Posts By Ambika Muttoo

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Sarah Palin Denies Boob Job


Did she or didn’t she? Her camp is saying, “Not!” Photographs recently surfaced of Sarah Palin looking far more ‘buxom’ tham usual. Dressed casually in a white tee-shirt at the Belmont Stakes horse race in Elmont, New York, Palin’s torso looked like it had definitely gained a couple of curvy inches. And the interwebs have been braying, “Boob job!”

An insider from the former Vice Presidential candidate said, “It’s absolutely ridiculous.”  Palin is quite proud of her decolletage. A photograph from Palin’s undergrad days at the University of Idaho shows her in a pink tee-shirt that reads, “I may be broke but I’m not flat busted.” Apparently she was also particularly fond of a tee-shirt that read, “FCK: The only thing missing is ‘U’.”

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Megan Fox Shows Her Sensitive Side


Well, this is completely uncharacteristic of toe-thumbed Megan Fox. She sat down with Interview magazine (she chatted with Hangover star Zach Galifianakis) for their latest issue and actually sounded …normal.

Explaining her intense dislike of paparazzi she says, “I don’t really resent being on the red carpet as much as I do having to deal with the paparazzi. The photographers on the red carpet, that’s their job.”

She seems surprisingly calm for somebody who just got kicked off from Transformers 3 only to be replaced by Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. There are tons of explanations floating around for the switch, but everyone can agree it wasn’t a good idea for Fox to compare the director, Michael Bay, to Napolean and Hitler. She says that the crazy comments aren’t even a bit like the real her. “In the past, I’ve been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality. So I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what’s really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret.” Is this the truth or just damage control?

Either way, Foxy Megan’s going to keep quite busy this year. She’s appearing in Jonah Hex with Josh Brolin and then Passion Play with Mickey Rourke and Bill Murray. Her IMDB listing states that she’s rumored to play a mermaid in the fourth installment of the Pirates of The Caribbean franchise. Not bad Meggie – not bad at all.

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Kourtney Kardashian’s 5-Month Old Son Gets Massages


Kourtney Kardashian’s son Mason is already clocking time in spas. Her BF Scott Disick took the 5-month-old baby for a massage this week. That’s one more massage than you got this week.

And apparently, that’s completely okay. Kristi McCarty, the director of the posh Turtle Cove Spa commented, “I would recommend massages for babies, just to keep their joints limber. Any kind of virus that might be lying around dormant can be worked out with gentle manipulation and massage. It’s also very soothing. Everyone needs human touch.” Turtle Cove has a full kiddie-focused spa menu including a “Spa Princess Package,” and even yoga!

Note that while baby massages are totally kosher for kids, the tykes only get kneaded for 30 minutes or less. With full ambiance of course. “The softer music is more calming,” says McCarty. “It brings down the blood pressure and helps soother.” Mason’s totally going to be a zen baby!

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Saint Angelina May Be Queen Cleopatra Soon


Angelina Jolie may be following in Dame Elizabeth Taylor’s footsteps soon. Producer Scott Rudin has bought the film rights to the forthcoming biography Queen of the Nile: Cleopatra: A Life. And he has Angie in mind for the title role of Cleo! Stacy Schiff authored the biography, and it’s due this November.

Rudin’s office stated that the movie, “is being developed for and with Jolie.” Schiff agrees on the choice for leading lady saying, “ Physically, she’s the perfect look.” Well… you don’t get more genetically gifted than her. Wonder who they have in mind for Marc Anthony? Richard Burton‘s got huge shoes to fill!

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Gwyneth Paltrow Brokers Peace Between A-Rod’s Ladies


Alex Rodriguez should thank her Royal Goop-ness Gwyneth Paltrow. It’s very possible that she’s trying to mend fences between A-Rod’s ex, Kate Hudson, and his new gal-pal, Cameron Diaz. Paltrow was spotted dining with Diaz at The Lion a couple of days ago. She was soon after seen with Hudson at Quattro at the Trump SoHo along with Stella McCartney and Naomi Watts, where a source noted, “They were having a great time and appeared to be deep in conversation.”

