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“Mob Wife” Renee Graziano Is Now In Possession Of A $30,000 Ba-Donk

Renee Graziano doesn’t want no cheap ass plastic surgery. In fact, the Mob Wives star shelled out over $30,000 to supersize her ass yesterday. Technically this was just one aspect of her “full body overhaul”, which also included a tummy tuck among other things. But the booty-enlargement was the crucial point, as the Mafioso mama says she’s “always wanted a little more junk in the trunk.” Which makes sense considering the five-hour procedure sounds like something you’d get done at a Jiffy Lube.

Renee told TMZ that she wanted surgery after feeling self conscious over the weight she gained on the first season of the show. But she insisted that the show’s producers never pressured her to slim down, and that the money for the surgery was coming out of her own pocket. It seemed like she was getting cold feet on the big day, tweeting  “Full body lift!!!! I think I’m having 2nd thoughts!!!” before going under the knife. But all’s well that ends well, as the reality diva later triumphantly tweeted, “I dnt think ur ready 4 this. Cause my body bootyLicious 4 ya baby!!!!!!!!”

*single tear* We just love happy endings. Tune in to the next season of Mob Wives to see Renee twerk the new donk!

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Cameron Diaz’s Top 20 Leggiest Looks

Cameron Diaz has been an A-Lister ever since she survived co-starring with Jim Carrey in The Mask. Honestly, we can’t think of a harder way to earn your showbiz stripes. But from there she blossomed, starring in comedy classics like There’s Something About Mary, and rocking not one but two dynamite franchises: Charlie’s Angles and Shrek. And of course, there was her unforgettable turn as the ditzy Kimberly Wallace in My Best Friend’s Wedding (our fave). The Oscar peeps must have been asleep at the wheel that year.

What’s the secret to her success? Strong acting skills, gorgeous facial features, and a hot wardrobe? Sure. But perhaps most importantly, she has legs that go all the way up to the Arctic Circle. Just peep the posters for the upcoming Bad Teacher, which opens wide today! In honor of our favorite leggy blonde’s return to the big screen, we take a look back at her shortest skirts and highest hemlines. Enjoy!

20. Blonde Ambition
19. Beauty In A Blazer
18. License To Frill
17. White ‘n’ Wonderful
16. Fantastic Femme Fatale
15. Black Swan
14. Belting It Out!
13. Hot For Teacher
12. Curtain Cutie
11. Jungle Jamin’
10. Spot The Hottie
9. Miniskirt Madness
8. Tinsel-Town Toga
7. Steamy Short Shorts
6. Orange You Glad It’s Cameron Diaz?
5. Velveteen Dream
4. Sparkle Studded Stunner
3. Beaded Bombshell
2. Bikini Babe
1. Preppie Teen Queen

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Vanessa Minnillo Serenaded At Her Bachelorette Party By A Shirtless Nick Lachey Impersonator

Vanessa Minnillo wins the award for “Most Surreal Bachelorette Party Ever”. The lovely television starlet held her big event at the LAVO club in Las Vegas, and in keeping with tradition hubby-to-be Nick Lachey was nowhere to be found. But that’s where the nod to tradition ends, as a Nick Lachey impersonator was led out and began serenading Vanessa with 98 Degrees songs while stripping off his shirt. Oh, and did we mention that he was also a little person? That’s right: a little person who happens to be a professional Nick Lachey impersonator. Only in Vegas! We hope there’s a video…

We’re not sure how we would respond to a “scaled down” doppelganger of our spouse stripping for us in public, but Vanessa seemed to have a good time and really let loose. She even jumped into the DJ booth, grabbed the mic and screamed to the crowd, “I’m about to get married.  I’m about to get a ball and chain. . . but not yet and tonight’s my bachelorette party!” The festivities continued into the next day, when the bride-to-be and her friends celebrated with a cabana bikini party on the Cosmopolitan Club rooftop. Check out the pics in the gallery below!

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The 2011 MTV Movie Awards Complete Red Carpet Fashion Guide

Well guys, the 20th annual MTV Movie Awards has come and gone, and it feels like the day after Christmas around these parts. But don’t fret, because you can relive the magic again and again with our complete guide to the night’s best red carpet styles! We already showed you which celebs were the Movie Awards’ best dressed, and now you can check out the whole glamorous gang. Emma Watson, Leighton Meester, Reese Witherspoon, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and of course, her royal hotness Kristen Stewart: all your favorites are just a click away!

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Pucker Up With The Hottest Kisses Of The MTV Movie Awards

This Sunday we’re gonna be glued to our TV sets watching the 20th annual MTV Movie Awards, and if you’re into glitz, glamor, and good times we suggest you do the same! It’s an evening dedicated to the craft of acting, comedy, fighting, and badassery, but most importantly to the craft of mackin’ it with a super hot costar while the cameras roll. All night we wait with baited breath to see which steamy screen couple will take home the coveted “Best Kiss Award.”

