Heidi Montag has released yet another song. We apologize in advance to your ears and your soul. [DListed]
Tori Spelling‘s boob job makes us ill. [Seriously? OMG]
Remember the best Intervention episode ever – the one with Allison the keyboard cleaner huffer – with these video homages. [BWE.tv]
Holy crap – the Jonas Brothers‘ new Texas mansion looks like something out a video game. It’s also big enough to house 23483958594069293095034 pairs of skinny jeans. [CelebSlam]
Jen Aniston‘s friends defend her against Big Mouth Mayer. [I'mNotObsessed]
Matthew McConaughey is obsessed with taking care of his son, but his baby-mamma wants to hire a nanny. Oh, the struggles of the very rich. [ICYDK]
The Olympics may be G-rated, but the athletes are not. Check out this Swedish crossbow star Sara Boberg – totally naked. NSFW, ya know. [WWTDD]
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Actress Isla Fisher does her best Shawn Johnson imitation for her husband, Sacha Baron-Cohen, and their daughter Olive in Hawaii. [Photo: Splash News Online]
We’ve been a little hard on Katie Holmes these days, what with the rolled husband jeans and and all. But these pics of her and Suri spending a Sunday in Manhattan together are too cute for words. We take back everything bad we’ve ever said (for a few minutes)! [Photos: WireImage]
Ellen DeGeneres and Porta de Rossi were married this Saturday at their home in California. Both women wore Zac Posen and exchanged Neil Lane rings in front of just 19 people, including their mommies. The paparazzi crashed the big event with their giant lenses, which is thankfully how we can bring you the above photo.
Amy WInehouse is currently performing at the V Festival in the UK, and spent the first getting booed by the very wise fans. On day two Amy ranted at the audience, “You’re a really nuts crowd,” she slurred. “I’m not on drugs, honest. So boo you guys for yesterday.”
That wasn’t the only instance of Brits exhibiting brilliance when it comes to Wino. Metro reports today that in a recent survey of 3,500 UK peeps asking what famous people have popped up in their nightmares, Amy Winehouse came out on top! Check out the pics below of Amy at her most monstrous – is there any question as to why she scored top prize?
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Yes, Kim Kardashian is a maniac – crazy about herself, mostly. This weekend she ventured where every other Hollywood hag has gone before and danced around with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas. She put her best stilettoed foot forward, displayed her crazy face, and coated her eye-lids with tiny furry animals to accentuate her already fake lashes. Even if her butt is real, everything else hanging off this chick has gotta be synthetic. But as Kim knows – plastic makes perfect! [Photos: WireImage]
Courtenay Semel is clearly not satisfied with all the press she’s getting these days from tapping Tila Tequila, so she’s now speaking to the respectable British tabloid News of the World about the good ol’ days when she and Lindsay Lohan were an item. Semel said of their torrid affair, “At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”
Courtenay then goes into great detail about the lesbian life of Lindsay. Her accusations?
- Lindsay nailed a bunch of dudes to suppress her urges with women and give off the impression that she was straight (and also slutty).
- Got hooked on drugs as a way of escaping her “double life.”
- The starlet was doing it with Courtenay and Sam at the same time.
- A friend of Court’s said the two would “do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together,” and that the actress found Samantha to be a stable influence in her life, supposedly calling her “the father I never had.”
Which means that now, Lindsay is boning her “dad.” [News of the World]
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Dear John Mayer and other men with tattoo sleeves,
Here’s a tip from your female friends at Scandalist – after dumping us, please just go quietly into the night. Speaking out in our favor only makes us look kinda pathetic. We know you think it’s all noble to speak kindly of us ladies post-break up, but we all know it’s just to make you feel better about dumping us (most likely because you realized it’s more fun banging carefree 21-year olds than cuddling with us older ladies and discussing kids). Frankly, we do not need your pity, thank you very much. In case you forgot, chicks like Jennifer Aniston are richer than you and can buy all the pity they need, plus a Birkin bag or two to replace you.
Here’s the dumb crap Mayer had to say about his ex Aniston this weekend – to the paparazzi of all people:
“If you guys are going to run stuff and run every lie under the sun, have somebody stand up for somebody. Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand here and write some truth. Have me stand up for somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met. She’s one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met in my life and I’m going through something that’s a very personal thing and you have to give that up. You have to give everything up because you can’t have it all and it sucks. I’m sorry that the story’s not interesting. But it’s about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she’s great.”
American gymnast Nastia Liukin shows off one of her gold medal winning moves last night in Beijing, China. [Photo: Getty Image]