Posts By Ambika Muttoo

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Michael Cera’s Tongue-In-Cheek Playboy Interview

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How much do we love Michael Cera? From Arrested Development to Juno and our favorite, Superbad, the nerdy-hipster boy wonder can do no wrong. His latest Playboy article made us fall in love with him a tad more. We’re preparing to watch him in his new film Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (which also stars Anna Kendrick) which he describes as, “I would say this movie is both a nerd and a nonnerd’s dream come true. For the nerds there are lots of Nintendo references and sound effects, and the nonnerds will enjoy making fun of all the nerds in the theater exploding with joy and afterward will possibly beat them all up.”

The actor spoke about his infamous  “Guido makeover” by Pauly D from the Jersey Shore cast.“Actually, it was one of the most pleasant days I’ve had in a long time.” he said of his hair-gelling experience, adding, “We got drunk and laughed and danced and got in a hot tub and ate pizza. It was sort of like my eighth birthday party.” When asked about the worst pick-up line he’s ever used he deadpanned, “Hey, lady, those are some sexy-a** extensions. I guess you won’t mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.”

It got even better when he spoke about losing his virginity. Cera related, “To be honest I don’t remember too much about it. All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on the roof of a Public Storage building in what seemed to be a freezing rainstorm, and Crispin Glover was there with a disposable camera he kept winding even though it had clearly run out of exposures. My memory of it has fogged as time has gone by, and I’ve pushed it out of my mind, though I do seem to remember something about a plastic Academy Award for best grandson being involved. You might say it was my first brush with the finer side of show business.” He kept a straight face through out. Ok we know, he might come off as too clever-by-half. Look at it like this, he isn’t as annoying as the other hipster lot who are just, plain,well, annoying. As Cera fans, we’re lapping it up!

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Pink In A Nasty Accident On Stage

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Thank God she’s ok! Pink had a scary accident on stage in Nurnberg, Germany, that could have turned out far worse than it did. At one point in the show, two dancers attached Pink to a harness and they ran her into a running leap, expecting her to go up. Unfortunately the harness wasn’t attached properly and Pink was thrown off the high stage and into a barricade. The video reveals one of the dancers falling off as well. We hope she’s ok too.

Her mic was still on, and the shocked audience heard Pink gasping in pain, saying, “F**k, I hurt like a motherf****r, sorry I’m cursing”.  Folks cheered her on, shouting their sympathy, as she eventually walked back to the stage, still bent with pain.

She couldn’t complete the show and was taken away in an ambulance. She did tweet out her apologies, though, writing, “To all my nurnberg fans- I am so so so sorry to end the show that way.I am embarassed and very sorry. I’m in ambulance now but I will b fine.” She tweeted once again, while in hospital saying, “didn’t get clipped in2 harness correctly,drug me off stage, fell in2 barricade. Getting xrays.I hope it at least looked cool!!!” Once she got her diagnosis, the singer was back on her Twitter reassuring fans with, “Ok all my lovers out there- nothings broken, no fluid in the lungs, just seriously sore. I made that barricade my b*tch!!!! Thanx nurnberg:(”

Her husband Carey Hart also tweeted to a friend, writing, “took the narliest slam off the stage! The cable on the harness that takes her in the air malfunctioned. Drug her into barrier.” He then updated his Twitter status with, “Fyi @pink is out of the hospital and all good. Just got the shit kicked out of her by the barrier. Steel barrier-1 Pink-0″  The singer is one tough cookie, because this isn’t the first time she’s had a bad accident on stage.  She had a separated shoulder from her aeriel-stunt heavy show during her Funhouse tour. A video of the accident surfaced on YouTube today, check out Pink’s harness malfunction and her badass instant recovery from a front-row vantage point after the jump.

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Landon Donovan Is Not The Father Of Alleged Love Child

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Ms. Mystery Woman can slink back to where ever she came from. Landon Donovan is not the father of her baby. The soccer was told “informed of the possibility” that he got a British woman pregnant during his 10-month stint with the Liverpool club, Everton. And true to form of many gold diggers preceding her, she was threatening to take her story to plenty of tabloids. Donovan had commented, “I was informed of the possibility during the World Cup, and if I need to take responsibility, then I will provide the appropriate support. This is a private matter and I will refrain from further comment at this time.”

