And now for the most awful post we have ever written. Michael L. Brea, an actor who has appeared on Ugly Betty and in the film Step Up 3D, reportedly murdered his mother with a samurai sword while screaming passages from the Bible. The slaying took place early this morning around 2 AM in his Brooklyn apartment. Neighbors heard the sounds of screaming and frantic footsteps, and police were summoned soon after.
“I heard him chasing her [his mother] through the house and just saying a bunch of [Bible] passages like, ‘Repent, Repent, Repent,’” a neighbor told WPIX 11 News. “I heard him chasing her through the house, and [then] I heard a loud scream. So I had my father call the cops.”
“I had just dozed off to go to sleep and then I woke up to somebody screaming,” said another resident. “It sounded like lady’s voice and after I while I just didn’t hear the woman’s voice again.”
The police found the apartment “extremely bloody,” and discovered Brea’s 55-year-old mother Yannick lying on the floor, bleeding from multiple stab wounds. One source claims that she was decapitated. Medical services say that she was dead on the scene. Authorities had to tazer the young actor before bringing him to Kings County Hospital for psychiatric evaluation. His condition is described as “emotionally disturbed.”
No charges have yet been filed, and no explanation why the horrific crime took place. But more details to come.
“I believe she had a crush on him,” Dr. Ryan’s friend Dawn DaLuise said in an interview to Radar.Ã‚Â ”I believe she was romantically obsessed with him… she saw him as a night in shining armor.” DaLuise also challenges Heidi’s claim that Dr. Ryan wanted her to be his personal Barbie Doll. According to her, it was the other way around.Ã‚Â ”He sent texts and emails to friends saying that she wanted to be a Barbie, she wanted to look exactly like a Barbie. He presented why he didn’t think it was a good idea.”
This raises the age old question: did she love him because of his plastic surgery skills, or did she get plastic surgery because she loved him? Or is this all crap? It’s probably that last one. But let’s pretend it’s not. Suddenly Heidi’s terrifying body transformation seems like a charming romantic comedy come to life! Sort of.
It’s a classic: Heidi was too shy (and too married) to ask him out, so she kept making other excuses to see him. A boob job here, a tummy tuck there. He won’t suspect anything. But after the anesthesia knocked her out, Heidi’s dreams were filled with visions of Dr. Frank.Ã‚Â Maybe that whole divorce with Spencer was real after all, and she was going to leave him for Dr. Ryan. Didn’t they reunite right after the doctor’s untimely death?
We have done it. We have cracked The Speidi Code. Or maybe there’s a simpler answer.
Before stepping out at the American Music Awards, Jessica Alba had a play-date with daughter Honor Warren at a playground in Beverly Hills yesterday afternoon. Momma showed baby the intricacies of swinging solo, while dressed in fabulous designer couture. It looks like she got the hang of it pretty fast. Maybe lesson two will include jumping off mid-flight! For more adorability, check the pics below!
Kim Kardashian needs a new date spot. It seems like every week we’re looking at pics of Kim court-side with some different guy. Can’t she just do Starbucks and The Olive Garden like the rest of us?
But this time, it seems like the guy in question is Halle Berry’s ex, model Gabriel Aubry. The pair were spotted coming and going together last night at LA’s Staples Center. They even met up with Kardashian Klan den-mother, Kris Jenner. “They’ve been dating a little bit,” a source told People Online.
Well Kim, if things go south with Halle’s baby-daddy, we’d be happy to show you some new date spots. We’ve made a reservation at TGI Friday’s…
After over ten years in the biz (fifteen, if you count The Mickey Mouse Club!) Christina Aguilera is still as hot as ever. Last week she made her starring big screen debut in Burlesque alongside fellow Hollywood evergreen Cher, and last night she gave a show stopping performance at the American Music Awards. In honor of her fantastic week, we decided to take a look back and watch Xtina’s transformation from Disney to Diva. Check out her past looks in the list below!
