This cold Monday just got even colder. Sources are reporting that Cali Swag District member M-Bone was killed last night in his hometown of Inglewood, California. The “Teach Me How To Dougie” rapper, whose real name is Montae Talbert, was the victim of an apparent drive-by shooting. He was 22 years old. According to TMZ, M-Bone was standing by his car outside of a liquor store when shots were fired. Detectives are still investigating a motive, but they suspect the act was random. M-Bone was taken a to a local hospital and pronounced dead on arrival.
Cali Swag District leader C-Smoove tweeted this morning, “Ma life changed drastically in the blink of an eye. RIP M-Bone.” We send our thoughts and warm wishes out to his friends and family. Check out the video that made them famous below, and do the Dougie one more time in M-Bone’s honor.
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New mom/God’s masterpieceÃ‚Â Miranda Kerr has been looking so seriously svelt lately that we’d startedÃ‚Â thinking thatÃ‚Â theÃ‚Â whole pregnancy thing was a hoax. But the latest member of the Platinum Super-MILF Club appeared on Conan last night and offered up some intimate details that made us change our tune.
Ã¢â‚¬Å“I had made my mind up that I was going to have a natural birthÃ¢â‚¬Â¦then the doctors said Ã¢â‚¬ËœOk, youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re going to have to be induced because thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not enough fluid for the baby,Ã¢â‚¬â„¢ so I was induced,” she told Conan. “And then, it was 27 hours later with not one drop [of pain medication] because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d been determined IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d do it.” 27 HOURS YOU GUYS! Think about the worst day you’ve ever had, and then add 3 hours to that!
And it was no walk in the park for husband Orlando Bloom, either. Ã¢â‚¬Å“He was there every moment by my side, I mean I never even let him go to the bathroom. I made him pee in a bottle.” Damn, that’s pretty intense. But after seeing pics of her at yesterday’s Victoria’s Secret Bombshell Summer Edition launch, we realized that we’d happilyÃ‚Â shun plumbing for the rest of our lives if it meant we could be married to her. Check out the gallery below and see what we mean!
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With summer just around the corner, so many articles are trying to convince us to get in shape and show off our beach bodies. Why go through all that torture? Treat yourself right and go to a movie instead! You can’t get sunburned in a theater and Milk Duds are an excellent source of Vitamin…something. Not enough proof for ya? Fine. You know how they say that laughter is the best medicine? Well these five ladies are gonna give you a double dose of pure hilarity on the big screen this summer. So really you owe it to yourself to check ‘em out. Which one is going to give you the biggest chuckle for your movie dollar? Well let’s take a look and see!
Funny Femme: Mila Kunis
Movie: Friends With Benefits
Opening: July 22nd
Mila Kunis needs no introduction to comedy connoisseurs. She probably has the most impressive resume of anyone on this list; staring not only as Jackie in That 70s Show, but also as the voice of Meg Griffin in the legendary Family Guy. She brought her comedy chops to the big screen in 2008’s Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and just recently blew all of our minds with her stint in Black Swan. The performance may not have earned her an Oscar, but maybe we can make up for it by giving her the coveted “Funniest Female Of The Summer 2011″ award for Friends With Benefits!
Looks like Dianna Agron is taking a page from the Emma Watson playbook! The Glee hottie celebrated finishing up a second super successful season by trimming her blonde tresses into a shoulder length bob. “Season 2 wrap,” she tweeted, “A remedy to the seven year itch. Finally!” She then posted a video of the big event to her tumblr before sitting for a photo shoot with celeb photographer Tyler Shields. Are you diggin’ the new do, or do you long for the long locks? Let us know in the poll below!
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Well it looks like Lindsay Lohan’s not going to jail after all. Sorry all you felons out there who were hoping for your big chance to reenact scenes from Mean Girls and The Parent Trap. Although she’s still serving 120 days for (allegedly) attempting to steal a necklace, TMZ is reporting that the time will be spent in the comforts of her own home. You know, that place with her own bed, fridge and all of her stuff. Oh, and also Lindsay’s house arrest will be more like 14 days as opposed to 120. So really, it’s less like a jail sentence and more like a court appointed “time out.” That’s cool, whatever it takes to bring her terrifying reign of pointless light theft to an end.
In addition to that, Lindsay is also required to complete 480 hours of community service during her probation period. She must attend a court date on June 17th to begin serving her time, but it’s expected that the actress will appeal the decision and delay serving her sentence. To which we say…why the hell would you do that!? We’d LOVE to have a court mandated excuse to stay at home for two weeks and play xBox!