Looks like her plan went bust because he’s not the Dad. Donovan told E! Online at the ESPY awards, “I actually wasn’t sure I was going to asked but I know now that I will not be a dad any time soon, which is good news for me. You just broke the story.” Good news, indeed. Especially since he’s been getting up close and personal with his separated wife actress Bianca Kajilich again.

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Enrique Iglesias To Get Naked Thanks To A Bet

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Time to man up, Enrique Iglesias. Get those pants down. This isn’t some bizarre fantasy we have about the singer…honest. He got himself into this because of a little bet he made. While chatting with BBC News around the World Cup, Iglesias promised, “If Spain win, I’m going to get drunk and ski naked in Biscayne Bay,”  And not that we listened to anything else that came out of his mouth after, he added, “That is what we used to do when we were kids.” (Strange childhood).

So, guess what. Spain won. So it’s time to make good on what you said, guapo. Get to it….take those clothes off. Quitate la ropa! Apparently he’s not going to weasel out of this because his rep told Access Hollywood, “A bet is a bet!” Now all he needs to do is tell us when? The FABlife will regrettably, be closed that day. We’ll all be in Florida. With binoculars. We know you’ll understand!

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That 70′s Show’s Danny Masterson In Real Estate Scam

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Danny Masterson is probably feeling very stupid right now. Something his character Hyde on That ’70s Show probably wasn’t used to feeling. He got played in a real estate scam when he decided to invest in a $3.2 million condo back in 2007. He took a loan from a company called TomatoBank to come up with the cash. Problem is, he’s being sued by them for nearly the same amount for not making the payments on his $3.2 mill loan.

Masterson claims he’s been duped by them. The story is that he agreed to co-sign the loan with TomatoBank for the schmancy digs.  He says they totally played him by secretly approving a 3-story building, instead of a 4-story condo, like they had agrees. The builders then obviously ran into permit issues. And because his name’s on the papers, Danny’s the fall guy with a big fat loan and an unfinished building. And loads of debt. Masterson now wants the TomatoBank agreement to be rendered null and void, and wants the courts to get them to cough up the cash. Sounds like something Kelso would get himself into.

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Lindsay Changes Lawyers And Heads Back To Rehab To Avoid Jail

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Should this be surprising to us? News that Lindsay Lohan is broke has been swirling around for months. She apparently was down half a million in credit card debt, and owed the store Church $17,000. We get the picture… her checking account isn’t exactly overflowing.

But L.L has a sense of entitlement about her non-celebrity that just won’t go away. She’s been shopping around for a lawyer ever since her attorney  Shawn Chapman Holley quit last week. And she wants her new lawyer to represent her for free! A source revealed, “Lindsay wants her new attorney to represent her for free. Lindsay doesn’t think she should pay for a new lawyer, period. Lindsay has gone through two attorneys already.” Her financial situation is also telling, says the source, “The type of lawyers Lindsay is used to having are expensive because they are simply the best at what they do. Lindsay just doesn’t have the money that she used to pay for the best. The lawyers she is interviewing wouldn’t represent her for free, period.”

She’s now honed in on super-lawyer Robert Shapiro who is famous for repping folks like the Kardashians and O.J Simpson. Lindsay has now checked into rehab (Stint #4!) at Shapiro’s Pickford Lofts facility, which he founded after his son OD’ed in 2005. Seems a bit desperate and disingenuous, dontcha think?

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One Wrinkled Lady Goes After Another Wrinkled Lady On Twitter

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Twitter battle! And this time it’s between headed-to-jail-bird Lindsay Lohan and Joan Rivers. The comedienne bashed Li-lo,  tweeting, “Lindsay Lohan had “F**k You” painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had “Eat me you party skank,” painted on hers.”

That was the last in the series that started with a Twitter message that read, “Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.” Other pot-shots twittered included, “Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge” and this twiss (twitter-diss), ” I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.” Ha-freakin’-ha, Rivers.

Lindz lashed out on her own tweeting, “Joan Rivers and her “stargument” make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven….” adding, “all he needs is her botox doctor. “Dr.” Drew- any ideas? Botox rehab reality show?” Ouch, Dad, Joan and Dr Drew- that’s a three-in-one smack down! She even got poetic tweeting rap lyrics, no less, “in the words of 50 cent.. “You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth”

An unexpected third party also made their presence felt. Old flame Samantha Ronson jumped into to defend her ex tweeting, “Hey Joan Rivers…You have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can’t hear.” Not totally surprising since they just met up for a sushi dinner, after SamRon made a housecall at Lindsay‘s the night before. Lindz is supposed to turn herself in on July 20th.

