Posts By Kate Spencer

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Anne Moves On As Her Ex Pleads Guilty

Anne Hathaway‘s Italian stallion-turned felon Raffaello Follieri plead guilty in court today to wire fraud, money laundering, conspiracy and general douchebaggery. He’s now stuck with a max of five years and three months in jail, where he’ll surely watch his beloved Anne date the best of Hollywood’s dude D List from behind bars. There’s nothing worse than watching your girl make out with Justin Long while hammering out some license plates. Weep.

Anne has been busy moving on via the old Hollywood 1-2 punch: spill your guts in a cheesy interview and then get snapped by the paparazzi out with a dude who is probably just a friend. She told W magazine, “As soon as I found out about the arrest, I had to get on a plane to Mexico to do a press tour for Get Smart. And then I spent a week in shock at a friend’s house.” This week, we caught her out in NYC dressed down and hanging with some guy. New boyfriend? Probably not – but it’s fun to make the ex squirm, right? [People. Photo: Splash News Online]

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Jessica Simpson: Frumpy Outfits, Fugly Faces

Jessica Simpson showed up to perform on Good Morning America yesterday (pictured, left) dressed like a QVC host who makes a living hawking porcelain dolls to grandmothers in Arkansas. Technical difficulties (besides her voice) plagued the performance, causing her to stick her tongue out as if she were licking an invisible ice cream cone (or something else we’re too classy to reference).

Over the past few weeks, Jessica’s been out and about contorting her face while flaunting a wardrobe that’s straight off the Fashion Barn sale rack. Check her out below screeching in concert in a eyelet lace corset, flannel and chunk bejeweled belt. It’s a look best left to the Warrant groupies of yesteryear, but Jess can’t control herself (or her tongue). It’s not that we want to admire Ashlee as the best-dressed Simpson, but Jessica is leaving us no choice.

Proof below.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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Alba’s Baby Just As Cranky As Her Mama

Little Honor Warren has already perfected her pissed off face – by mirroring her mom! But even her disgruntled pout can’t stop this mother-daughter team from being totally adorable. Honor ups Jessica Alba‘s likability by 81903892% – Jessica looks better simply by having that kid around her neck. If only she had been around to improve those Fantastic Four movies. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Usher Makes Love – And More Babies

You know all that love making in the club? Well it’s paying off for Usher and his wife Tameka Foster, who are supposedly expecting their second kid, after giving birth to son Usher (the fifth!) just eleven months ago. They have yet to confirm the news (though an anonymous source is telling the world), but here’s the alleged proof we can go on:

  • Usher is more desperate for babies than Jennifer Aniston, telling People last month, “I’d hate to be 80 years old and not be able to run with my kids. I need to still be able to do flips when they’re in high school!”
  • His wife wore a pregnant lady dress at his September 4th concert (seen in the pic above), which a source described as “very deceiving.” She’s gotta be hiding something, right?

So there you have it folks! Who needs confirmation from the parents when you’ve got evidence like that!  [People. Photo: Getty Images]

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Gossip Break: Heidi’s Hollering Hurts Our Heart

Heidi Montag has released yet another song. We apologize in advance to your ears and your soul.  [DListed]

Tori Spelling‘s boob job makes us ill.  [Seriously? OMG]

Remember the best Intervention episode ever – the one with Allison the keyboard cleaner huffer – with these video homages.  []

Holy crap – the Jonas Brothersnew Texas mansion looks like something out a video game. It’s also big enough to house 23483958594069293095034 pairs of skinny jeans.  [CelebSlam]

Jen Aniston‘s friends defend her against Big Mouth Mayer.  [I'mNotObsessed]

Matthew McConaughey is obsessed with taking care of his son, but his baby-mamma wants to hire a nanny. Oh, the struggles of the very rich.  [ICYDK]

The Olympics may be G-rated, but the athletes are not. Check out this Swedish crossbow star Sara Boberg – totally naked. NSFW, ya know.  [WWTDD]

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Katie Holmes Cuddles With Suri

We’ve been a little hard on Katie Holmes these days, what with the rolled husband jeans and and all. But these pics of her and Suri spending a Sunday in Manhattan together are too cute for words. We take back everything bad we’ve ever said (for a few minutes)! [Photos: WireImage]

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Ellen And Portia Make It Official

Ellen DeGeneres and Porta de Rossi were married this Saturday at their home in California. Both women wore Zac Posen and exchanged Neil Lane rings in front of just 19 people, including their mommies. The paparazzi crashed the big event with their giant lenses, which is thankfully how we can bring you the above photo.

[Photo: INF]

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Amy Winehouse: Haunting The Dreams Of Brits Everywhere

Amy WInehouse is currently performing at the V Festival in the UK, and spent the first getting booed by the very wise fans. On day two Amy ranted at the audience, “You’re a really nuts crowd,” she slurred. “I’m not on drugs, honest. So boo you guys for yesterday.”

That wasn’t the only instance of Brits exhibiting brilliance when it comes to Wino. Metro reports today that in a recent survey of 3,500 UK peeps asking what famous people have popped up in their nightmares, Amy Winehouse came out on top! Check out the pics below of Amy at her most monstrous – is there any question as to why she scored top prize?

[Photos: Getty Images]

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Kim Kardashian: Skankin’ Like She’s Never Skanked Before

Yes, Kim Kardashian is a maniac – crazy about herself, mostly. This weekend she ventured where every other Hollywood hag has gone before and danced around with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas. She put her best stilettoed foot forward, displayed her crazy face, and coated her eye-lids with tiny furry animals to accentuate her already fake lashes. Even if her butt is real, everything else hanging off this chick has gotta be synthetic. But as Kim knows – plastic makes perfect!  [Photos: WireImage]