Posts By Kate Spencer

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Gossip Break: Jennifer Lopez Hates Fashion

J.Lo bailed on serving as the guest judge on the Project Runway due to a foot injury, so Tim Gunn kindly stepped in to do her job. J.Lo’s foot – we thank you! [DListed]

Pete Wentz tries to hide from Ashlee Simpson in a shoddy disguise. You can’t get out of fatherhood that easy! [Seriously? OMG!]

Katie Holmes goes back to basics – leggings. [Jezebel]

Madonna did a little bit of dancing and a whole lot of vag flashing at her concert. []

Funny guy – and presidential nominee – Barack Obama is putting in a little cameo action on Saturday Night Live this weekend. [Hollyscoop]

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Can Amy Winehouse Get Any Worse?

Um, judging from her appearance last night in at her DJing gig in Camden, we think not. [Photos: Splash News Online, FilmMagic]

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Pink Follows Katie Holmes Into Crazyville

Pink is reportedly checking out Scientology at the urging of pal Juliette Lewis, as a way to help heal her heart following her divorce. A source says, “Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.” If she starts wearing pegged jeans, we know she’s in serious trouble. [SFGate. Photo: Getty Images]

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Hero Tony Romo Changes Tire, Saves World

Billions of people change car tires every single day. But when Tony Romo does it, the world stops, volcanoes erupt with doves, and the seas shimmer with waves of gold. Jessica Simpson‘s trapped boyfriend pulled over to help a middle-aged couple deal with their blown tire in Texas recently, and their reaction is well, priceless or pathetic, depending on how evil a person you are.  Stranded motorist Sharon White details her and her husband Bill’s encounter with the football player:

“Bill was fooling with that tire, and I was standing beside the car watching him. The next thing I know, a nice-looking young man, very well-dressed, but with something strange on his chin, he walked up, smiled, and said, ‘Hey, you need some help?”

Sharon continued: “I did something no 50-year-old woman should be doing, but I screamed real loud, and then jumped up and hugged him.

Her husband Bill also freaked out: “Look, we’re driving a 10-year old car that is sitting in a parking lot with a flat tire in the dead of night. He could tell by that we’re nothing special. But here’s a young man making millions of dollars, and he’s got all this fame and glory, and he does this?” He added, “This was a good person we met. A good person with small-town values despite all the big-city fame and fortune.”

So there you have it folks. Tony Romo might as well be God, which would make Jessica Simpson’s preacher pop pretty happy, right?  [NFL Fanhouse. Photo: Getty Images]

by (@katespencer)

TimberBiel Wants to Make Their Misery Official

Ugh. Have you ever seen a couple that looks this unhappy to be around each other? The only things Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have in common are the giant bugs residing up both their asses and their pissy faces that put two-year olds to shame. But there might be a minute of happiness in their sourpuss lives coming up – as Justin Timberlake apparently was caught revealing at Fashion Week that he’s thisclose to become Mr. Jessica Biel! yes, some well-dressed spy spotted JT and revealed that he “said that he is ‘this close to being married’ and then pinched his fingers together to demonstrate.”

The singer was showing his fashion line (who knew?) in NYC this week, and the pair hit up his restaurant Southern Hospitality on Wednesday night for a romantic dinner of angry glares and short, tense conversation. Love never looked so uncomfortable. [OK! Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Big Trouble For Little Olsens

The rich folks who inhabit the tony brownstones and condo developments of the West Village just can’t handle the fame whoring ways of the Olsen twins. Apparently they’re angry that Mary-Kate and Ashley leave their giant SUVs running outside their home (just in case they need to make a late night trip to Beatrice, obviously) and are accusing them of terrorizing the hood with their two giant bodyguards. “You would think there was a government operation going on,” whines a neighbor.

The same crybaby just doesn’t get why the Olsens can’t just get in line like all the other discreet famous people who call the hood their home. “Plenty of other celebrities around this block [Sarah Jessica Parker, Liv Tyler, Gisele Bundchen and Julianne Moore] are good neighbors and blend in with the neighborhood – but these two are invaders.”

Pssst – Liv Tyler is boring. Don’t try to cage the Olsen twins in, friend. Those little birds need to fly (and pound a bottle of Jack Daniels a night). [NYPost. Photo: FilmMagic]

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Gossip Break: Here Comes The Buzzed Bride

  • Kanye West is sending emails from jail to, and HOLY SH*T DO THEY DESERVE 394239 PULITZERS, MTV MUSIC AWARDS, VMAS, GRAMMYS, EMMYS, OSCARS, NOBEL PEACE PRIZES!!!!! []
  • Karrine “Superhead” Stephens has made a video blog flaunting her ex’s sex toys. Anal beads, anyone? [DListed]
  • Katie Holmespants are about to swallow her chicken legs, yet she still looks good. [Jezebel]
  • Tara Reid is engaged to be married. Carson Daly must be really relieved he never sealed the deal with that one, huh. [Celebitchy]

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Lindsay and SamRon Remember 9-11

Myspace scribe (oh, and actress) Lindsay Lohan (pictured above on the set of Ugly Betty yesterday) and her lady-partner Samantha Ronson both took to their MySpace blogs today to remember the national tragedy of September 11th, 2001. In honor of that horrific day we shall refrain from dissing on their writing because they’re totally right: while 9/11/2008 will be remembered for three hours as the day Kanye got locked up for his temper, we should always reflect on what happened seven years ago, and honor those whose lives were lost. Thanks Lilo and SamRo. Take a moment and read, and then take a moment and remember.

  • Lindsay: I am in New York and I would like to remind everybody to take a moment today for those lost in tragedy that occurred on 9/11/01.
  • Samantha: waking up in nyc this morning 7 years later and it feels like just yesterday this city and our worlds were turned upside down…. never in my lifetime had I ever believed that I would see such horror- the kind that you see in documentaries set in far off places and read about in text books- never in my life had I ever thought that I would wake up and fall asleep afraid- watching things on television that felt like a film- walking through a city that felt like a war zone. there were army vehicles on houston street, barricades dividing neighbourhoods and lines around the block of people waiting to donate blood set in front of a backdrop of smoke filling a space where two of the largest buildings once stood. Two buildings that shaped one of the most famous skylines in this country, or in the world…… Seven years later and I will never forget. I don’t really know what to say except to all those we lost we will never forget and never take for granted the sacrifices that you made.


[Photo: Getty Images]

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Meet Brody Jenner’s Latest Conquest: Playmate Of The Year Jayde Nicole

What do you think, is Jayde Nicole a step up from Kristen Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad?

Amazingly, hot women seem to be attracted to the douchebag factory that is Brody Jenner. We’ve never quite understood what is so attractive about a dude who loves throwing down peace signs, tattooing his name on his body, and Spencer Pratt – but chicks seem to dig it. But his latest lady is of a respectable pedigree – Playboy! She’s not just any old Playmate, she’s the Playmate of the Year 2008. Doesn’t she seem to be a little too good for a dude about to star in a show called Bromance?

On second thought – she apparently has the word “respect” tattooed right above her vadge. Sounds like a perfect match!

[Photos: Getty Images, FilmMagic]