….We’re sorry. We’ve been trying to write the intro to this post, but we can’t help looking at the swimsuit clad goddess up above. Chances are good that you’re having the same problem and aren’t even reading this. We understand. Marisa Miller has been distracting readers ever since she first graced the pages of Victoria’s Secret catalogs in 2002. Sports Illustrated, Vogue, Maxim, Elle, Esquire, GQ…there are dozens of publications with articles we’ll never be able to read, all because our eyes won’t tear themselves away from her fantastic physique and bikini body. They don’t call ‘em “Angels” for nothing. And would you believe Marisa turns thirty-three today?! So to celebrate we present you with thirty-three of her hottest bikini shots. Not that we have to tell you that…we’re sure you went straight for the gallery. Are you listening to us? Is there anyone there? Hello?
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Those tuning in to watch Nicki Minaj perform on Good Morning America this morning got a lil more Nicki than they bargained for. The rapper’s Malibu Barbie-Tastic outfit contained her famous donk, but she wasn’t quite so lucky on top. Yup, Nicki pulled a Janet Jackson in the middle of performing ‘Moment 4 Life”. Not that it seemed to bother her that much. She just adjusted her tank top and continued to rock her Cyndi-Lauper-on-PCP steez by gnawing on a chicken leg like a feral valley girl. Your guess is as good as ours.
Despite the five second delay, the boob-flashing incident moved too fast for ABC censors to pull the plug. Predictably, some parent’s groups are already making their displeasure known. “For the umpteenth time in recent memory a morning news show has included inappropriate content for children and families,” said Tim Winter of the Parents Television Council to TMZ. Will the “slip”-up affect her vocal role in the upcoming Ice Age 4 alongside fellow R&B star Drake? We doubt it. Check out more in the (censored) not-quite-safe-for-work gallery below. Happy Pink Friday everyone!
It should come as no surprise that drinking and driving no laughing matter. Just ask Ryan Reynolds. The Change-Up hunk recently opened up about his hellish ordeal after being struck by a drunk driver at the age of 19. Ã¢â‚¬Å“I was at a bar and I had a few drinks,” he told CTV in his native Canada (where the drinking age is 18). “And I thought, Ã¢â‚¬ËœYou know what IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m going to do? IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m going to leave my car here, be responsible.Ã¢â‚¬â„¢ I started to walk home and I was hit by a drunk driver.Ã¢â‚¬Â It’s stories like this that make us question karma.
And this was no small bump, either. The impact left him in a coma and “broke every bone in my left side. I woke up three days later.” Oh my god, dude! We’re sorry for every bad things we said about The Green Lantern! But at least he had family around when he finally came to. “I remember my dad sitting there [with] a vomit tray. And I guess I had been heaving in my unconscious. And nothing says love like painting someone with three-day-old Gin Rummies. Just soaked the man head to toe in my vomit.Ã¢â‚¬Â That’s love, Ryan.
He seems toÃ‚Â have recovered, but says that’s not totally the case. “Since then, IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve been a rickety, broken mess.” He’s gotta be kidding,Ã‚Â because we know a decent number of people who think he’s pretty perfect. Like his old “friends” Sandra Bullock and Charlize Theron, for a start…
This is truly a rough day for classic movie lovers. First we heard that Police Academy‘s Bubba Smith was found dead in his apartment, and now we have even more upsetting news to pass along to you. Annette Charles, the actress best known for playing Cha-Cha DiGregorio in Grease, has succumbed to cancer at the age of 63. Certainly y’all know Cha-Cha, the best dancer at St. Bernadette’s (although admittedly with the worst reputation). Her show-stopping dance sequence with Danny Zuko (a.k.a. John Travolta) was one of theÃ‚Â highlights of the 1978 film.
“Annette had recently started having difficulty breathing, a family member told TMZ, “and when she went to the doctor she learned that she had a cancerous tumor in one of her lungs.” Apparently doctor’s caught the disease too late to prevent it from spreading. You and your insane dancing shoes will be missed, Annette. Let’s hoping she’s tearin’ it up at the big malt shop in the sky.
