Posts By Ambika Muttoo

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Sharon Stone Swears Off Plastic Surgery, Gets 20-Year-Old Men

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Sharon Stone has said no to cosmetic surgery. And it’s all due to a pretty crazy experience with lip injections. The 52-year old actress told More magazine that she went to get her lips plumped after her divorce from Phil Bronstein six years ago. Unfortunately, things didn’t go as planned. She explains why she went: “Nobody loved me. I’m 103. My life would be better if I had better lips.” She doesn’t remember what the substance was but the “after” picture wasn’t pretty. She recalls thinking, “What the hell?” and felt that her completely mismatched lips made her look “like a trout.”

Now that her lips are back to normal (and plan to stay that way), the Basic Instinct star says she’s getting chased by plenty of younger men. “I really get pursued by men in their twenties, like, a lot,” she revealed. “They probably know there’s food in the fridge and that somebody’s there to talk to them and ask them how their day was.” Ummm yeah. That’s probably not it, Sharon.

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Jay-Z Messes Up Kelsey Grammer’s Name

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Hey Jay-z, maybe you and Bey need to watch some reruns of “Frasier.” It’s a really good show, honest! Might save you some embarrassment next time around. Audemars Piguet hosted a gala event called “Time to Give” event at the Four Seasons Hotel this week. Kelsey Grammer signed a watch which was up for bidding, and Jay jumped onstage to get the auction going. Unfortunately that’s when Jay-Z flubbed Kelsey’s name, a source reveals.

“Jay-Z accidentally called him Chelsea Grammer. Kelsey was there and just chuckled and shook his head.”  But  hey, at least the rest of his evening was mess-up free. A watch designed and signed by the rapper went for $220,000.

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RPattz Doesn’t Understand Girls, Says Ashley Greene

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Listen up Missy… you’re talking crazy. First you think you’re worth $4 million for Breaking Dawn, $8 mill if it gets split up into two films. That’s still dealable, Ashley Greene. It gives us ample opportunity to titter at your stupidity. But now you’ve gone too far and and an ass whooping is in order. And no, you’re really NOT Alice Cullen so guess what… you won’t know when we’re coming for you!

Miss Thang revealed in the new issue of Seventeen, “When I met Rob, I didn’t think twice about him. He’s really attractive, but that chemistry wasn’t there.” And then she went ahead and dropped this. Apparently Robert Pattinson (photos), also known as our future babydaddy, “doesn’t understand girls. He gets a lot of attention from them, but he doesn’t quite understand it because before Twilight, he was just a guy from Harry Potter.

Not the same case with her partner-in-negotiating (also known as Crazy # 2), Kellan Lutz.  She said the two have been,  “best friends ever since – and filming together has made us even closer.” How close? Have they hooked up? Greene replied, ” I’ve definitely thought about it”. Yada Yada Yada. No romance , she says, “He’s one of my best friends, but if we were going to be romantic, we would have done it years ago!”  Blah Blah Blah, adding, “I like having him to talk to about other guys to get that male perspective. I really cherish our relationship, so I wouldn’t want to mess that up by dating.”

Whatever, dude. You dissed Rob and now it’s on like Donkey Kong.

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Attempt To Ban Elton John Again

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First Egypt, and now Morocco! Elton John is really not having a good run, what with all the attempted concert shut-downs. He recently made some controversial statements to PARADE, saying Jesus was  a “super-intelligent gay man.” He further went on to criticize the Middle East’s treatment of gay people with, “I don’t know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East – you’re as good as dead.”

It didn’t fall on deaf ears at all because Mounir al-Wasimi, the head of Egypt’s Musician Union, said, “A homosexual who wants to ban religions, claimed that the prophet Issa (Jesus) was gay and calls for Middle Eastern countries to allow gays to have sexual freedom cannot perform.” The pressure worked…. Elton’s concert was banned.

That isn’t the case in Morocco. Sir Elton’s headlining Morocco’s Mawazine World Rhythms festival, even though religious conservatives are protesting. They’re asking that he be banned from playing because of his sexuality.

Mustapha Ramid of the Islamist PJD party stated, “We asked the government to exclude this person from the list of artists invited to this festival. This man — sorry, I should say this person, not this man — is known for bragging about his homosexuality.” He added, “Morocco is an Islamic state where stages should not used to allow a person with such a degree of debauchery to perform because we have to shield the young from such influences.”

Festival director Aziz Daki is fighting back. He’s going right ahead with plans saying, “Elton John is one of the best artists in the world. He is great and extraordinary when he appears on stage. That’s why we invite him and welcome him to the Mawazine festival. The private life of a singer is not our business. We do not invite singers and artists after assessing their private lives.” Well said!

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John Travolta And Kelly Preston Expecting A Baby

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There’s always a silver lining. John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston have had it far from easy since last year. They tragically lost their 16-year-old son Jett Travolta to a seizure. There was an attempt to extort the Travoltas with pictures of their son at the time of his death. The Travolta family dogs were killed in a freak accident at Maine’s Bangor International Airport.

Now, through all of it comes some wonderful news…. they’re expecting a baby! Rumors began swirling last week and now they’ve been confirmed. A source says, “Kelly is about three months pregnant. Both she and John are absolutely over the moon — they knew in their hearts that the time was right for this to happen.”