K.Hud had just finished taping the Letterman show and the three actresses had earlier attended McCartney’s 2011 spring showing. Who knows what they were talking about: Goop-approved cleanses or their feelings toward Cammy D?

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Tom Cruise To Mortify Katie And Suri With Les Grossman Movie


Get ready for some more Les Grossman! Tom Cruise reprised that unforgettable role from 2008’s Tropic Thunder at the MTV Movie Awards last week, where he randomly had a dance off with Jennifer Lopez. Now Paramount and MTV Films confirm that they are developing a movie around Les Grossman, who is an f-bomb dropping, expletive spewing, super raunchy producer. Cruise will star in and produce the movie, along with his Tropic co-star and director Ben Stiller.

Paramount issued a facetious release saying they have “secured the life rights to Grossman,” who is described as having “recently mentored talents such as Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.” Adam Goodman, Paramount Film Group President added, “Everything I learned in this business, I’ve learned from Les. I started out as his assistant, and from the first day he threw his desk at me when I got his lunch order wrong, I have loved him like a father.”

Not one to be left behind, Stiller released his own statement saying, “Les Grossman’s life story is an inspiring tale of the human class struggle to achieve greatness against all odds. He has assured me he plans to quote ‘F**king kill the sh*t out of this movie and make Citizen f**king Kane look like a piece of crap home movie by the time we are done.’ I am honored to be working with him.”

The Paramount press release also included a “statement” from Grossman. “He” was asked about the screenplay details and replied, “To quote my great friend Kirk Lazarus, `I don’t read the script, the script reads me.”’ Lazarus was a character in Tropic Thunder magnificently portrayed by Robert Downey Jr. As Les might say, this is going to be f**king brilliant!

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Glee Finale Secrets: Yes, That Kiss Was Real!


So Glee season 1 has gone bye-bye, but not before producer Brad Falchuk, Jane Lynch and executive producer Dante Di Loreto handed out some behind-the-script juice. Apparently the Will/Emma kiss wasn’t scripted(!!!). Falchuk, who directed the episode spilled, ” I didn’t tell Jayma [Mays] it was coming. We shot all of Matt‘s [Morrison] coverage first, and a master, and then when we got to her coverage, I pulled him aside and told him to kiss her.  Her reaction is totally real.”

Falchuk also revealed that all those tears were 100% real too. He said, “Just so you know. No one needed any help crying. They all did it on their own without the use of tear enhancers. Those kids are all obnoxiously talented.” No harm indulging in some plugging!

Di Loreto discussed the possible return of Jonathan Groff and Idina Menzel. According to him, Groff “did a great job. He’s the nicest guy in the world. He came out on the tour with us and the audience loved him. I sure hope he gets a chance to come back on.”About Menzel, he added, “I hope there’s an opportunity for her to be back. I think she’s a really interesting character.”

Jane Lynch (who just married to her girlfriend, yay!) revealed that her character Sue Sylvester isn’t going to go all sweetness and light either, despite having saved the day in the finale episode. She’s still going to bring more bad-assitude next season. Despite that, she added, “Still, we know she’s got a heart underneath it and that makes it easier for us to take all the terrible things she says and does. We know she’s human and that makes her character lovable.”  Check.

But perhaps the most exciting news is this: Glee is also going to visit Comic-Con in San Diego next month! Be prepared for some gleeks gone wild!

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Larry King’s Wife, Shawn Southwick, In Hospital For Drug Overdose


Larry King‘s wife , Shawn Southwick was was taken to a hospital unconscious after reportedly suffering from a drug overdose. She was found in her Provo, Utah home. Family members say that the talk show host’s 50-year old wife took drugs for anxiety and depression, but still don’t know what exactly led to her OD.

