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Heidi Montag Has Her Cake And Eats It Too

Happy staged birthday, Heidi Montag. It must have been kinda sad to know in advance what gifts you were getting – a new purse and YSL ankle booties, OMG! – but you fake it so well. We consider your acting skills to be a birthday gift – to us. Also, that’s a pretty tall glass of champagne there. We know it takes a substantial amount of booze to stomach looking at Spencer, but check yourself before you wreck yourself (anymore than you already have).

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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Jamie Biden: Joe’s Nephew Sexes Up Politics

We enjoyed this little tidbit today in the NY Daily News about Senator and Veep candidate Joe Biden‘s nephew, Jamie Biden. Then we worked it out on Google, only to discover he’s some hot rocker who’s in the band Bloody Social with Sienna Miller/Lindsay Lohan/Kate Moss ex and model, Jamie Burke. The pair met in NYC when Biden came across Burke puking outside of Bungalow 8, so logically, they formed a band together. Biden is described as a “policy wonk” who dropped out of law school at Fordham to pursue music. Also, he dates model Amy Bracco, who is really, really hot. Seriously, he should join his Uncle Joe out on the campaign trail and give that sex pot Levi Johnson a run for his money. [Photo: Getty Images]

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Perez Sez: John Mayer Likes Anal?

We were just listening to the Howard Stern show this morning, and guest Perez Hilton was on dishing the dirt with Howard and his clan. The most interesting tidbit? Perez alleges that John Mayer supposedly was very into anal sex with Jessica Simpson (Perez revealed he got this info from her girlfriend), and that Mayer also is apparently down with some super kinky stuff. Let’s just say if you like water sports, urine luck! This is all just according to Perez, of course, so take it with a grain or two of salt. But we gotta wonder – if this is what Mayer might be into, what does that say about our golden girl Jennifer Aniston?  [Photo: WireImage]

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Pat O’Brien Accuses Co-Host Of Making People Want To “Vomit”

Sure, Pat O’Brien thinks his job is giving us the latest in Kelly Ripa‘s hair color, but really what he’s good for is going batsh*t insane. The Insider host was in to Iowa to cover Joe Biden on the campaign trail, and while there he sent this scathing email back to the staffers on his show and Entertainment Tonight:

“Hi, folks, I just spent a couple of days in Iowa – I’m a little bit of a favorite son there – and I spoke with maybe a thousand people and was very hands-on. Even Joe Biden said, ‘You should be running (for president)!’ But what I came away with was, these people can’t afford gas, books, food or schools or movies! …I tried to tell them we care, but they didn’t buy it. They wanted to, but watching Anya and Lara [Spencer] pick out accessories makes the viewers want to vomit. I’ll get killed for this, but I’m actually the one not afraid for my job. I want people to be happy.”

O’Brien was referring to a part of the show where co-host Lara Spencer and her stylist pick out affordable accessories and outfits, which a source says is “a very popular segment.” Pat later said of the email: “I just raged against the machine. We can change the world.” Yes. One accessories segment at a time, apparently.  [Photo: FilmMagic]

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Gossip Break: Courtney Cox MILFS It Up

Aubrey O’Day thinks she is too good for 90210. Think again, honey. [DListed]

Rumer Willis had a crush on her stepdad Ashton Kutcher before he started boning her mom. [Seriously? OMG!]

Two dudes from Howard Stern‘s radio show made out while former Lehman Brothers employees lugged their belongs from the fallen company’s headquarters. CNN caught it on tape, thank goodness. [BWE.TV]

Whitney Port of The Hills just doesn’t look completely comfortable in NYC. Could she miss Lauren’s tears? [Gawker]

Eva Longoria on pregnancy rumors: “just chill out!” [Hollyscoop]

We thought Courtney Cox was kinda old, but damn – she looks good in a bikini. [CelebSlam]

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Jennifer Lopez Is Insane

Jennifer Lopez may be a diva, but the girl’s got stamina. J.Lo – who skipped out on the Project Runway fashion show last week because of a foot injury – competed in a triathlon in Malibu yesterday morning. That’s a feat in its own right, but she then bolted to the Big Apple and threw a birthday party for her hubby at the Bowery Hotel, looking fierce. We know she’s got a giant team behind her to make it happen, but still – nice work girlfriend. [Photos: Getty Images]

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Juiced Up Bonaduce Kicks Bob Levy’s Ass In Fight

Well it’s official: you do not want to mess with Danny Bonaduce. Stand up comedian and Howard Stern show regular Reverend Bob Levy hopped in the boxing ring with the former child star to settle a rivalry that stemmed from a slapping incident caught on tape. Last week, Bonaduce told Stern that he had been taking a ton of steroids to prepare for the fight, claiming, “I have no concern for my health.” While we hope he’s exaggerating about his drug use, whatever he’s taking worked – Danny knocked Bob out in the second round. We have a feeling that this is far from the end of their feud – these guys love drama too much to call a truce just yet. [Photo: WireImage]

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Britney Names New Album After Her Messed Up Life

Britney Spears – who is supposedly on the verge of a comeback because she lost some weight, improved her weave and hasn’t talked in a British accent in a while – will release a new album on her December 2, her 27th birthday. The album is appropriately titled Circus – you know, because her life is totally just like one. We think it would have been easier to call it I Look LIke A Motherf*ckin’ Clown, Ya’ll. But what do we know, we only spend 19 hours a day thinking about BritBrit. Her first single is called “Womanizer,” and drops next Monday, September 22nd. If it doesn’t sound like a robot, we’ll be quite impressed! [Us]

[Photo: Getty Images and Splash News Online]

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Alicia Keys: Good Girl Turned Home Wrecker?

The rumor that Alicia Keys got between producer Swizz Beatz (pictured above, together in 2004) and his wife Mashonda is heating up, and confusing all of us who believe in her good girl, great voice image. This is Alicia Keys were talking about, she’s basically a saint with a piano and a couple of bad outfits under her belt (and hey, doesn’t she have some serious boyfriend?). Even those Swizz is denying any infidelity, he supposedly threw Alicia a birthday party, where she introduced him as “The man of the hour and my boo.” A friend of his ex blabbed that Mashonda thought the pair was working things out: “She thought they were trying to put their marriage back together. Meanwhile, he’s apparently been telling Alicia that his marriage was over.”

But we’ll let Swizz have the final word. He’s now speaking out in an attempt to defend Alicia and clear his name, of course. He tells Us: “I am disappointed that some have chosen to try and tarnish Alicia’s reputation by irresponsibly implicating her in a situation that she has absolutely nothing to do with.”

So – who do you think is telling the truth? [Photo: WireImage]