The family issued a joint statement, saying, “It’s impossible to keep a secret … especially one as wonderful as this. We want to be the first to share this great news with everyone that we are expecting a new addition to our family. Love, John, Kelly and Ella.”

Congratulations!

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Vanessa Williams Becoming A Desperate Housewife

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Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross and Eva Longoria Parker are going to have some serious competition on Desperate Housewives next fall.  Vanessa Williams, the bad-ass Wil-HELL-mina Slater from Ugly Betty is all set to bring the evil to Wisteria Lane.

The show’s about to enter its seventh season and ABC says she’s going to play a “wicked new housewife.” She’s hitting the show straight from performing in the Broadway musical  “Sondheim on Sondheim,” which runs through June.

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Ewan McGregor Replaces Johnny Depp

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Well hello there. We’d normally be in a snit if anyone dared replace our beloved Johnny Depp in anything. Ewan McGregor is the exception to rule because he puts  the “mmmm” in yummmy.

Depp will be busy filming Pirates for Disney this fall, so Terry Gilliam has been forced to replace him with McGregor for his latest movie (which was aborted in 2000) The Man Who Killed Don Quixote. Now if they’re going to stick to that original script, than Ewan McGorgeous will play a 21st century advertising executive who travels back in time to 17th century Spain. There, he meets Don Quixote and then start the adventures.

Robert Duvall is on board too, replacing Jean Rochefort. Gilliam said, “Robert Duvall is one of the greats, no question – and he can ride a horse! And Ewan has gotten better over the years. He was wonderful in The Ghost. There’s a lot of colours to Ewan that he’s not been showing recently and it’s time for him to show them again. He’s got a great sense of humour and he’s a wonderful actor. He’s wonderfully boyish and can be charming – when he flashes a smile, everybody melts. He wields it like a nuclear bomb!”

Melt, melt, melt.

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Kate Bosworth Heads To Sweden To Meet Alexander Skarsgard’s Rents

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Sigh. This means it’s getting serious, right? “True Blood” beyond hottie Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth are dating. It’s pretty much out there for everyone to see, like at Coachella. Even more so now. He’s taken her home, to Stockholm, Sweden to see his family and friends and they were spotted chilling out over coffee in Nytorget (a popular district in Stockholm). A witness dished, “They looked so happy together. Kate was rubbing Alex’s back and looking up at him affectionately. You can definitely tell they’re in love. It really seems like they’re getting serious.”

Uh, yeah… hook-ups don’t meet with the fam.  Andreas Wilson, a well-known Swedish actor and friend of Skarsgard joined them. They were seen on again drinking wine with friends at Åsögatan Aarts restaurant.

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Courtney Love, Andre Balazs Screaming Match

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Add one more to the “You got some Love” list. Although this one’s intriguing because it seems like a case of love-hate. Uma Thurman’s ex Andre Balazs and Courtney Love are a maybe item, even though she’s been calling him an “old-friend” and a “sometimes landlord”. Right, because that’s why you put the “boom” in the Boom Boom room. C.Love sure did stake her claim around Balazs, snitched a source, “They came to the Boom Boom Room together late Thursday night and initially went their separate ways. At first, Courtney was chatting with a couple of guys about her music. But eventually, she and Andre snuck out to the smoking deck together and were hugging and being touchy. They both seemed very sweet and genuine.”

Hold on…we did say love-hate. Balazs met a women he knew (who also had legs up till here) and that’s when the shiz went down. The source revealed, “When Courtney and Andre decided to call it a night and hail a cab, Andre was stopped by a woman he knew. As soon as he started talking to her, Courtney hit the roof. It was obvious to everyone that the woman was a business associate, but not to Courtney.”

Vintage Courtney behavior followed, said the source, “She acted like a toddler! It got so bad that the woman Andre was talking to got really embarrassed, and he had to apologize and walk away. By then, Courtney was crying and screaming. Andre started shouting right back at her. They eventually got into a cab, but the few people left on the street at that hour were in shock.” Why? It’s expected! All would not be normal with the world if Love acted… lovely.

BTW,there are more indicators the somethings brewing between the two. Another source juiced, “Courtney stayed at the Chateau Marmont in L.A for four months last year while she was having her home renovated, and whenever she’s in NYC, like she was this past week, she stays at the Mercer in SoHo. In fact, she’s spending more and more time at the Mercer.”

What’s the point of this snippet? Balazs owns both those properties, where Love allegedly get’s some VIP treatment. McSnitch capped off with, “Let’s just say she’s not exactly expected to pay the normal rate, if you know what I mean.” Gotcha.

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Trouble! Volcano Disrupts Lindsay Lohan’s Flight Plans

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The world’s most beloved (cough, cough) actress is in Cannes! Lindsay Lohan had a drunken fight before leaving, but that’s to be expected, right? Lilo’s been swanning around “promoting” her upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic. But she has to go home to appear in court on Thursday for her probation progress report session, because she’s only completed 10 out of the required 13 alcohol ed classes. Because to Lindsay Lohan, partying till dawn is far more important.

The bee-yotch is that La Lohan apparently can’t get a flight back to the U.S because of the Icelandic volcanic ash flyin’ about. Airports are jammed, and no amount of stomping around will get her a seat because Mamma Nature don’t care about traffic school. And here’s the bigger bee-yotch: if LL doesn’t show, the judge will issue a bench warrant for her arrest. Karma Lindsay… you keep hitting things, something will hit back.

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