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Lindsay And Samantha Match Tattoos, Louis Vuitton

If there are still any questions lurking about whether these two are a couple, they should all come to a halt with the debut of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson‘s matching Louis Vuitton luggage. I mean really – does it get more adorable and couple-y (and bourgie) than that? Apparently so – the pair has even be sporting matching tattoos – Sam got the same heart Lindsay has on her hand, and Linds is now rocking a red star similar to those an Samantha’s arm. Next up – one pair of leggings that the two share. Don’t ask how that’ll work – just trust us. [E! Online]

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Skinny Nicole Kidman Obsessed With Her Baby’s Size

Nicole Kidman (seen above with her daughter last night in Australia) has finally found someone smaller than her – her little baby girl Sunday Rose. The actress and her hubby Keith Urban have brought their newborn back to their hometown of Sydney, Australia, and Nic begged the press to leave them alone. “Keith and I are also just appealing to the press and stuff to give us a little space so we can walk around Sydney and show the baby our town. Just a little bit because she’s tiny, she’s not a doll, she’s a real little thing. Just not right in our face or her face because it’s scary for her, she’s tiny. A tiny little thing.”

So what have we learned about their new addition? She is:

  • Tiny
  • Little
  • A Thing

Which can only mean one thing: Nicole Kidman seems to have given birth to a pebble, not a child. [PerezHilton]

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Anderson Vs. The Lohans: The Dumb Dad Speaks

Michael Lohan saw an opportunity to squeeze a little publicity out of the recent drama caused by Anderson Cooper – who insulted his 72-year old daughter Ali Lohan by calling her a “striptease person” – and released this statement: “I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.”

Anderson is definitely a smug jerk with a f*cked family, but he’s also 100% right about Ali Lohan. Besides, the CNN star was just looking out for Ali, when he said she was “a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love.” Judging from his relationship with eldest daughter Lindsay, it seems that that’s a lot more than Michael Lohan offers his kids. [DListed]

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Usher Rehires His Mom, Hides From His Wife

Usher has gone crawling back to his mama like the baby that he is. The singer, who was last heard cooing about banging us in a club, has booted celeb manager Benny Medina and rehired his mother Jonnetta Patton, who helped her son sell 1.1 million copies of his album Confessions in its first week. His latest album only clocked in at a measly 433,000 sold in that seven day period, so clearly the ax needed to fall. Usher gave some creepy comment when interviewed in the July issue of Vibe, telling the mag, “I decided to not fire, not get rid of, but to give [my mother] the ultimate compliment — to retire her to be a full-time grandmother.”

Clearly words of appeasement to calm his crazy wife, who allegedly loathes Mama Usher. But his rep gave the word that Jonnetta’s officially been rehired, which can only mean one thing – mom is always right. [Us]

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LaBeouf Ain’t Getting His Finger Chopped Off

Good news! Inexplicable celebrity and distracted driver Shia LaBeouf is not going to lose his pinky finger, which was rumored to be the case yesterday. Yes, he totally destroyed his hand in that car accident last month, when he rolled his car (with his co-star in the passenger seat) and was charged with a DUI, but The Beef got lucky this time. His pinky will stay put. His career? Now that could still get killed off. [E!]

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Gossip Break: Katie Can’t Handle Her Pants

Martha Stewart‘s arm appears to be missing, but like all good WASPS she keeps her cool. [BWE.tv]

Katie Holmes unrolled her giant jeans! All is right in the world again. [DListed]

Kanye West was spotted today at GAP’s headquarters, probably pitching a fit about his khakis. [Jezebel]

We love Laverne from I Want To Work For Diddy almost as much as she loves giving some random dude a lap dance. [YBF]

Gwen Stefani‘s back is hollerin’ from carrying that baby around. Pop already! [Seriously? OMG!]

