Oh Bronx. I’m so so so sorry about this. Your daddy told Sirius radio’s “Monday Mash Up” show that your mom’s breast milk tastes “weird” and “soury.” I know. That means Pete Wentz has been drinking Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk – and is telling people about it. It seems that Pete has had a touch of the di-di of the mouth as of late on the radio. Between this and his detailed description of what it’s like to bang his wife, I think someone needs to remind Pete that the internet listens to the radio. Because it will only be a matter of time before the kids at school google this crap and start with the “Breast Milky Wentz” nicknames and the “Bronx’s dad likes to drink from his mom’s boobs!” chants.
Bronx, when you reach the age of 16, give me a call. I’ll come over, we’ll talk, you’ll cry teenage man-boy tears, and then we’ll hug while I repeatedly tell you “It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault.”
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE DUGGAR FAMILY! Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar have 
