If another person tries to explain satire to me as if I didn’t learn that in middle school, I will scream. We get it: The Onion is a satirical website, a funny one that this writer used to visit frequently. No one and no topic is off limits in their brand of satirical comedy. None of that excuses the site or the tweet’s author for calling nine-year-old Oscar nominee Quvenzhané Wallis the c-word. There’s no satire or comedy in degrading a child who, by the way, was making history at last night’s Oscars as the youngest nominee ever.
Posts By Bené Viera
Oscars 2013: Adele, Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lawrence Keep It Real By Putting Their Emotions On Display
The Oscars are too fancy shmancy for anyone to walk on stage with their “Thank You’s” written out on a tiny piece of scrap paper or, even worse, read from the winner’s iPhone. Instead, Oscar attendees tend to have carefully thought out shout outs that get straight to the point. That said, every so often, moments of real, actual emotion break through, which make stars like Jennifer Lawrence, Adele and Ben Affleck shine more than their exquisitely prepared peers. Read more…
Oscars 2013: Jennifer Hudson Takes It To Church With “And I’m Telling You”

Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson has the kind of vocals that could make the firmest non-believer walk down the aisle of a sanctuary to get their soul saved. Her voice alone will bring even the sinners to Jesus. Remember this is the woman who did not win American Idol. At the Oscars, though, she won big for stealing the show with one of the highlight moments of the night. Read more…
Oscars 2013: For Only Third Time In History, We Have A Tie

When actor Mark Wahlberg announced a tie for the winner of best sound editing the Oscars attendees thought it was a joke. “No, I’m not kidding,” Wahlberg said. It was true. For only the third time in the history of the Academy Awards, two people would take home an Oscar for the same category. Read more…
Oscars 2013: Ooooh La La, Red Carpet Arm Candy
On the biggest night of the year for film there are two rules: show up stylish and bring a date that matches your fly. Before the night’s wins and epic/not so epic speeches, the stroll down the red carpet is one of the most important moments of the night. Who is on your favorite actors’ arms matters. A celebrities arm candy is, well, an extension of themselves. Halle Berry could never show up with a man who looks anything less than so perfect that he looks handcrafted by God himself. And if George Clooney showed up with a lady with a messy bun and a scantily clad dress (which he did not) he’d quickly find himself fodder for salacious headlines. Without further ado get into all the arm candy that graced the red carpet.
Law And Order SVU Uses Chris Brown And Rihanna’s Real Life Domestic Violence For Upcoming Episode
Rihanna is going to be pissed when she learns that one of the worst moments of her life has made its way to an episode of NBC’s Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. It’s “Nobody’s Business” until it’s everybody’s business. Know what we mean? Read more…
Angela Bassett Couldn’t Keep Her Eyes Off Of Beyonce At VH1 Divas Diana Ross Tribute Years Ago
Years ago Beyonce‘s claim to fame was being 1/3 of the group Destiny’s Child whose song titles repeated the same word three times– “No, No, No and “Bills, Bills, Bills.” Bey put on her solo artist wings and flew, but not before Destiny’s Child became one of the highest selling girl groups of all time. Actress Angela Bassett remembers being in awe of Beyonce at a VH1 Divas live show way back before Destiny’s child would become Destiny’s superstar icon. Read more…
Kerry Would’ve Walked Away From Olivia Pope Role If Scandal’s President Fitz Was…
You read that right. It would’ve taken only one major factor for Scandal‘s Kerry Washington to walk away from her uber popular role as Olivia Pope. Making sure her role in the fictionalized show was not compared to Obama’s presidency was ultimately more important to her than the actual role. Read more…
Rihanna’s Decision To Appear In Court With Chris Brown Demonstrates That She’s A Woman Who Has Yet To Recognize Her Power

Rihanna is a victim of domestic abuse. All of her decisions as they pertain to Chris Brown align with common victim behavior. Read more…
Strip Club And Dollar Bills, The San Francisco 49ers Still Got Mo’ Money
A little T&A never hurt nobody. If you envisioned Super Bowl XLVII preparation for the San Francisco 49ers looking like an actual mock game, think again. Down in New Orleans boobs and booty was all that was on a couple of the guy’s mind last night; and with the pressure of pulling a W on Sunday, can you blame them? Read more…



