TheFABLife faves Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have won the honor two years running for their part in the Twilight series, and this year they face stiff competition from Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ellen Page in Inception, Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One, and Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan. Twi-Bro Taylor Lautner is even making a play for the crown for his lip lock with K-Stew in Eclipse.

Who’s gonna get the golden popcorn this year? Tune in Sunday at 9 PM and find out! To hold you over, check out our collection of the most sizzling kisses from the past ten years! Please don’t drool, it might short out your keyboard. Who do you think had the best movie kiss of all time?

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Stacey Dash’s 20 Hottest Looks

The gorgeous Stacey Dash is probably best known for playing the fabulous fashionista Dionne Davenport in Clueless. But now she’s bringing her incredible looks (and incredible wardrobe!) to VH1′s new series, Single Ladies, which premiered this week. Stacey plays Val, a serial monogamist living in Atlanta who finds herself newly single and looking for real love. Do you honestly think we could pass up a chance to look back at her hottest outfits? As if! If there’s one thing we can say about the lovely starlet, she has never been “ensemble-y challenged.” Check out her twenty hottest looks in the gallery below! It’s, like, you know, totally cute.

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Audrina’s Boyfriend Gets Arrested, But It Doesn’t Ruin Her Bikini Party Steez

We called it; Audrina Patridge did indeed celebrate her birthday with a splashy fun-in-the-sun bikini bash! And nothing at all could ruin her day, not even the arrest of her boyfriend, Corey Bohan. The BMX biker and occasional Audrina-beau was busted on Friday for public intoxication on Hermosa Beach, TMZ is reporting. He even spent eight hours in jail before being released on $500 bail.

 “I absolutely hate what jack Daniels does to people:( jack is a bad bad man!!!” Audrina tweeted about the incident. Then she put on a brave face and a bikini to celebrate her birthday at the WET Republic Pool in Las Vegas’s MGM Grand. Duty calls, after all. Check out the hotness in the galley below!

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Rumors We Love: Lady Gaga and Madonna Are Related

We knew it. Lady Gaga has faced numerous accusations that her sound is so similar to music icon Madonna’s, but it might be out of her hands. A Boston-area genealogist is making claims that the two Queens of Fab actually share some (presumably sparkly glow-in-the-dark) blood. Suddenly it all makes sense.

Both Momma Monster and Momma Madge can trace their family history back to the Quebec region of Canada. “When I saw that Lady Gaga had French Canadian ancestry I thought there might be something there,” genealogist-to-the-stars Chris Child explained to the Boston Globe. “They are ninth-cousins once removed.” Apparently the two are both descendents from the same French immigrants who arrived in the area in the 1600s. Why did they leave France in the first place? Was it to avoid persecution for their outrageous boundary-pushing outfits? We like to believe it was.

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Rihanna Angers Fans By Following Chris Brown On Twitter

The blogosphere blew up over the weekend when it was discovered that Chris Brown was following Rihanna on Twitter and *gasp* she was following him right back! Oh my god! Mutual social networking between two consensual adults?! It doesn’t take a relationship expert to read between the lines and tell what this means: Chris and Rihanna are getting married immediately and are rushing right into making babies.

But for real, this connection didn’t sit well with many of Rihanna’s fans, who viewed any contact with her abusive ex as a sign of romantic  reconciliation. We’re not so convinced of that, but we are fairly certain that some of Rihanna’s twitter followers are a little high strung and need to chill-the-f out. And RiRi pretty much said as much. “It’s f–kin twitter, not the altar! Calm down,” she responded to one angry tweeter.

Rihanna has gone to great lengths to move on from her 2009 assault at the hands of Brown, but her fans clearly still harbor some resentment. Do you think following each other on Twitter is a bad move, or NBD? Will a Facebook friendship be in their future? We don’t know, but we fear the firestorm that a social networking union would provoke.

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Cali Swag District’s M-Bone Killed In Drive-By Shooting

This cold Monday just got even colder. Sources are reporting that Cali Swag District member M-Bone was killed last night in his hometown of Inglewood, California. The “Teach Me How To Dougie” rapper, whose real name is Montae Talbert, was the victim of an apparent drive-by shooting. He was 22 years old. According to TMZ, M-Bone was standing by his car outside of a liquor store when shots were fired. Detectives are still investigating a motive, but they suspect the act was random. M-Bone was taken a to a local hospital and pronounced dead on arrival.

Cali Swag District leader C-Smoove tweeted this morning, “Ma life changed drastically in the blink of an eye. RIP M-Bone.” We send our thoughts and warm wishes out to his friends and family. Check out the video that made them famous below, and do the Dougie one more time in M-Bone’s honor.

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