Halloween ain’t just for kids anymore. Celebs stepped out over the weekend in outfits that were equal parts scary and sexy. Kim Kardashian strutted her stuff as a Bavarian looking Red Riding Hood. Did she pick it up at Oktoberfest along with her dirndl? Coco and her Great Pumpkins hit the town as a (plastic surgeon’s?) nurse, and Snooki rocked it as…Queen of the Pickles?
Okay, we’ll be honest: we don’t know what a lot of these outfits are supposed to be. But that’s the magic of Halloween! Ã‚Â We don’t have to! It’s the one night of the year where it’s not slutty, it’s a costume! Tights, lots of skin, and body glitter: it ain’t just for skanks anymore.
Check out the gallery below to see the best Halloween hotness of 2010!
The first rule in journalism: always consider your source. In case the cupcake bras didn’t give it away, we can now say for certain thatÃ‚Â Katy Perry is a beast in the sack. How do we know? Because we’ve been told by noted Katy Perry expert, Katy Perry.
“Like Ludacris rapped, ‘I’m a lady in the street and a freak in the bed,’” the new Mrs. Russell Brand told Now Magazine. “I can’t rate myself, but if you ask Russell I’m sure he’d give me a ten out of ten.” *Tooooooooot toooooooooooot* Sorry, that’s just the sound of Katy Perry’s horn.
But Russell would be a good one to judge, as the comedian has an award winning sex life. Really. He was voted Britain’s Shagger of the Year three years running back in 2006, 2007, and 2008. It looks like he gave up the crown after he met Katy at the 2009 VMA’s. Aww, the sacrifices he made for love/sex. Spoiler alert:Ã‚Â the couple married last weekend.
Despite his sordid past, Katy isn’t worried about her new husband returning to his wild ways. “He’s made no secret of what his life was like before me, but that’s then and this is the future. He’s cheated in the past but he knows how good he has it with me and I know he’d never do anything to jeopardize that. I trust him 100 percent.”
Twi-Star Ashley Greene and Jo-Bro Joe Jonas are a match made in million-dollar-franchise heaven. But there’s one person who isn’t all for it: Joe’s mom, Denise. According to a friend of the family, Mrs. Jonas is a little uneasy with how fast their relationship has moved in the last five months. Just recently Joe flew to Baton Rouge to visit Ashley on the set of Breaking Dawn. Ashley has been following Joe on his cross-country tour, and this week traveled all the way to Columbia to meet up with him.
Sure Joe’s a bit of a “man about town,” famously stepping out with wholesome-seeming sweeties like Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato and Camilla Belle. But a source tells HollywoodLife.com that Ashley is different. “Normally he’s the one calling the shots, but now Ashley’s the one leading the relationship. She’s edgier and older than Joe’s other girlfriends and his mom isn’t thrilled about the situation.” Well, she’s certainly “edgier.” It’s hard to imagine Taylor Swift hitting up a sex shop (no offense, T-Swift).
“She’s trying to give Ashley a shot,” the insider continues, “But things are a little strained.” Awww, poor Mrs. Jonas. Her little boy is growing up. But there comes a time in every young man’s life where he runs off to Louisiana with a vampiress. Let’s hope she comes around.
Has your flight been delayed? Did the airline lose your baggage again? Was that security guard just a little too friendly with their frisking? Don’t worry, because Taylor Swift ishere to make everything all better! The songbird surprised weary travelers at New York’s Kennedy International Airport this afternoon with a surprise performance at the Jet Blue terminal.
She reportedly performed tracks from her new album Speak Now on a silver speckled guitar. But that was just the warmup for her the main event: an in-flight performance across the country on a chartered Jet Blue flight! First that renegade flight attendant dude, and now Taylor Swift? Jet Blue, you’re getting too hip for your own good. Soon we’ll all be expecting pop stars with our complimentary peanuts.
GQ held their annual Gentleman’s Ball last night at the Edison Ballroom in New York, and stars turned out in their dapper best. Despite rumors of infidelity,Ã‚Â Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher looked still very much in love as they embraced on the red carpet. It could be an act, but…well, we’ve seen Ashton’s acting skills. This has to be the real thing. We guess their trip to Israel did the trick!
Also in attendance were some of the hottest names in hip-hop, including B.o.B, Jay Sean, Trey Songz and new dad-to-be Nick Cannon. GQ even redefined “gentleman” by letting Chris Brown and Jimmy Fallon attend *zing*! Check out the smooth styles in the gallery below.