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Today is a day we’ll never forget. Why, you ask? Because it’s the day that Donald Trump has bestowed his hair-care secrets onto the world.Ã‚Â For the first time ever, the Don gave a detailed account of his beauty routine inÃ‚Â a recent interview with Rolling Stone. We’ll tell our grandkids about this someday. If you want to have a luscious helmet-esque lion’s mane like his, all you have to do is follow his simple steps!
“OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders,”Ã‚Â heÃ‚Â spilledÃ‚Â (note to self: buy stock in Head and Shoulders),Ã‚Â “I don’t dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour. Then I read papers and things… I also watch TV. I love Fox, I like Morning Joe, I like that the Today Show did a beautiful piece on me yesterday.” Reading about yourself is a crucial step, butÃ‚Â if you’re not being covered by any major media outlets, googling yourself works just fine.
“OK, so I’ve done all that. I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb. Do I comb it forward? No, I don’t comb it forward.” Damn it, THAT’S where we went wrong all those years! “I actually don’t have a bad hairline. When you think about it, it’s not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it’s not really a comb-over. It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.” And there you have it; one of the greatest follicle fashion enigmas of our time has been unraveled. And now that the mystery is gone, we can’t help but feel a little sad.
We always figured that the set of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides must have been a pretty weird place to be, what with Johnny Depp, Keith Richards and Geoffrey Rush running around with swords and rum on an island stocked with tons of explosives. But we had no idea how strange the tides had gotten until we learned Johnny forced costar Penelope Cruz to come to the set dressed as a piece of poo after she lost a bet. What kind of bet would result in having to dress up as a piece of poo? Something tells us that we don’t want to know.
“Johnny and I are both fans of South Park and the character Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo,” the brown-eyed beauty explained to the Daily Mail. “It’s absurd but very funny. Johnny made this outfit for me and we had a bet which I lost. And I had to wear the Poo outfit on the set. He was on the floor laughing and crying and he took a thousand pictures of me which I hope never come to light. But, of course, now that I’ve said it, I’m sure they will appear somewhere.” We’re sure they will, under the caption “Hot S—“. This definitely has to break some SAG rules.
Check out more poo-costumed celebs in the gallery below! Oh wait, we don’t have one of those…Sorry guys.
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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think that future Queen Catherine is the hottest Middleton sister, and those who believe that honor falls to the younger Pippa. While the debate rages on, it looks like adult film mogul Steven Hirsch is definitely on Team Pippa! The Vivid Entertainment head has done something that would make any woman’s heart melt: he sent the Royal Sis a letter telling her that she’s hot enough to do porn. Preferably his porn. Let the swooning commence.
“As far as I’m concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding,” he gushed before saying those words that every woman longs to hear. “As I watched a broadcast of the event I couldn’t help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult film star.” The dude’s smooth, we’ll give him that (not). He went on to add that the slightly-steamy pictures that surfaced this week helped seal the deal. “After seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies.” Wow, sometimes it pays to not make your Facebook pix private!
For one scene, Hirsch is prepared to fork over $5 million. “And, of course, you would have your choice of partners.” What a gentleman! He even offered a million dollars to get her brother James in on the action (in a totally separate scene, we hasten to add). The real question is if Hirsch actually thought the Royal Sister might accept, or if this was all a publicity stunt. We’re thinking the latter. For now you’re going to have to get your Pippa fix in the gallery below!
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Audrina Patridge has a pretty fab life any day of the year. The Hills hottie has danced with the stars, got tapped for her very own VH1 reality series Audrina (Sundays at 9!) and seems to travel nonstop from beach to pool flaunting her fab figure. But today being Audrina gets even better, because it’s the brown-eyed bombshell’s 26th birthday! We have a funny feeling that she’s in some exotic local celebrating with yet another bikini bash as we speak (just a guess). So in honor of her special day, we present the twenty hottest pix of Audrina showing off The Hills.
Oh, but before we get to the gallery, we’ve got one other note. Have you ever wanted to meet Audrina? Do you like shopping on Rodeo Drive? If you answered yes to either (or both!) of these questions, we would be remiss if we didn’t inform you that there’s still plenty of time to enter VH1’s Hometown to Hollywood: Audrina sweepstakes. The contest winner, along with a guest, will not only win a special meet and greet with Audrina herself, but also a two-night stay at a posh hotel, a $1,000 shopping spree on Rodeo Drive and much, much more. Simply visit our Audrina Facebook page for details on how to enter and win!
“OK, who had the soy milk?” Coming summer 2012.
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