Mary-Kate Olsen finally got subpoenaed by the feds. Ask her about those ugly gladiator sandals, guys! [ICYDK]

Beyonce rocks Obama pride while hugging her hubby. [ConcreteLoop]

10 dirty hippies that ladies love to bone. What, you didn’t know BO was an aphrodisiac? [Defamer]

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Morgan Freeman Splits From Wife After 24 Years

Dark Knight star and recent car accident survivor Morgan Freeman is currently divorcing his wife of 24 years, Myrna Colley-Lee. The pair actually separated in December 2007, but had not gone public with the break-up until now. Freeman is currently hospitalized for the broken arm and elbow he sustained in his crash. This is just the most recent addition to a growing list of unfortunate events (like, uh, Heath Ledger‘s death and Christian Bale‘s verbal smackdown) that’s currently trailing the Batman flick. While some may chalk it up to a “curse,” we’d beg to differ, and not just because we’re from Boston where “curse” is the second word babies learn after Bambino. The simple truth: bad sh*t happens to everyone, even people with lots of money. In fact, it happens all the time. (See: Britney Spears. Also: all of Hollywood.)

Our theory – Freeman’s wife got sick of watching her hubby waste his talent on cop movies with Ashley Judd. That’d drive any reasonable human to divorce. [Us. Image: Getty]

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Lauren Conrad Makes The Hills A Crappy Place To Live

Residents of Lauren Conrad‘s tony Los Angeles neighborhood are like, dunzo with the Hills star, accusing her of bringing drama to their hood that doesn’t involve Audrina f*cking an illiterate hairdresser. A herd of paparazzi, partying pals, and stalking fans hungry for Lauren and her followers have infested the nabe, and residents are starting to get a little pissed off. Complaints range from the legitimately scary: “several paparazzi began fighting and one pulled a knife on the other one,” to the whiniest bullsh*t this side of the ferry to Martha’s Vineyard: ” Lights are left on in there 24/7, so you wonder if anyone is sleeping.”

There’s nothing quite like rich people complaining about stuff. About thirty neighbors signed a petition insisting that the city revoke The Hills filming permit and in it, “complained that the show’s production workers served food to the paparazzi and placed a port-a-potty in front of Conrad’s house for their use.” Sounds like they should stop their whining and stock up on the free bagels. [LA Times. Image: Splash News]

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Scarlett Slams The Media For Fantasizing About Her And Obama

Scarlett Johansson has opened her mouth again, and thankfully this time it’s not to sing. Woody’s muse is speaking out against the media’s recent obsession with her emails to Barack Obama, and their frenzied reaction and exaggeration of their e-lationship. And she makes a good point, one that the candiate she chose not to support may agree with. “It seemed to me to be like a product of extreme sexism,” ScarJo said, “and I kept thinking to myself, ‘God, if this was just, like, Kal Penn or George Clooney or any of the other [Obama] surrogates or supporters … there wouldn’t be [any] question about it. Nobody would even talk about it.”

To clarify, if George Clooney was sending Barack Obama adoring emails, we’d be the first to gush about it and blow the notes significance way out of proportion. But yes, ScarJo’s got a point. No one’s ever accused Ben Affleck of trying to bone all the politicians he drools over. Sadly, the media’s obsession with a hot chick emailing a politician got in the way of them actually covering the unique thing she’s accomplished – being a politically active young person. Besides, everyone knows she’s into Penelope Cruz anyway. [ET]

Check out photos of Scarlett and Penelope at the Los Angeles premiere of Woody Allen‘s  Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

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Jenna Jameson Pregnant With Embarrassed Baby

Porn master and plastic skeleton Jenna Jameson is knocked up with her first kid. The proud papa is Tito Ortiz, who does that freaky Ultimate Fighting crap. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time,” says a pal of the porn princess. Jameson has miscarried with her ex-husband, and failed at in vitro fertilization, so she must be overjoyed. And hey, so are we! This kid is either going to kick ass or flaunt it, sealing it’s destiny as an American legend before it’s even born. Congrats guys! [NYP]

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