A friendly one, of course. Justin Bieber threw down at a dance battle with Willow Smith on Monday, and let us tell you: these kids have moves. Fans at his LA gig shrieked when the Biebs brought out the hair whipping starlet as his special guest. The teen and tween then broke it down to Cali Swag District’s “Teach Me How To Dougie.” It’s safe to say they don’t need anyone to teach them.
Bieber is already tight with Willow’s big bro and Karate Kid star Jaden, having duetted with him on “Never Say Never.” Just recently the two friends hit up a Lakers game. Will there be another Smith family collaboration in Bieber’s future? Will Bieber be whipping his famous hair back and forth along with Willow? We hope so.
Who do you think won the dance-off? It’s a close call, but we’d have to say that nine-year-old Willow has the most swag. If she keeps this up, she’ll be tearing it up like no one else by the time her prom rolls around.
“It’s a very difficult time for our family,” they said in a press release, “and we are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers.” The reason for the split is cited as “irreconcilable differences” according to the documents submitted yesterday to a Tennessee court.
He opened Pandora’s box, and now he’s getting sucked back in for another two movies. 20th Century Fox just announced that film maker James Cameron has agreed to make two sequels to his record-breaking Avatar. The studio aims to have the first of the untitled projects in theaters by December 2014, and the second out a year later. Which means that they’ll probably be released just in time for you to go see it with your grandkids. Seriously, if it took him almost fifteen years to make the first one, we’re a little skeptical.
Cameron plans to start writing the scripts in the coming months, and then move into production sometime in fall 2011. It’s uncertain but likely that he will shoot both films back to back. Let’s hope so. If not, we think there’s no hope the third one will be complete in our lifetime.
“I’m looking forward to returning to Pandora, a world where our imaginations can run wild,” said Cameron in a press release. “In the second and third films, which will be self-contained stories that also fulfill a greater story arc, we will not back off the throttle of Avatar’s visual and emotional horsepower, and will continue to explore its themes and characters, which touched the hearts of audiences in all cultures around the world.”
What about after these two? Maybe he’s just going to keep making Avatar’s sequels until one of them wins a Best Picture Oscar. We wouldn’t mind. Check back with us in four years.
Last weekend Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal celebrated fall and their new alleged-coupledom by going apple picking in upstate New York. This news caused our Fab Life Wholesome-o-Meter to explode, covering the office with marshmallows, sunshine, soda pop, and apple pie.
US Magazine reports that the pair left the city over the weekend for a quiet afternoon of apple picking and leaf peeping at Fishkill Farms in Hopewell Junction, NY. Ã¢â‚¬Å“They were walking through the trees, having fun together,Ã¢â‚¬Â says in observer. Ã¢â‚¬Å“They looked happy. Some of the customers tried to take a photo of them, but they were hiding from them in the trees.Ã¢â‚¬Â Jake reportedly even bought Taylor a bushel of apples. *BEEP BEEP BEEP* Oh my god, itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s the Wholesome-o-Meter again, get down!
Are we sure theyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re not just filming one of Taylor’s new videos or something? This is more precious than a Norman Rockwell painting. Forget Disney, Taylor and Jake are the ones giving us unrealistic expectations about love.Ã‚Â We suppose she’s earned a day of romantic happiness, what with all of the John Mayer ex-boyfriend drama. And Taylor Lautner. And Joe Jonas. And probably dozens more that we’ll hear about on her next CD. In fact, Taylor says bad relationships inspire her songs.
So if things go well with Jake, does that mean she’ll never write a song again? Hmmm, when you put it that way: guys, we wish you ALL the possible happiness in the world forever and ever! (Don’t screw this up, Jake. We’re all counting on you.)
Andy Dick can be such a…Dick. The confrontational (read: annoying) comedian shocked patrons of an LA coffee shop by drunkenly flashing his penis recently. Witnesses say that he was sitting with a small group of friends when he suddenly turned, kissed one of the guys on the lips, exposed his no-longer-private parts and took off on foot.
“He was really belligerent,” a source told RadarOnline. “He was outside yelling at a celebrity tour bus that was going by saying, “I’m right here, I’m right here! [Then] he stood up, took out his d*ck and said something like, Ã¢â‚¬ËœThis is me!’ It was all really weird. He was so drunk and out of it that I actually felt bad for the guy.”
Andy has quite the history of showing off his stuff in public, most recently getting kicked out of a house party in July for flashing guests. Will this mean another trip back to Celebrity Rehab? Or is he just trying to remind us who started the whole inappropriate naked shenanigans thing in the wake of Taylor Momsen’s infamous flash and Charlie Sheen’s nude hotel trashing? Whatever the case, just zip it, Andy.