Posts By Ambika Muttoo

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Robert Pattinson Talks Sex… In Eclipse

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Robert Pattinson (photos) reckons he knows why the Twilight series is so successful: it’s because they’re super sexy…without showing actual sex. It’s all in the innuendo, apparently. Can’t disagree there. You know you’ve been wondering whether they’re going to show Bella and Edward getting it on in Breaking Dawn (er, in both the Breaking Dawns), right? Or is it just us.

In an interview with Nightline he said, “[Fans] like that moment before [sex] … the kind of tipping point before it goes over. I mean, everybody likes that. That’s the best part, for a relationship.”  He also spoke about how it’s important not to stray into being too old-fashioned. The fans need to see something! Eclipse has Bella and Edward most-def getting close… but not too close! He stated, “If there was a hard and fast decision by both [Bella and Edward] saying, ‘Yeah we’re going to remain virgins our entire lives, it’s never going to happen,’ I don’t think it would be as popular a series.”

Yeah yeah, you know exactly how to keep us hooked!

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Catherine Zeta-Jones ‘Knighted’

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Catherine Zeta-Jones is on a roll! She just won a Tony for her role in the musical A Little Night Music. And now she’s received the Order of The British Empire by Queen Elizabeth the II.

More specifically, she was named a Commander of the Order of the British Empire (the OBE has five categories). Happy CZJ can now add CBE behind her name and commented, “I am absolutely thrilled with this honor. As a British subject, I feel incredibly proud. At the same time, it is overwhelming and humbling. And my mum and dad are delighted beyond belief.” Congratulations!

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by (@missmuttoo)

Paris Hilton Has A New Man

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We so called it! Paris Hilton split with Doug Reinhardt – we know, devastating – to proclaim she didn’t want to date anyone for a while. We said bullshiz, albeit more politely. And we were right, because the official Paris rebound rubber band has twanged gloriously again! And her new dude has a (self-made) lifestyle we’re guessing the heiress is more than familiar with.

Entre, boyfriend du jour Cy Waits who’s a mega Las Vas nightclub heavyweight. Alongside his brother Jesse and friend Victor Drai he owns celebrity promised lands XS, Tryst and Drai’s. Apparently, the two have been dating for a roughly a month. Aww, we feel kinda bad for Reinhardt. He keeps getting dumped and all he gets left with is… burritos. And a lot of money.

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by (@missmuttoo)

So Much For Loving Her Little Monsters! Lady Gaga Confronts Photo-Snapping Fan

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Lady Gaga‘s not quite done with her bitch stream yet!  While news of her flipping off the paps is still hot off the press, she’s already moved on to another situation. She had dinner at Asia de Cuba in New York with some 20 people recently. And in keeping with crazy Gaga style, she wore a see-through gown with a nude veil. Because that’s the perfect way to go incognito right?

The problem came up when a fellow diner took a photograph of her from another table, and that’s when the songstress lost her cool. A source revealed, “Gaga became noticeably upset, pushed her security team out of the way to confront the shutterbug and demanded he delete the photo.” The snap-happy patron obliged, so Gaga regained her composure and all was well at the shmancy dinner again.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Bam Margera Beaten Up By A 60-Year-Old Woman

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Jackass star Bam Margera was taken to the ICU at Chester County hospital after being beaten black and blue with a bat, by 59-year-old Elizabeth Ray. The assault went down early in the morning outside Margera’s bar in West Chester, PA. Apparently there was a fight of some sorts, which is when Ray allegedly smacked him in the back of the head with a baseball bat. Ouch! She’s being charged on five counts by the police.

TMZ spoke to Steve-O who said Margera had been released from intensive care. He added, “I think he’s gonna be okay.” Let’s hope that for once Steve-O is right about something.

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Kate Hudson On A Date In Paris With Muse Rocker

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Looks like Kate Hudson‘s letting go of the anger and moving on from the Alex Rodriguez-Cameron Diaz‘s love-fest . But is she moving on to a(nother) rock star? Looks like a little bit of deja vu  for Kate, whose ex is Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson.

Hudson boarded a plane to Paris this weekend to attend the second of two sold-out Muse shows at the Stade de France. She was spotted out and about the next day with Matthew Bellamy, Muse‘s frontman and a source revealed, “They seemed very much a couple. Just walking together, enjoying the sunshine.” They were seen around the Place Vendome, and then proceeded to enjoy a late lunch together at the Brasserie Lipp, bolting through the rear exit when the paps turned up. Hopping continents for a show and a date – sounds like something romantic going on, though knowing Kate, it’ll be over before you can say “Hey, remember Owen Wilson, Lance Armstrong and A-Rod?”

