There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think that future Queen Catherine is the hottest Middleton sister, and those who believe that honor falls to the younger Pippa. While the debate rages on, it looks like adult film mogul Steven Hirsch is definitely on Team Pippa! The Vivid Entertainment head has done something that would make any woman’s heart melt: he sent the Royal Sis a letter telling her that she’s hot enough to do porn. Preferably his porn. Let the swooning commence.
“As far as I’m concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding,” he gushed before saying those words that every woman longs to hear. ”As I watched a broadcast of the event I couldn’t help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult film star.” The dude’s smooth, we’ll give him that (not). He went on to add that the slightly-steamy pictures that surfaced this week helped seal the deal. “After seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies.” Wow, sometimes it pays to not make your Facebook pix private!
For one scene, Hirsch is prepared to fork over $5 million. “And, of course, you would have your choice of partners.” What a gentleman! He even offered a million dollars to get her brother James in on the action (in a totally separate scene, we hasten to add). The real question is if Hirsch actually thought the Royal Sister might accept, or if this was all a publicity stunt. We’re thinking the latter. For now you’re going to have to get your Pippa fix in the gallery below!
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Audrina Patridge has a pretty fab life any day of the year. The Hills hottie has danced with the stars, got tapped for her very own VH1 reality series Audrina (Sundays at 9!) and seems to travel nonstop from beach to pool flaunting her fab figure. But today being Audrina gets even better, because it’s the brown-eyed bombshell’s 26th birthday! We have a funny feeling that she’s in some exotic local celebrating with yet another bikini bash as we speak (just a guess). So in honor of her special day, we present the twenty hottest pix of Audrina showing off The Hills.
Oh, but before we get to the gallery, we’ve got one other note. Have you ever wanted to meet Audrina? Do you like shopping on Rodeo Drive? If you answered yes to either (or both!) of these questions, we would be remiss if we didn’t inform you that there’s still plenty of time to enter VH1′s Hometown to Hollywood: Audrina sweepstakes. The contest winner, along with a guest, will not only win a special meet and greet with Audrina herself, but also a two-night stay at a posh hotel, a $1,000 shopping spree on Rodeo Drive and much, much more. Simply visit our Audrina Facebook page for details on how to enter and win!
“OK, who had the soy milk?” Coming summer 2012.
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We’ve already heard about Brad and Angie’s BDSM Grotto, and now the celebrity sexcapade parade is about to roll onward. Kirstie AlleyÃ‚Â hasÃ‚Â never beenÃ‚Â one to shirk from discussing her bedroom exploits in very public forums. Remember when she scarred our collective consciousness byÃ‚Â thanking then-husband Parker Stevenson for giving her “The Big One”Ã‚Â in her Emmy acceptance speech? Yeah, we repressed it too.
Well, now she’s at it again. The (former?) actress went on Ellen yesterday to talk about her time on DWTS, but felt compelled to share far more than we needed to know about her personal needs.Ã‚Â “I decided that in the best of times you have two hours of sex a day, so you have 22 hours left,” she said to a surprised Ellen Degeneres. “There’s the prelude, the sex and there’s the winding down.” The audience reacted with shrieks of delight. Or was it terror?
The twice divorced Kirstie admits to having been celibate for four and a half years due to feeling insecure about her appearance. “I really hadn’t had a boyfriend for the last ten years – a serious boyfriend. It was the best ten years of my life. I had a lot of freedom.”Ã‚Â But after her much documented struggles with her weight andÃ‚Â romance,Ã‚Â friends say that she is ready to pick up her crazy heart and re-enter the dating world once more. “She’s ready to find a boyfriend again,” a source told the Daily Mail. Let’s hope he’s ready for a workout.
Chris Hemsworth is one half of the Hemsworth Brothers, Australia’s most scorching export since the hole in the ozone layer. (Little bro Liam is Miley Cyrus‘s ex-beau and a future Hunger Games star.) The Aus-tastic actor stars as the Norse god of Thunder alongside Natalie Portman and screen legend Anthony Hopkins. We definitely think we’ll be seeing a lot more of this dude from now on—just look at that face! Check out the gallery below for twenty of Chris’s hunkiest looks on his journey from Down Under to the top of Hollywood.
