Tis the season, everyone! Remember when you were a little kid and your parents made you sit on the creepy old mall Santa dude’s lap? Well it’s time to put those childhood traumas behind you, because we’ve just stuffed your stocking with 30 super sexy Santas! Trust us, you’ll be begging to sit on these laps.
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2013 was a historic year, with the government shut down, a brand new Pope, Breaking Bad ending its glorious television run and the Red Sox winning their first World Series at Fenway Park since 1918. But we know what you’re really thinking: Damn, it sure was a great year for butts! That’s right; donks, rumps, bums, backsides. Whatever you want to call it, there sure were a lot of them in the news this year. Just look at twerk titan Miley Cyrus, the ever-pantsless Rihanna and new mom Kim Kardashian. Lady Gaga even used a portrait of her derriere as the cover art for her new single! That’s why we’ve put together this comprehensive bracket of the most beautiful and influential butts of 2013. Check out your choices in the gallery above, and then head below to cast your vote!
The pressure of celebrity has got to be pretty immense, and sometimes famous folks can crack under the pressure. Symptoms can range from a few ill-advised tweets, all the way on up to a full scale nuclear meltdown of career-crippling capacity! Regardless of the size, these blowups are always sure to land in the headlines. Whether funny, sad, or just plain crazy, we’ve had some doozys in this past year. Head down below for the 15 most epic celeb meltdowns of 2013!
We know you’re still probably recovering from a massive Thanksgiving meal, but we’ve got one more course coming your way: a heaping helping of the sexiest Twitpics and Instagrams from the month of November! It was a full harvest, and now it’s time to celebrate the bounty…
When Idris Elba signed on to play Nelson Mandela in the new film Mandela: The Long Walk To Freedom, he not only had to play one of the most recognizable men in history without it seeming like an impression, but he also had to capture the vitality of the man in his youth. Nelson Mandela isn’t just a peace maker or a former rebel. As seen we see in Mandela: The Long Walk To Freedom, he was also a ladies man.
And so, Elba joins a long list of hot actorss like Nicole Kidman, Amanda Seyfried and Ashton Kutcher who have had to either turn down (or turn up) their looks to match the hotness of the historic heroes and legendary celebs they’ve been hired to play.
What’s more popular than haute-couture on the red carpet? The skinny arm! Yes, the classic 90-degree hand-on-hip pose was popularized forever-ago by the showbiz elite, and has since been adopted by pretty much anyone who has a Facebook or Instagram.
Ooh la la! More and more, stars are proving that they don’t need the glam squad to look like a million bucks. A-listers are ditching the make-up and showing off a refreshingly more “au natural” look, and we couldn’t be more thrilled!
Celebrities are beautiful, beautiful people – and we love them for it. Okay, sometimes we hate them for it. But that’s not the matter. The matter is, these stars don’t get so fabulous without some hardcore facial, body and makeup maintenance! Sometimes there’s cosmetic surgery involved; sometimes, they have possibly made a deal with the devil to never age. But there are, well, less costly measures they can take too. Check out just how far these celebrities will go to achieve ultimate perfection. Whether it’s rubbing kitty litter on their faces (yes, Snooki is an offender) or lathering on placenta cream (Katie Holmes!), famous folks do some startling things to look flawless around the clock. So sit back, relax, laugh (and gasp) at our gallery of 30 Celebrities With Weird Beauty Secrets. If you dare.
Before your sugar high from all the Halloween candy starts to wear off and you crash into a early evening nap, make sure you take a look at the hottest celebrity Twitpics and Instagrams from the month of October! There are so many, it’s scary…
We slept with the light on for most of the ’90s, and we blame Are You Afraid of the Dark. Allegedly aimed at kids, the classic Nickelodeon show featured some of the most genuinely terrifying on-screen moments that we’ve ever seen to this day! Our impressionable young minds were probably permanently warped by the nightmare inducing scenes…but we loved every single minute of it and never missed an episode. With Halloween just around the corner, we’d decided that enough time has passed and we’re finally ready to revisit some favorite spooky episodes that have haunted our psyche for two decades. Our therapist says it’ll be good for us!
So now, submitted for the approval of the VH1 Celebrity Society, are our picks for the ten most frightening episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark. Head down below to check ‘em out! You’ll laugh at the goofy ’90s style, and you’ll cry at the horror-filled memories you’ve been repressing all this time. Go on. You didn’t want to sleep tonight, anyway…