The LAPD and FBI Hazardous Materials agents were called to the Dancing With The Stars headquarters on Saturday to investigate a piece of hate mail addressed to the junior Palin that contained white powder. A portion of the studio offices were evacuated soon after as a precaution. ”Measures were taken to secure the area and ensure the safety of personnel,” said ABC officials in a statement. “Ultimately, we were advised by the LAPD that the substance was determined to be talcum powder.”
Outside of a zombie musical, dancing and hazmat suits are two things that rarely go together. It pains us to do this, but as fellow terrible dancers we feel the need to come to Bristol’s defense. Instead of sucking face, we spent most of our prom apologizing to our date for constantly stepping on her feet (true story). This is precisely why we haven’t willingly danced since. Bristol should have probably done likewise, but still…this is all a bit much.
So we would like to make a public service announcement directed to anyone planning to shoot their TV, mail poisonous letters, throw flaming tap shoes through Bristol’s window, etc: Dancing With The Stars DOES NOT MATTER. Although it requires voting, it is not a real election (we’re looking at you, Tea Party-ers). She is just a twenty-year-old fame whore. Would you send an envelope full of white powder to Heidi Montag? OK, bad example.
If (and we mean if ) the whole Tea Party conspiracy is true, do you really think Dancing With The Stars will help further their agenda If they want their message to be “We vote for people who suck badly at what they do,” we’re totally fine with that. Now let’s all put on some ABBA and relax with a solo dance party. Don’t worry, we’re not watching.
UPDATE: ABC is reporting that the set of Dancing With The Stars is in lockdown tonight, with Bristol being placed under maximum security. ”Nowhere in the world is going to be more secure than the Dancing set on Monday,” a source told Popeater. “The audience will all go through extreme security checks and not even the president of the United States could get backstage without the appropriate credentials that evening.”
When did DWTS become The Olympic Games? So much drama for just a dance competition. And yet, still not enough to get us to watch. But hang in there, Bristol.
What’s more embarrassing than a sex tape? An elaborately staged lip sync featuring you, your husband, and you husband’s mistress! In an unprecedented twist, this unbelievable video has surfaced featuring Eva Longoria,Tony Parkerand Erin Barry acting out a musical number from the classic film Grease.
Apparently the video was made last year to encourage other fans of the San Antonio Spurs to make film parodies of their own to submit in a competition. Tony said he chose Grease because he counted it among his favorite films.
Eva dons a blonde wig to play the wholesome Sandy, while Tony busts a move in the bleachers with his leather attired pals, and together they dance through a high school. But the weirdest part occurs one minute and forty seconds in, when Tony’s alleged mistress Erin Barry appears as the ill-tempered Pink Lady Rizzo, who shoves Eva off a bench with her high heel. Who knew Grease had these kind of prophetic powers!
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s have a toast to the lovable douchebag himself, Mr. Kanye West. They say it’s the clothes that make the man. Today we salute the outfits that are just so…Kanye. In honor of his new album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy dropping this Monday, join us as we count down Kanye’s GREATEST OUTFITS OF ALL TIME!
Ke$ha debuted her NO-hawk last night at Us Weekly’s Hot Hollywood gala. Seriously, what the hell is the deal with this girl? Crazy skimpy outfits decked out in fur, bizarre overdone eye-makeup, perpetually pissed off attitude and now this hair apparition? Oh my god….she’s turning into Rufio from Hook!
But thankfully not all celebs decided to come dressed as the Lost Boys. Chris Brown was out and about celebrating his status as the world champion of probation. Kelly Osboune and Mama Sharon looked regal, as did Brandy Norwood, who seemed cheery despite her controversial Dancing With The Stars dismissal. Check out the rest of the outfits in the gallery below!
What the hell is Justin Bieber doing to that cowbell? Whatever it is, it’s causing him to thrust his underage pelvis like Elvis on Viagra and it’s kind of freaking us out. Will Biebs and the percussion instrument please get a room? Because he’s rockin’ out just a little too hard.
We guess the only cure for Bieber Fever is more cowbell (had to). Check out more GIF goodness after the jump! For extra fun try syncing it up with music of your choice…(Dark Side of the Moon works well).