Andy Dick can be such a…Dick. The confrontational (read: annoying) comedian shocked patrons of an LA coffee shop by drunkenly flashing his penis recently. Witnesses say that he was sitting with a small group of friends when he suddenly turned, kissed one of the guys on the lips, exposed his no-longer-private parts and took off on foot.
“He was really belligerent,” a source told RadarOnline. “He was outside yelling at a celebrity tour bus that was going by saying, “I’m right here, I’m right here! [Then] he stood up, took out his d*ck and said something like, Ã¢â‚¬ËœThis is me!’ It was all really weird. He was so drunk and out of it that I actually felt bad for the guy.”
Andy has quite the history of showing off his stuff in public, most recently getting kicked out of a house party in July for flashing guests. Will this mean another trip back to Celebrity Rehab? Or is he just trying to remind us who started the whole inappropriate naked shenanigans thing in the wake of Taylor Momsen’s infamous flash and Charlie Sheen’s nude hotel trashing? Whatever the case, just zip it, Andy.
No, we’re not talking aboutÃ‚Â Nick Cannon. Is Mariah Carey four months pregnant with her first child? That’s what the folks at Hollybaby.com are saying in an exclusive report. According to an insider, the diva and daddy Nick are expecting a baby boy this March.
Why has the Grammy winning singer kept quiet for so long? According to the source, “the reason she didn’t want to say anything is because she is 40, and she’s superstitious.” Fertility drugs allegedly helped the couple conceive, causing Mariah’s much-reported weight gain earlier this year.Ã‚Â The insider went on to say that the she is expected to make an official announcement during her appearances on The View and Oprah, where she’s promoting her upcoming Merry Christmas II You album.
Is this truth or just a ploy to get more people to watch Mariah on TV? Rumors have been circulating for months, and none have have been denied by the couple. In fact, they kinda sorta maybe possibly confirmed the pregnancy in August. After the Beyonce baby buzz proved premature last week, we can’t help but feel a tad bit skeptical. But we’ll keep our fingers crossed.
If you’re an actor and you weren’t at last night’s 14th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala, then fire your agent immediately because everyone else was. We aren’t even actors and we’re still sort of hurt we weren’t invited. Come on guys, we’re fun!
A dazzling array of A-listers turned up at LA’s Beverly Hilton Hotel, including Halle Berry who shone in a darlingly low cut sequined dress. Hilary Swank, Milla Jovovich, Jodie Foster and Helena Bonham Carter were just a few of the many mega-celebs who looked radiant as they made their way inside.
But looking fabulous on the red carpet was just the half of it. The Tinsel Crew then settled down for some hardcore award presentations. Among those honored wereÃ‚Â Sean Penn for his humanitarian work,Ã‚Â Sylvester Stallone who was presented with a Career Achievement Award. MiaÃ‚Â Wasikowska and Andrew Garfield were singled out as the most promising break through stars, andÃ‚Â Zach Galifanakis won- what else?- Best Comedy Actor. But The Social Network made out the best, netting an award for Best Ensemble Cast as well as Best Screenwriting for Aaron Sorkin.
Get your fill of all the gala glamour in the gallery below!
Lady Gaga just got promoted. Momma Monster has been crowned the “Queen of the YouTube Generation” by becoming the first person whose channel has broken one billion views. May her reign over keyboard playing cats, adorable finger-biting children and assorted student films be a long and happy one.
“We reached 1 Billion views on youtube little monsters!” the new Queen GagaÃ‚Â tweeted this morning. “If we can stick together we can do anything. I dub you all kings and queens of youtube! Unite!”
The singer’s video for “Bad Romance” was YouTube’s highest viewed video with over 250 million earlier this year. However this July she was knocked off the top spot by Justin BieberÃ‚Â and his video for “Baby”, which is still holding steady at number one with more than 344 million views. The Biebs is currently is the Prince of YouTube with a total of nearly 966 million views. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Bieber could steal Gaga’s crown again as early as November 1st. To which we say: lame. Long live the Queen!
Hey Pauly D, you GTLed every day this month! What are you gonna do now to celebrate? Go to Disney World, of course! Just days after the second season finale of Jersey Shore, Pauly made his way down to Florida to hit up the Happiest Place On Earth That Isn’t New Jersey™.
But it wasn’t all just goofin’ with Goofy and creepin’ on the Little Mermaid. Mr. D made the trip to announce his role as the feature DJ at Disney Grad Nite 2011, an annual after-hours celebration exclusively for high school seniors this spring. Err, may we recommend not creepin’ on those girls? Because that takes creepin’ to another level.
