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Jack Osbourne Gets Engaged, Ozzy Offers Incomprehensible Statement Of Congrats

Somebody book Westminster Abbey, because there’s about to be a wedding for reality TV royalty! Jack Osbourne is perhaps best known and loved for playing the precocious and drug-fueled teen Jack Osbourne on MTV’s smash The Osbournes in the early 2000s. But now everyone’s favorite dysfunctional brother is all grown up and about be a husband! Time flies…The 25-year old has popped the question to model Lisa Stelly, his girlfriend of a whopping four months. Well, if it feels right, go with it! The happy lady tweeted about  the engagement yesterday, saying “The most amazing man I’ve ever met asked me to marry him… and he wasn’t joking! Crazy, right :).”

Despite his rambunctious past, including a trip to rehab for alcohol problems in 2003, Jack has been cited as a good and calming force in Lisa’s life. “[He's] a great influence on her,” her friend told Us Weekly. “It’s just no drama. More stable.” Since getting clean, Jack has taken an active role in film making, including directing his father’s Ozzy Osbourne’s 2010 music video for “Life Won’t Wait,” and also a documentary on his dad called God Bless Ozzy Osbourne. Congrats to the newlyweds, and we wish them a wonderful wedding! But a word of advice? Don’t ask Ozzy to give a speech. 

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25 Celebrities With Body Parts Insured For Insane Amounts Of Money

Think insurance is boring? Think again! Celebrity is all about looking good, but sometimes diet, exercise and plastic surgery isn’t enough. That’s where the insurance man comes in. Many famous faces have taken extra precautions to protect their most valuable assets: their body. Holly Madison just became the latest Hollywood hottie to insure what their momma gave ‘em, but believe us when we say that there are a hell of a lot more than just her. From J-Lo’s booty to Dolly Parton’s breasts, Celine Dion’s voice and Bob Dylan’s lack-of-voice, check some of the craziest celeb insurance plans below! Don’t worry, we’ve come to terms with the fact that Heidi Klum’s left leg is worth more than we’ll ever make in our lifetime. You will too. Promise.

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Ashton Makes Solo Vegas Trip On Anniversary, Demi’s Tweets Hint At Split

The silence from Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher is deafening. When reports of Ashton’s alleged infidelity surfaced last September, the couple immediately fired off an angry denial. But now the Kutchers are keeping mum about their private affairs, and it’s only adding fuel to the divorce rumor fire. Facts are few, however we do know that Ashton spent September 24th  -his sixth wedding anniversary-  partying in Vegas til the break of dawn, while Demi was in New York promoting a film. Unfortunate coincidence? Poor planning? We’re not sure. But Ashton did post a Spotify link to his twitter this morning that plays the Public Enemy song “Don’t Believe The Hype.” Should we take Chuck D’s advice?

Yet the Twitter Shakespearean drama continues to unfold, as Demi tweets cryptic and pointed messages that seem to hint a trouble in the marriage. “When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger. — Epictetus,” she wrote last Friday. Really high-brow burn? Then on the 26th the actress posted “I see through you,” with a kinda creepy picture of herself, lying solo on the bed with her eyes closed. Way to bring back Emo, Demi! None of this is very direct, but clearly Ashton’s in the doghouse for something. Maybe she’s just pissed that he went to Vegas on their anniversary, instead of accompanying her to New York?

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Anderson Cooper Tries Coffee For The First Time, Poses With Llama

Anderson Cooper has reported from deep inside of war torn Iraq, but now it looks like he’s reporting from deep inside a Starbucks! The silver haired sex symbol of journalism recently began his day time talk show Anderson on CNN, which tends to veer from the hard-hitting style of his night time news self. A recent episode has Anderson sample coffee for the very first time. But don’t expect him to shell out for an expresso maker anytime soon, because it turns out he’s not a fan. “Really? That’s what people drink everyday? I don’t see the point in that,” he admitted after taking a sip. “It just seems so watery!” Clearly Anderson’s researchers didn’t tell him that it’s an acquired taste.

Then to further broaden his palate, the self proclaimed picky eater sampled spinach for the first time as well! This went down even worse than the coffee, as Anderson made a disgusted face and said it was “slithery” and “gross.” After taping wrapped, the news reporter than wheeled across town to appear on The Late Show With David Letterman, where he got to pose for photos with a llama. So at least the day wasn’t a total waste of time for him. It’s not skinny dipping at George Clooney’s like some veteran reporters get to do…But it’s still pretty cool.