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John Stamos To Extortionists: How Rude!

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What is this? Time for all the gold diggers of the world to come out and play? John Stamos is being dragged through mud by a woman who claimed she had a fling with him when she was 17-years-old. SIX years ago. Did we forget to mention she wants money out of him? But of course.

Allison Coss and Scott  Sippola – the ‘extorting team’ – have been accused of conspiring to get $680,000 out of Stamos because they, apparently, have photos of him with cocaine and strippers. These photos don’t exist, because FBI agents searched their home and found nothing.

Defense Attorney Sarah Henderson‘s story is that Stamos, post his break-up with Rebecca Romjin, saw Coss and another woman at a club and asked his people to bring them to his room. Stamos allegedly ordered a drink for Coss even after she told him she was 17. They arrived with a bag of cocaine, and that’s when they took a photo of him  bending over a table full of drugs. Henderson also alleges that Stamos and Coss later kissed on a bed and got into a hot tub together after Stamos undressed and Coss stripped to her underwear and that Stamos offered to perform oral sex on her, but Coss declined. Then, Stamos became frustrated, broke a bedpost with his hand and left the room before apologizing and inviting Coss to spend the night. She did and for the next few years they have had a “flirty kind of relationship” by e-mail, Henderson said.

Stamos received two emails late last year from a ” Jessica T” who claimed she was pregnant by Stamos, followed by a series of emails from a “Brian L” describing allegedly compromising photos, saying they would be sold to tabloids if Stamos did not fork over $680,000. The prosecutors are contending that  Coss and Sippola sent the e-mails and the Assistant U.S. Attorney Maarten Vermaat told the jury, “This is really just a get-rich-quick scheme that is based on lies and betrayal.”

Stamos said in his testimony, “I was very heartbroken at the time,” speaking of his split with Romjin. He also said that Coss told him she was on “college” spring break, and that they were among several people who later came to his hotel room, where they were “just hanging out” and “socializing.” Of Coss, he said: “It was all very sweet. I considered her a friend.”

Stamos mentioned that he asked for “hot” photos of her via email in 2007 writing, “Send me some wild pics if you’re so wild, wild child.”  Stamos testified that Coss wrote that a man was harassing her about having incriminating photos of both of them. Later, “Brian L” started blackmailing Stamos, who then went to the FBI saying, “I felt threatened, violated. I felt this was illegal.” It ended with a sting operation that got Coss and Sippola arrested during a set-up money drop at K.I. Sawyer International Airport near Marquette, in Michigan.

During the hearing, defense attorney Frank Stupak snarkily asked if photos of  Stamos with alcohol and women under 21 would be bad for his image commenting, “By the way, are you a friend of Charlie Sheen?”  Stamos looked shocked but replied, “No, but I know Lindsay Lohan.”

Well played, Uncle Jesse.

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Vince Vaughn Is Going To Be A Daddy

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Awww! Guys guy Vince Vaughn is going to be on diaper duty very soon! The actor and his wife Kyla Weber are expecting their first baby together. They got married this January , a couple of years post Vaughn’s break up – we mean both the movie and the split – with Jennifer Aniston. A source commented, “They’re having so much fun together and they’re so excited to be first-time parents!” the source says.

VV’s totally ready for daddyhood too, telling People last September, “It’s the first time that I really want to have kids. I’ve been very fortunate in my career, and my life has been about that for so long that you get bored of it. You’re ready for your life to be about other people and other things.”  What a journey for Vince…from Swingers to strollers!

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Alex Rodriguez, Player And Actor

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Alex Rodriguez is obviously taking a leaf out of girlfriend Cameron Diazs book. A-Rod is turning into an actor, making his debut in the appropriately named Friends With Benefits,  which also stars Cammy’s ex boyfriend Justin Timberlake. The movie, which also has Mila Kunis attached, will start filming this month around New York. Apparently, folks are wondering if Cameron will make a cameo too. All we know is that A-Rod’s not playing himself and the movie is about “two friends as they come out of disastrous relationships.”  Ohhhh, is A-Rod playing the rebound guy?

The baller will also be sharing screen space with Woody Harrelson, Patricia Clarkson, Emma Stone, and Andy Samberg. What do you reckon? Can A-Rod act? Will Cameron’s inevitable coaching lessons make a bit of difference? Or will he just take off his shirt and let his pecs do all the acting?

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