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Well, it finally happened. Katy Perry and Russell Brand were officially wed this Saturday at a North Indian wild tiger sanctuary. Can you feel it in the air? We live in a different world now. Our lives will forever be divided into “Before Katy And Russell Got Married” and “After Katy And Russell Got Married.”
So what went down at the wedding of the century (or at least, the month)? Security was extremely tight and the press were not allowed access, but the newlyweds released a statement saying that a minister friend of Katy’s family performed “a very private and spiritual ceremony attended by the couples’ closest family and friends.” Despite rumors that Rihanna would act as the maid of honor, we hear she was unable to attend.
Both bride and groom reportedly wore traditional Indian attire, and Katy’s hands were decorated with customary henna art. Representatives at the site said that the venue was brightly decorated with colorful lanterns hung from trees, floral garlands and luxurious tents. The Press Trust of India news agency is reporting that the wedding processional included 21 camels, horses and elephants, as well as a crew of Indian musicians and dancers. Oh, and wait - Reuters says Rihanna WAS there! And apparently the ceremony involved a Hindu priest chanting over a sacred fire. Pics, please?
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Kanye West pretty much had the best night ever. First he pregamed by sailing around the Hudson River on a yacht for Kim Kardashian’s intimate 30th birthday bash. Now, that would easily be enough to make our top ten dream evenings, even with the lack of a million-dollar cake. But this is Kanye we’re taking about and he’s just getting warm.
The rapper then wheeled downtown for the premiere of his directorial debut Runaway, which stars Selita Ebanks, the glorious Victoria’s Secret angel he is supposedly boning. Oh yeah, and she was wearing a dress that was clearly painted on her body. Congrats Kanye, you’ve just won at life.
But maybe it’s not so simple. Rumors have been swirling that Kim and Kanye have been making “Kimye” in their spare moments (even we don’t know what that means). Plus he and Selita seemed distant at the premiere, where they came and went separately and were rarely seen together. Trouble in paradise? Was this amazing dress a giant “F.U.” to Kanye? We don’t care, as long as we get to see pictures of it.
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Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced back to rehab until January 3rd 2011 at the earliest. Judge Elden Fox has also ordered her to receive drug testings between her release from rehab and her next court date set for February 25th. We’d say got off pretty easy, considering the D.A. was aiming to put Lindsay behind bars for 180 days. She also gets her SCRAM anklet removed this afternoon
This latest appearance is court comes as a result of her violating probation by failing two drug tests in September. Despite Michael Lohan’s assault last night, he was on hand to witness the sentencing, as was ex-wife Dina. Lindsay was understandably emotional as she read aloud a handwritten letter to the court, and by the end of the hearing she could only offer a tearful “thank you” to Judge Fox.
Although the choice between jail and rehab can’t be that difficult, we’re hoping that Lindsay’s desire to return to the Betty Ford Clinic shows that she really wants to change. We’re glad she’s going to a place where she can get the treatment she needs to heal.
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Well that’s certainly a relief. Despite reports implying that Christina Aguilera was abused by husband Jordan Bratman, it now appears that the split lip has nothing to do split up. It looks like the singer really did just take a tumble.
Days before their separation was announced, Christina was treated at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for a bloody lip. Bratman told the staff that she had simply fallen down, yet rumors began to fly speculating that she received her injuries in a final blowout that ended their marriage.Ã‚Â But according to TMZ, friends of the couple insist that she sustained her cuts and bruses as the result of “a simple fall. It’s as innocent as that.”
Obviously divorce is never a nice thing, particularly when there are children involved. But at least all of this nasty stuff proved to be false.
Just a day after swearing off statements to the media in a statement to the media, Michael Lohan is back in the spotlight again. Although this time we guess it’s not really his fault. TMZ is reporting that Lohan was attacked outside of his Santa Monica home last night as he was getting into his car.
Michael made a 911 call around 10:00 PM and police found him bloody and shirtless in his yard. He claims that someone came up from behind him, put him in a choke hold and slashed his neck with a sharp object. He described the attacker as a man in his 50s or 60s dressed in a black running suit. The two wrestled before the suspect fled on foot. He has yet to be caught by the police.
Even scarier, Michael claims to have received a threatening phone call just an hour before the attack. Although to be fair, we imagine he gets angry phone calls on a fairly regular basis. Coming so close to daughter Lindsay’s court date, he speculates the crime was committed by someone who didn’t want him to attend.
Wait a second. Whoever did this must haveÃ‚Â really not wanted him there. Who could possibly….Oh my god.Ã‚Â LINDSAY!?!?