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Holly Madison Insures Her Breasts For A Million Dollars

We wouldn’t mind being Holly Madison’s insurance agent. Not after The Girl Next Door bombshell took out a million dollar insurance policy on her breasts! She recently did the deal with the Lloyd’s of London firm, in order to protect herself and the cast of her Las Vegas show, Peepshow. Considering the fact that Hugh’s old flame appears topless in the production, it’s a pretty valid concern.

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?” she explained to People Magazine, “Because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars. I thought I’d cover my assets.” Although she knows how silly it must sound, she admits that the decision is purely business-related. “I think they’re getting the credit they deserve,” she says of her boobs. “They’re my primary money-makers right now.” Check out more of her “primary money-makers” in the gallery below!

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Hollywood Cradle Robbers: 20 Celebrity Couples With Crazy Age Gaps

Always respect your elders. And if they’re hot, why not date ‘em? That’s what these celebs did! Hollywood has a long and storied of history of the rich and famous dating wayyyy outside of their age range. Even though Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are (reportedly) on their way to splitsville, there are still plenty of May-December romances to be found around Tinseltown. Join us as we count down the biggest and craziest celebrity couple age gaps in the gallery below!

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Cute Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Pix Make Us Forget About Brad And Ross

Brad who? A short week after ex-husband Brad Pitt dissed their former marriage in the press, Jennifer Aniston and new squeeze Justin Theroux shouted their love from the rooftops. Before attending the premiere of Lifetime’s Five on Monday, the pair swung by the New York pad of famed celeb photographer Terry Richardson. Terry then brought the love birds up to the roof and took some adorable couple portraits. “New York Love Story…Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux… up on the roof,” he captioned the pix on his site. They’re even cuter than Ross and Rachel! Is it real love, or are these shots just Jen’s revenge on Brad? Check out more down below and see what you think!

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Molly Sims Bikini Honeymoon Makes Us Wish We Married Molly Sims

Molly Sims is officially off the market, and these hot honeymoon pix make us regret it even more! The model-turned-TV host tied the knot with producer Scott Stuber over the weekend at a ceremony in Napa, California. But now that all of the official stuff is out of the way, the newlyweds can kick back in Hawaii and Molly can show off her Sports Illustrated covergirl body. Check out more in the gallery below!

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Report: Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant

Ok, for real this time. Whisperings of Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy have been circulating for months, especially lately as the singer has been seen out and about wearing very loose fitting tops over her teeny short-shorts. But now inTouch Weekly is reporting that the singer is indeed pregnant with fiance Eric Johnson’s baby! The couple recently attended Eric’s 32nd birthday party, where Jessica reportedly refused her glass of champaign for the birthday toast. An insider says that Jessica has an extra special bday gift for her soon-to-be-hubby: a first born!

Despite this, the two still plan to wed this November. “Jessica might have to take out her dress a bit,” the source admitted to in Touch. They went on to claim that the bundle is due in spring. “She’s already having kooky cravings!” Her chow of choice? Nacho chips dipped in chocolate. They apparently satisfy her urge for salty and sweet. Hmmm, we’ve never thought of that, but we’d try it. Someone should open up a restaurant with a menu of pregnant woman flavor combos. Write this down people, this is gold. Oh, and congrats to the (reportedly) new parents to-be!

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Celebrity Fight Night Is The Epitome Of Class, Style, And Buttafuoco Blood

Ladies and gentlemen, you have just died and gone to D-List heaven. Which is more commonly known as plain old “hell”. But today we’ll call it Celebrity Fight Night, a truly surreal spectacle that even Satan himself couldn’t have conceived. Yet where else can you watch celebs you wanna pummel into submission pummel each other in to submission? Your dreams come true, and you don’t even have to get your hands dirty! It’s a beautiful thing.

All of your favorites are here, including tabloid classics like Kato Kaelin, Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fischer. The current attention-whore of the moment is soon-to-be single (hear that ladies?) Tareq Salahi, whose dog burial photo-op puts him in the running for Worst Human Ever. He’s set to duke it out with former ball player and steroid enthusiast, Jose Canseco. There’s even Michael Lohan and Nadya “Octomom” Suleman, whose combined parental skills would create the largest and most dysfunctional family this world has ever known. And the whole thing will be overseen by none-other than Kevin Federline, who will act as honorary ref. Some of the fighters threw fake punches for photo ops, but things got real when Amy Fischer’s husband Lou Ballera socked Joey Buttafuoco in the mouth for real! Check out more of the insanity in the gallery below.

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