretty cool tattoos. And she’s got this terrific nail art that’s cheering us up on this cold wintry morning. Can you guess who she is?  Read more…

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Relax, World, Kim Kardashian Didn’t Actually Cut Her Hair (But We Wish She Would)

Kim Kardashian Shows Off New Hair, Reveals Bangs Are Fake

Kim Kardashian got well and truly mobbed by paparazzi as she arrived at LAX airport yesterday. And through those resulting photographers, the blogosphere and webternetz went nuts because she had a brand-new look. Kimmy’s hair was much shorter and she had bangs, so boom … you know the headlines. She had also given a little sneak peak on Twitter before, with a photograph captioned as, “Fun shoot today chrismcmillan He just can’t control his scissor hands!” complete with the succinct hashtag, bangs. The truth of the matter, as revealed earlier today, is that the whole thing’s a fake. Of course it is, and of course Kim played it up and let all the news fly around about her for a day before the “haha, joke’s on you” moment. A tweet saying, “these are fake” opened to her Celebuzz page to a post that read, “The Truth About The Bangs.” The explanation reads, “I saw a few of you tweeting me about my bangs!! The bangs are fake! Just clip ons! I had a fun Cosmo cover shoot yesterday and Chris McMillan clipped these on!” Clever again, Kimmy. Letting the world know you’re going to be on the cover of Cosmopolitan.

But here’s the thing. We actually wish she’d chop her hair to this style. The length and the bangs really suit her and she looks years younger. She also doesn’t have makeup caked-on, so we can actually see her face. And we like what we see. Cut the hair for real, Kim! What do you guys think?

[Photo: Splash News Online]