RadarOnline got the 911 call made by Southwick’s father Karl Engemann, in which he (calmly) tells the operator, “I can’t wake her up. She may have overmedicated. She’s unconscious. I slap her and I holler ather and she opens her eyes halfway and puts them back down again.”

When asked about a suicide attempt, he responded,  “No, no, no. It wouldn’t be suicidal. I don’t think she did it on purpose. Last night, she seemed confused about what she had taken, the last time she had taken it.”

King and Southwick are in the midst of trying to salvage their marriage. He has filed for divorce in April, citing “irreconcilable differences.” which she followed up with herself. There were rumors that King was having an affair with her younger sister. The pair have since reconciled. More updates on her condition to follow.

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Miley Cyrus Rips Into Her BF On Live Television


It’s really simple, Miley Cyrus. Don’t piss off the people closest to you, especially when the new raunchy you is getting hell from…well… the planet. This round has Miles running her mouth off about super-gorg BF Liam Hemsworth. Which is not good because there have been murmurings of trouble in paradise due to a certain Mr Nick Jonas. Come on, she just sang ‘Full Circle’ for him saying, “It’s about two people. They’re always gonna come back together no matter what anyone says or the bad people that try to keep you apart. Surprise surprise, it’s about a Jonas brother… You didn’t hear that.” Sure we didn’t.

So she’s singing for a JoBro but dissing her boyfriend on live television. Miley went on the Graham Norton Show in the UK and ripped into Liam about his looks and his style choices. Even though he just sent her flowers for the first time to tell her he was thinking about her!

Miles spouted, “I have a problem with people who are wearing board shorts when they aren’t going to the beach and [Liam] is constantly in surf trunks.” She went on complaining, “He just wears trunks all the time. My best friend is gay, so it doesn’t help. He’s always decked out really hot and then I see my boyfriend and I’m like, ‘I kinda want that one. Even though you don’t like me, I really like you!’”

And it doesn’t stop there (it never does). She went on mocking him, “[My best friend is] way cuter and WAY more fun and wants to do everything I want to do,so that’s the difference.” Ouch. Well, we’ll gladly take Liam off your hands, if you like.

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Russell Brand On Fiance Katy Perry’s Flatulence


Farting seems to be a rather integral part of Katy Perry‘s life. Lady Gaga‘s Alejandro video premiered yesterday and Miz Perry took to her Twitter to reprimand, “Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.”  And now fiance Russell Brand, gives the statement a lot more pong,  saying that Perry herself is a “flatulence factory”.

He was on Nick Cannon‘s Rollin’ radio show this morning, and revealed some facts we’re guessing he’s going to be in a lot of trouble for. “That woman is like a flatulence factory,” he said adding, “The pop hits that she fires out of her mouth are nothing compared to what comes out the other end of her!”

He also went on to say that he’s sick of her spreading rumours about him and that everything she says is a lie. Brand insists he can’t retaliate without looking like the bad guy. He stated, “Don’t trust that woman. You know what women are! You can’t trust them. She’s a bad person! She goes around spreading rumours about me and I have to go clean up the mess afterwards! I don’t know if your woman does the same thing. She says a lot of freaky sutff, and out of respect, I can’t really play by the same rules!”

And Nick Cannon agreed saying wifey Mariah Carey often does the same. She apparently got into the habit of calling up his radio show to reveal humiliating fiction about his life. He empathized, “I’m right there with you. I thank you for clearing that up. My wife actually calls in to radio station and disguises her voice and calls in and says that I love porn, and crazy things like that so I’m right there with you. I feel your pain!”

They decided to retaliate. The plan is to make up some rumors about Perry and Carey! While Brand wanted to fib saying they liked going to illegal dog fights, Nick took it up a notch. He said, “Let’s start some rumours about Mariah and Katy – that would be hot!”  You two realise that you’ve got to go home to them, right?

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