So much is written when actresses chop their locks, but now it’s time to talk about some dudes who went for a dramatic new ‘do. A-List studs Jake Gyllenhaal and Matt Damon have both gone under the razor recently and shaved their domes down to the scalp. It’s not a fashion statement; the men traded in their manes for their roles in upcoming movies. Damon is hard at work filming Elysium in Vancouver, while Jake is donning blues as an LA cop in End Of Watch. It may be a shock,Ã‚Â but the shiny-look is sure to keep them cool in the sweltering summer days still to come. Who do you think wears the cueball look the best? Let us know in the poll below!
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Oprah Winfrey hasn’t been in any movies lately, but that didn’t stop the Academy from awarding her an Oscar! It has been announced that the Queen of All Media will receive an honorary statuette on November 12th at the 3rd annual Governor’s Awards dinner in Los Angeles. The 57-year-old has earned the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award, which recognizes outstanding philanthropic and charitable contributions. Oprah certainly fits the bill, with a host of charities to her name, including her Academy For Girls she recently founded in South Africa.
This is not Oprah’s first brush with the little gold man. She was nominated for an Oscar back in 1985 for her role in The Color Purple, but lost to Anjelica Huston. Is Oprah still quietly plotting her ice-cold revenge on Anjelica? Only Gayle King knows for sure. Also being honored is acting legend James Earl Jones, best known as the voice of Darth Vader. What’ll happen with the Lord of the Sith goes head to head with The Lord of Daytime Television? Stay tuned on November 12th to find out! There can be only one…
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Combining the sexy bilingual skills of the Bradley Cooper French-speaking video with the raw intensity of yesterday’s Matt Damon teacher-rights video, we bring you a clip of Mila Kunis laying the smack down on a reporter…in Russian! And yes, it’s hot. The actress was raised in the Ukraine and when doing some press for Friends With Benefits in Moscow, she was able to converse in her native tongue. At first it’s funny (and hot…really really hot), as her bewildered costar Justin Timberlake looks on confused.
But the vibes turned nasty (but still hot) when one hapless reporter asked Justin why he isn’t returning to his music career. This rubbed Mila the wrong way, and she went old world on the woman! “Why movies?” she snapped in fluent Russian. “Why not? What kind of question is that? Why are you here?” The crowd laughed, Justin looked surprised, and the internet sighed. You don’t mess with Mila’s JT!
Are Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds sure they’re not dating? Like, totally sure? Maybe they just forgot. We forget stuff all the time. Like that time we locked our keys on our apartment, or that time we were dating that gorgeous A-list actress. It just slipped our minds. Maybe they’re relationship is like that. Because we gotta say that they were quite the adorable couple last night at the premiere of The Change-Up.
Reynolds stars along side Jason Bateman, but Sandra showed up to be his surprise date. Awww. What are “friends” for, right? Yeah yeah, we know Ryan’s supposedly hooking up with that other gorgeous Oscar-winner, Charlize Theron. But it can’t stop us from dreaming, right? It just seems too perfect! See what we mean in the gallery below, as well as hot looks from Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Leslie Mann and Jonah Hill.
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Get ready, because Two And A Half Men is about to get even less funny. The sitcom’s long awaited return to the airwaves in September will feature a funeral for Charlie Sheen’s character. Considering the acrimonious split between Sheen and the production, we bet that the scenes will probably serve as a giant middle finger pointed defiantly at the one with tiger blood coursing through his veins. Revenge is best served cold as a corpse, and at prime time.
We’re also getting an insight as to how Ashton Kutcher arrives at Casa Del Charlie. After the funeral, Jon Cryer puts the Malibu mansion up for sale, and various celebrity guest stars show up for a viewing. Ashton is apparently the lucky buyer, ushering in a whole new era of hijinks. We have no idea why Ashton agrees to take the place with one and a half men still living inside (to act as servants?), but this show could go on forever with this technique. Or at least until Cryer and half-man Angus T. Jones put a stop to it. Come on guys, you’re our only hope.
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