Steven Tyler is not a judge on American Idol anymore, meaning that someone must have forgotten to pick him up from his final day at work back when he WAS a judge. And he must have somehow gotten into the costume department, because he showed up on the show this week, in some sort of confused middle-aged businesswoman drag, attempting to woo his way back to Hollywood with the rest of the Idol wannabes.
Steven, if you need a ride home, I’m sure Ryan would be happy to let you use his Razor Scooter…Or his Razr phone to call a cab.
Watch Steven Tyler have nothing better to do.
…the season premiere episodes of Dallas!
The show with more white people than NASCAR…which is also has. Do you know what else it has? PATRICK DUFFY:
This is now a post about Patrick Duffy…
It’s Friday!!!!!!!!!!!! Throw all your GIFs up in the air and let them settle around you like a comfortable nest of moving images. Not sure what we mean? Then click below and find out.
Below, the only GIFs you’ll need to sum up the week.
So! Who is having the Best Week Ever? Last week it was the boyband-obsessed Sherri Shepard, but this week is another big one–and we’re gonna need your votes to help decide.
Arguing the case for their picks, we had Best Week Ever cast members Michelle Buteau, Michael Che, Nick Turner weigh in.
If you aren’t tuning into Happy Endings or haven’t yet caught the web series Burning Love (now headed to E!), then you’re missing the magic of Casey Wilson and June Diane Raphael (pictured above with Paul Scheer and director Chris Nelson). The longtime writing/acting team is well known on the comedy circuit, and they just hit up Sundance with their lady buddy flick, Ass Backwards. The stars used a successful Kickstarter campaign to pay for the last five days of shooting, and now we’re able to bask in the glory of their finished project.
EW has an exclusive clip from the film, in which the women take a road trip back to their hometown to battle their childhood enemy (played by Alicia Silverstone, hurray!) in a beauty pageant. In it, they sing along with their CD copy of “Take On Me,” skips and all. The scene is based on their own real life road trip together. “The CDs that Casey brought with her were all scratched,” Raphael told EW. “Les Mis was fortunately or unfortunately the least scratched one so it got the most air time.”
We’re sure Anne Hathaway would approve — and sing along.
HUGE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This Slow Loris eats a rice ball. On YouTube. Just for you.
It’s painfully adorable because, physically, a Slow Loris’ eyeballs are huge. And as we’ve learned from Zooey Deschanel (and Bambi?), the bigger you eyes are, the cuter you are. This is just science.
Continue on to jumpstart your cold, cold heart.
With a sneaky Facebook photo, Doritos officially announced the long-awaited existence of the sister to the beloved Taco Bell Nacho Cheese Doritos Taco: THE COOL RANCH TACO BELL DORITOS TACO. Because everyone knows that Cool Ranch is the best Doritos flavor (I will fight you on this), and the conversion of the chip into a taco shell has been a wild success for both Doritos and Taco Bell.
That’s why, we’re preparing for the arrival of the Cool Ranch Doritos Taco by putting our favorite things in/on it.
Take a bite…
Perhaps our headline gives it away but guess who had the Best Week Ever…And knows it?
No, it’s not Donnie Wahlberg…
Best Week Ever Poet Laureate Nick Turner was not at this week’s Inauguration, but he did want to dedicate his own piece of poetry to the President. Good thing we have a green screen and some GIF of a waiving American Flag. Take it away, Nick! Do our country proud.
God Bless America!
HBO’s Girls may speak to many of the females out there, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of…boobs. Guys like those, and they probably would like Girls if it was cut like a 1980s monster truck rally commercial. And that’s why we did this. For you, boys & Girls!
You can thank us later…