Posts By Kate Spencer

by (@katespencer)

Why Are We Discussing Ali Lohan’s 14-Year Old Boobs?

A bunch of tabloids are sick of talking about the Brangelina twins and have focused their attention on another pair – Ali Lohan‘s breasts. Nevermind that the kid is fourteen awkward years old, rags such as Us Weekly are encouraging us all to ponder if her tweenage titties are real or fake. Let’s take a minute to all shudder together. We may be nosy gossip hounds, but we are not pervs, nor are we interested in ruining this kid’s life any further – her mom has already done enough of that. No one escapes puberty unscathed, but Ali is basically f*cked from her life in the (horny) public eye. But you don’t need us to tell you, just listen to her big sister Lindsay! Check out what she wrote on her Myspace Celebrity blog – who knew LiLo knew big words like “disconcerting?!”

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye… i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

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by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Diddy Wants To Do It For The Gold

Jamie-Lynn Spears‘ baby daddy is cheating on her with some 28-year old chick who kinda looks like her big sis. Hot.  [DListed]

Ian Ziering is too good for 90210, but not too good for unemployment!  [Seriously? OMG!]

The 10 Best “To Catch a Predator” Moments – hilarious and creepy, all at once. But seriously, stay off the internet kids.  [BWE.tv]

Why is Mary-Kate Olsen getting all snuggly with Nicole Richie‘s boo?  [PopSugar]

Diddy claims he’d win a gold medal in a competition to see who can have sex the longest. Any volunteers for partners?  [Bossip]

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by (@katespencer)

Scandalist’s 15 Favorite Pics Of Tom Cruise Dragging Katie Holmes

It’s been over three years since Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes slowly and truthfully fell into a deep and everlasting love, and Scandalist is here to honor their commitment to love and support each other’s craziness with a photo tribute. We’ve poured over 63 pages of TomKat pics, desperately hunting for images of the pair in their favorite, infamous pose – Tom dragging Katie behind him like a show dog on a leash because she is clearly unable to walk on her own.

Nothing says love like Tom tightly gripping on Katie’s wrist as she slowly floats behind him flaunting a $8000 dress and dead eyes. It’s so romantic! Travel back in time below – from 2005 to Monday of this week – and experience their awkward, forced loved all over again.

[Photos: Getty Images]

by (@katespencer)

Britney Promises Not To Screw Up Her Kids

In an amazing feat of self-control, Britney Spears recently sat down with OK! magazine for a photoshoot and interview and did not wipe chicken wing grease on anything! She even spoke – without a British accent – to the rag, and revealed that she might just have an ounce of sanity under that weave after all! When asked about if she’d support her two sons pursuing a career in showbiz, Mama Brit said:

“I’d rather not. But but I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.”

It’s a nice gesture and all, but Britney has already given them two years of f*cking crazy, so it might be kinda hard to give them that “normal childhood” she’s craving. She probably should have thought of this new mothering plan back when she was locking herself naked in the bathroom as the police were circling her mansion. But, you know. They’re probably to young to remember that crazy sh*t. [MSNBC]

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by (@katespencer)

John Mayer Discards The Aging, Lonely And Childless Aniston

How many goofy headlines can you come up with to describe John Mayer dumping Jennifer Aniston? Our attempts:

  • Jen Aniston Stops Receiving Love Treatment At The Mayer Clinic
  • Jen’s Ex-Boyfriend Has A Second Name, It’s M-A-Y-E-R
  • Aniston Asks For Love Sandwich, Holds The Mayernaise

Give it a try – it’ll make the healing process easier. John is done with Jen, and has sent her on her way to try to marry and get knocked up by some other sleazy 29-year old cheeseball with tattoo sleeves. Our suggestions? Topher Grace, Wilmer Valderrama – er, maybe she should just mack the entire cast of That 70′s Show and see what happens. John, however, is probably feeling pretty great these days. This dude clearly made up some list when he was 16 of all the famous chicks he wanted to bone, and he’s slowly been checking it off, one after the other. Jennifer Love Hewitt! Check. Jessica Simpson! Check. Rachel from Friends! Check. Look out Alyssa Milano! The Mayer bone machine is coming for you. [TheMirror]

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by (@katespencer)

Rihanna And Chris Brown Like Water Sports

Rihanna and Chris Brown are back to their old shenanigans of vacationing in bikinis and bathing suits while still denying that they are a couple. Whatever. No one really cares what they are, as long as they keep having fun riding banana boats and jet skis in front of photographers.

Pics of the couple enjoying life – and their millions – in Barbados are below.

[Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Britney Gets Ready To Blab

Wanna see the creepiest condom ad ever? Click here! [BWE.tv]

Britney Spears is giving another interview to OK! magazine. The last time she tried that, her dog crapped all over a couture gown. It can only get better, right? [DListed]

OMG are Jack and Kate going to be killed off on Lost? If so, we can look forward to a great ‘farewell Freckles’ speech from Sawyer. [Seriously? OMG!]

Madonna wants to adopt another baby to milk for publicity. [ICYDK]

Phew! John Lennon‘s killer Mark David Chapman was denied parole. [E Online]

Hayden Panettiere‘s parents are putting that whole domestic violence charge/jail stint behind them! Uh, say what? [I'mNotObsessed]

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by (@katespencer)

Afternoon Snack: Paris Hilton’s Butt Cheeks

Paris Hilton partied at the Playboy Mansion this weekend with her ass cheeks hanging out in a desperate attempt to get us all to care about her again.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Britney’s Mom Is An Author, Ya’ll!

We are finally going to be privy to all of Lynne Spears‘ mediocre inner thoughts about her daughters Britney and Jamie-Lynn, thanks to her new book, Through The Storm. We wish she had titled it Through the Natty, Plastic Weave On My Daughter’s Shaved Head, but some editor probably shot that one down. The book promises to cover all the juicy highlights from The Year (or two) That Britney Went Bat-Sh*t Crazy, such as:

  • “Lynne’s backseat role in Britney’s path to fame and how it forever changed their family
  • Her regret in abdicating parental authority to managers, agents, and record companies
  • The challenges that shaped Lynne and Jamie’s marriage and how that affected Bryan, Britney, and Jamie Lynn
  • Her response to Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy
  • The startling events that led to Britney’s meltdown and Lynne’s showdown with manager Sam Lufti
  • How faith, family, and friendships have been her harbor in the storm of paparazzi, tabloid scribblers, and gossip hounds”

by (@katespencer)

Kanye West Channels Kermit the Frog

Kanye West is a blogger, a fashion designer and now a f*cking puppet, apparently. His new video for “Champion” features a cloth Kanye competing against human runners in some sort of Olympic-like competition. In other words, it’s kinda creepy, and Kanye’s got nothing on the Muppets. [Via MoneyCashHos]