We are finally going to be privy to all of Lynne Spears‘ mediocre inner thoughts about her daughters Britney and Jamie-Lynn, thanks to her new book, Through The Storm. We wish she had titled it Through the Natty, Plastic Weave On My Daughter’s Shaved Head, but some editor probably shot that one down. The book promises to cover all the juicy highlights from The Year (or two) That Britney Went Bat-Sh*t Crazy, such as:
“Lynne’s backseat role in Britney’s path to fame and how it forever changed their family
Her regret in abdicating parental authority to managers, agents, and record companies
The challenges that shaped Lynne and Jamie’s marriage and how that affected Bryan, Britney, and Jamie Lynn
Her response to Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy
The startling events that led to Britney’s meltdown and Lynne’s showdown with manager Sam Lufti
How faith, family, and friendships have been her harbor in the storm of paparazzi, tabloid scribblers, and gossip hounds”
Kanye West is a blogger, a fashion designer and now a f*cking puppet, apparently. His new video for “Champion” features a cloth Kanye competing against human runners in some sort of Olympic-like competition. In other words, it’s kinda creepy, and Kanye’s got nothing on the Muppets. [Via MoneyCashHos]
Robot Holmes sped across the country from New York City, where she is in rehearsals for the Broadway show All My Sons, to be with her man Tom Cruise last night on the red carpet of this flick Tropic Thunder. Tom took some time to let Katie shine in all her glory. She really has that ‘I’m empty inside’ glow! Check out more pics of the pair below. Katie’s already back in NYC today – she couldn’t wait to get away from Tom’s grasp!
Good news! Tila Tequila is still stringing along Yahoo! heiress Courtenay Semel. The pair were spotted over the weekend out at an LA club “giving each other lap dances and sneaking in kisses in the corner.” How sweet! We found them getting skanky for the camera at an event last Thursday. MTV has announced that Tila’s hit show A Shot At Love is coming back for a third season, but the starlet’s name is mysteriously absent from the title. Has Tila moved on from her show and found love for real this time? [NYP]
Well what do you know – Britney Spears and Russell Brand have palpable chemistry in these promo ads for the VMAs! Brand is a notorious sex addict who penned a book about his appetite for women. “I had a harem of about 10 women, whom I would rotate in addition to one-night stands and random casual encounters,” he wrote of his horniest days. Britney is, well, Britney.And that seems to be a dangerous combination.
If you were paying attention during the Olympics last night, you might have caught a little video piece on French swimmer Laure Manaudou. She snagged a gold medal in Athens in 2004, but is best known for her, uh, ‘work’ out of the pool. In 2006 Laure fell in love with Italian swimmer Luca Marin, and very publicly left her coach and country to train – and bone – in Italy. “Between Italy and France,” she announced, “I have chosen Luca Marin, the love of my life. I want to live with him and have a baby.”
Except that didn’t totally work out as planned. The Italian club she joined in Turin kicked her out for “a lazy attitude,” and she and Marin broke up in the middle of the European Championships last December, where, after fighting in front of their teammates and the press, she threw her engagement ring in the pool. Voila! Adding to the scandal were the slew of naked pics (and a video) of Manaudou that leaked onto the web just hours later. The culprit remains unknown and Marin denies being involved, but you know, it sure as hell doesn’t make him look good.
To make matters worse, Marin is now dating Italian swimmer Federica Pellegrini, who is a world record holder and is competing against Manaudou in the Olympics this summer. Pellegrini now trains under Manaudou’s ex-coach and beat her world record – today! – in the 200 meter freestyle.
If you can handle more of the drama, check out pics of all three sexed up swimmers below. And those naked pics – NSFW of course – can be found here.
Look! Jenna Jameson has gone naked to help you remember to spay and neuter your pets. We have to hand it to PETA – they know how to make something as gross as de-balling your cat really, really sexy. [NYDN]
Yay! We’re excited to post about the latest drama plaguing the Playboy mansion, just so we can stare at slutty pictures of the Girls Next Door. Apparently things have been getting a little crazy at chez Hugh Hefner, due to his recent interest in a Ukrainian model named Dasha Astafieva. The brunette hottie first appeared in a competition to score the cover of the nudie mag, and now Hef is apparently escorting her on photo shoots and holding her hand! You knowHolly Madison ain’t having that sh*t. A source tells the National Enquirer, “Dasha’s natural endowments and beauty stunned Hef. Dasha has upset the pecking order by pushing her way into Hef’s heart. The competition for his attention is really intense among the girls because of her.” [PerezHilton]
In other words, it’s cat bunny fight time.
For more of Dasha, feast your eyes on the video of her performing a bizarre backwards striptease, above.
Oh hello there, muscles. The USA mens 4x100m freestyle relay team clinched the gold metal last night, beating the pompous French team (who had trash talked our guys and promised to “smash” them in the competition) by just .08 seconds. World records were broken and gold medals were won, but our focus was elsewhere – mainly on every exposed American swimmer body part we could find. These dudes (Michael Phelps, Jason Lezak, Garrett Weber-Gale and Cullen Jones) are hot in regular clothes, but dripping wet and cheering in a half-torn off body suit contraption? Yes, please.