Posts By Sabrina Rojas Weiss

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Fifty Shades: 4 Rumored Christian Grey Actors Looking Very Un-Christian Grey-ish

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OK, guys. It’s been more than a year and a half since Fifty Shades of Grey Mania swept the land, and here we are, STILL agonizing over who will be the man to awaken Anastasia Steele’s inner goddess. Thanks a lot, Charlie Hunnam. Over the weekend, we heard that Once Upon a Time’s Irish hottie Jamie Dornan and Tony nominee Billy Magnussen tested for the role with Dakota Johnson (Anastasia). Meanwhile, Christian Cooke, Francois Arnaud and (oh my) Alexander Skarsgard’s names are still coming up too. Word was that one of Hunnam’s reservations was that he’d be forever associated with the role of the S&M obsessed tycoon. Well, we took a look at a few pics of the new front-runners and came to one conclusion: If they get cast, we’ll never see them looking this un-Christian again.
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The Vampire Diaries: A Complete Guide To Every Party In Mystic Falls

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This week on The Vampire Diaries, the town of Mystic Falls will be celebrating something called Remembrance Day. If that doesn’t make you say, “Wha?” then congratulations, you are a true TVD fan and totally used to the fact that these people will use any excuse to party, even though those parties often come with a body count. Founder’s Day, masquerades, comet-viewing, the infamous high school Decade Dance, the End of Summer party — clearly, the show runners really enjoy hiring extras and lighting bonfires? After four-plus seasons of this revelry, and perhaps to help you plan your own perfect Halloween party, we decided to compile an exhaustive guide to every single soiree Stefan, Damon, Elena, Bonnie, Caroline and Co. have risked their lives to attend, and tallied the bodies for each one too!
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The Most Un-Scary Carrie Homages In TV And Movies

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Did the brand new Carrie scare the crap out of you over the weekend? Or did you skip it, ’cause you’d seen the Brian de Palma original too many times? Or maybe, if you’re like me, you have never felt the need to see either version because a) you’re a scaredy cat, and b) this movie has been referenced and clipped and parodied and paid homage to so many times, that it really feels like you’ve seen it anyway. It’s even a verb: Being “Carrie’d,” as in having a bucket of blood (or other unsavory liquid) spilled on you when you’re onstage. Really, you’d think schools and theaters would have people checking the rafters more frequently for mean girls carrying suspicious pails. Anyway, if you’re chicken like me, but feel the need to talk about the movie with your horror-buff friends this Halloween season, here you have five very benign Carrie moments in pop culture:
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Olivia Munn’s Plastic Couch To Rick Ross’ Velour: This Week’s Worst-Dressed Celebrities

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What were they thinking? We probably say that at least once a day around here, and it’s often in reference to the famous people nearest and dearest to our hearts. Maybe it’s because folks like Olivia Munn, K.Michelle and Rick Ross can have such enormous lapses in fashion judgment that we love them so much.
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Happy Birthday, Zac Efron! Celebrate With His Sexiest Trailer Moments

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Zac Efron turns 26 today, so I think we can officially stop feeling like cougars for lusting after him. Particularly after seeing him lying horizontally and very nakedly on a toilet to pee in the trailer for That Awkward Moment that dropped earlier this week. And really, is it our fault that every time we look at him, we’d like to rip his shirt off and/or make out with him in the rain? No. It is clearly the fault of the movie marketing industry. Above, you will find cold hard (er, warm wet?) proof.
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No Scrubs! 10 Famous Women Better Off Without Their Deadbeat Men

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It’s TLC week here at VH1, so we thought we’d get in on the action Celebrity-style, in honor of the group’s most biting song, “No Scrubs.” The world is full of guys who think they’re fly, always talking ’bout what they want and sitting on their broke asses. What’s amazing is when highly successful, beautiful women fall victim to these men (who, OK, aren’t necessarily broke, but they’re morally bankrupt, at least). Well, at least the women on this list finally took TLC’s advice and told them, basically, to stop hollering at them.
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Kim Kardashian’s Booty Instagram Brings Out The Best In Kanye Too

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“HEADING HOME NOW,” Kanye tweeted in response to the above Instagram Kim Kardashian posted last night. For all their bluster and fame-hungry ways, we do love it when they get all romantic with each other. And also, WOW, Kim.

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10 Orange Is The New Black Stars In And Out Of Their Prison Scrubs

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On the one hand, we could definitely get used to showing up at work everyday in what is essentially pajamas, without having to do our hair or makeup. On the other, we wondered if the stars of Orange Is the New Black feel they need to try extra hard to dress up off-screen just to remind us that they’re very pretty ladies.


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Could Orange Be The New Star Trek? Kate Mulgrew Weighs In

As head chef and matriarch of Litchfield prison, Galina “Red” Reznikov runs (ran?) quite a tight ship. And it’s no wonder: She had all that experience as captain of the Voyager. Oh, sorry, we’re conflating Kate Mulgrew’s two most iconic characters, from Orange Is the New Black and Star Trek Voyager. We know it’s a stretch, but given the chance, we had to ask her: Could a show like OITNB ever inspire Trekkie-like fan loyalty?
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Grading Kim Kardashian’s Post-Baby Fashion Style From Chic To Eeeeek!

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Back when she was pregnant, Kim Kardashian earned perhaps more than her fair share of scrutiny for the ways in which she attempted to stick to her old way of dressing, despite her ever-changing figure. I pretty much expected that trend to continue after she gave birth to North West in June. Why would Kimmycakes give up her skintight outfits and uncomfortable shoes now? Well, imagine my surprise when I actually analyzed the fashions she’s been sporting since her return to the spotlight last month.
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