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Secret’s Out! Simon Monjack Had Two Children

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Brittany Murphy‘s husband, Simon Monjack, had a secret that he carried to the grave.  A laptop has unearthed evidence that Monjack had two children! Simon’s mother, brother and therapist stayed at Simon’s home last week with Sharon MurphyBrittany Murphy‘s mom – and apparently took the laptop when they left.

While going through the computer’s files, they found emails from two women who wanted money from Monjack for child support.  It seems he had a son by one woman and a daughter by another. Files for wire transfers for chunks of money were also found, as  large as $ 48,000 in one go. He was also sending cash to lawyers, as well as to somebody in Europe for some sort of settlement deal. It just gets more and more mysterious. (And sad. And creepy.)

Simon’s immediate family strongly felt the coroner should have the computer and handed it over, and the office is currently reviewing the contents. Sharon has angrily filed a theft report with the police.

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The Bieb-dashian Love Train Keeps Chugging On

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Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber happily splashed around in the sea at The Cove Resort at Atlantis, Paradise Island Bahamas for a photo shoot. Looks like she got over those Bieber-related death threats!

At the same time the Biebs is pretty aware of the shiz that may go down tweeting, “Photoshoot on the beach….ummmm yeah. I told her to watch out…I love my fans”. The photo that accompanied the message had them squinting happily in the sunshine with Kim holding a long stemmed rose! ‘Course Kim K had to retweet with, “Bahamas with my Biebs! Fun shoot!”

She’d also tweeted a pic out of her adoringly ruffling his famous do saying, “My dream! I messed up @JustinBieber ‘s hair!!!!!” AND KK had led up to the swimmy shoot with a tweet that read, “Can u guess who I’m in the Bahamas with???” accompanied by an artsy photo in silhouette.

Photo shoot with a hot girl way older than you? Slash would be so proud! Plus with the red lips and evening dress on Kim, with the two holding hands…sizzle much right?  This video shows them having a blast. Be afraid Kim, be very afraid.

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KStew: Kissing Taylor Was “Hard” (Because He’s Not RPattz, Right?)

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Kristen Stewart (photos) has said that the kissing scenes with Taylor Lautner in Eclipse were “hard” to shoot. Why, because her boyfriend Robert Pattinson (photos) was watching from craft services? Give us a break, K.Stew… it’s a tough job, but someone has to do it (pick us, pick us!)/

At an Eclipse press conference this past weekend, she confessed that kissing Jacob “was so against everything that Bella’s always been.”  But she did admit that the “tent scene” was gratifying. You know – the one where she canoodles with Jacob to keep warm in the freezing temperature, while Robert Pattinson‘s Edward watches on in jealousy. She said, “Bella always wanted Jacob and Edward to level with each other finally and it’s funny that it takes place while she’s sleeping between them. It was fun to shoot, but I wish it wasn’t as hot. I was literally in a beanie and I was just sweating.”

Stewart went on to say that shooting love scenes with Tay-Tay still hadn’t sunk in properly stating, “Taylor [and I] have so much fun with this stuff because our intimate moments are so few and far between — and weird. Me and Rob are always so serious because we have [a lot of] those scenes.” Ok, don’t rub it in, we know Robsten have kissing down.

She was also asked to choose the better kisser, but Stewart couldn’t take sides.”Dakota [Fanning],” she said, referring to her costar in The Runaways. “I’m just going to have to say that because it’s easier.”

Pics of Rob and Kristen shamelessly flirting in public at Twi-Con this weekend below.

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Sharon And Kelly Osbourne, Loud And Proud At The Gay Pride Parade

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Sharon and Kelly Osbourne duo stands up for what they believe in, and we like it. The mother-daughter duo schooled a group of anti-gay protesters while they were Grand Marshals at the Gay Pride Parade in West Hollywood this weekend, making them our favorite family pair since Dina and Lindsay Lohan (kidding).

Apparently, the angry anti-gay mob came right up in Sharon and Kelly ‘s faces midway during the parade. Sharon wasn’t intimidated in the least. She got on a loud speaker and said, “You should be ashamed of yourselves.” And Kelly wasn’t far behind, revealed an eyewitness, “Kelly went to the mic and told the crowd, ‘My God loves Gays.’”

She then proceeded to lead the proud crowd in a chant of “God loves gays,” which became so loud that it completely drowned out the protesters. Amen to that!

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