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And now a word from the guy who puts the “bro” in Brody. Honorary Kardashian Brody Jenner has been hanging ten on an Indonesian surf trip for the past few days, but apparently he needs a little more practice. The reality star tweeted a truly nasty pic of his banged up foot following a heavy duty wipe-out today. We’re not sure why he wanted to broadcast the fact that he sorta sucks at surfing, but bros all over the world air-drum-solo’ed to a Dispatch song in approval. Ã‚Â ”One of the sickest waves of my life,” Brody gushed via Twitter, “No surfing today. My foot is DESTROYED! Check it!”Ã‚Â He was taken to a local hospital specializing in rad injuries, where he was diagnosed with a cut foot and a case of Extremeocity. His foot will heal, but sadly heÃ‚Â is expected to remain somewhat of a douche for the rest of his life. Stay strong, brah.
Robert Pattinson led the Water For Elephants circus into his native London today, with his lovely co-star Reese Witherspoon on his pale arm. The hometown hunk came clad in yet another all-black suit (is he mourning the absent K-Stew?), while Reese opted instead for a royal blue cocktail dress. As always the pair looked incredible, which is impressive considering they were in Barcelona only yesterday to spread the Water For Elephants gospel. When do these guys rest? Do they just sleep in formal attire? Check out Reese and R-Patz’s latest tour stops in the gallery below!
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Oscar who? The nominees for the the 2011 MTV Movie Awards -the only award show that REALLY matters- are fresh off the presses today! The Twilight Saga’s Eclipse came out on top, grabbing a total of eight nominations, followed by Inception with seven, and Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 with six. All are nominated for Best Movie, along with (you guessed it) Black Swan and The Social Network.
SNL’s Jason Sudeikis is set to host this year’s show, which airs on Sunday June 5th at 9 PM from Los Angeles. And judging from the nominees, it’s going to be heavy on the heart-trobs. The Best Male Performance category will feature Robert Pattinson’s jawline going head to head with fellow Twi-Bro Taylor Lautner’s rock hard abs. But that’s not all! Wiz-kid hottie Daniel Radcliffe will also be weighing in as well as Hollywood Homecoming King Zac Efron for his role in Charlie St. Cloud. And Jesse “For The Last Time I’m Not Michael Cera” Eisenberg, well…he’s just happy to be included (for The Social Network, natch).
For the ladies, Emma Watson and Kristen Stewart rep their mega-blockbuster supernatural franchises (Harry Potter and Twilight, respectively), alongside Natalie Portman for her Academy Award winning role in Black Swan, Emma Stone in her not-Academy Award winning role in Easy A, and Jennifer Aniston for her performance in Just Go With It.
But you don’t have to wait til June to get in on the MTV Movie Awards action. Visit MTV.comto cast your vote for your favorite nominees! Make your voice heard! Check out the complete list after the jump.
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It’s springtime in New York City, and Manhattan’s downtown is more packed with celebs than usual as the Tribeca Film Festival kicks into high gear. For two weeks, stars showed up to admire movies, and we showed up to admire the stars. Miranda Kerr strutted her glorious post-baby bod on the red carpet, while Kelly Osbourneshowed off her fit physique. Hayden Panettiere gave a sleek and sexy update to the LBD, while Selita Ebanks celebrated the warm weather with a sexy-springy ensemble. What other outfits earned standing ovations from us? Check out the gallery below and find out!
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All for one and one for all, The Three Musketeers are back this fall! Alexander Dumas’ classic novel is headed to the big screen in a way you’ve never seen it before: 3-D! Logan Lerman stars as the youthful warrior D’Artangnan, who teams up with those three renegade swashbucklers to do battle with the sinister Richlieu (played by Christoph Waltz) and Buckingham (Orlando Bloom). Milla Jovovich also stars as the evil temptress, Milady. The flick isn’t set to open until October 14th (make it a date, folks), but check out the gallery below for a sneak peek at the on-screen awesomeness destined to ensue!