When it comes to sex symbols, the big, busty stars get all the love. But what about their small-breasted sisthren? You don’t have to look like ScarJo or Kimmie K. to be scorching hot! Proportionally small celebs like Kate Hudson (the queen of all A-cups) and Kiera Knightley are just as wildly lusted-after. Plus, they’re fiercely proud of their bods, and have no problem proudly baring them for films and photo shoots. As Nicole Richie once said, “I used to want a bigger chest, but now I like being flat. Clothes fit better, and I don’t really need to wear a bra.” What’s hotter than confidence?
The truth is, no matter what you’re working with — whether it be luscious curves, or a waify frame — all boobs are sexy. But today, let’s salute our favorite flat-chested hotties! All hail the itty bitty t*tty committee.
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When we check into hotels, the concierge yawns and slides us a key card that doesn’t work. No one cares. But when Kristen Stewart or Justin Bieber is staying at the Four Seasons, it’s only a matter of time before paparazzi rush the place (not to mention their zillions of rabid fans, all dying to know their favorite actor/singer/rapper’s room number and whether they prefer Pringles or Snickers from the snack bar). So, the more low-key, the better! Enter A-list aliases — or, the ridonkulous monikers that superstars use to check in at hotels and restaurants.
From “Mrs. Pilaf” to “Chandler Bing” (you’ll never guess who), we reveal some of the silliest secret superstar pseudonyms, ever. Shhh.
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If celebrities didn’t Instagram and tweet pics of themselves in Santa hats, how would we know it’s the holidays? Lucky for us, we’ll never find out. Every December, celebs seem to go Christmas-crazy on social media, posting flawlessly filtered pics of themselves in front of trees, wrapping gifts, and making kissy faces in red sequined crop tops (oh hi, Miley Cyrus). And we love it, because for one shining moment, these larger-than-life stars are just as goofy and tis-the-season mad as we are — and they seem almost…normal.
Of course, then we’ll come across a pic of Justin Bieber wearing a wifebeater in what’s meant to be a snowy, wintry scene. Which is not a normal, at all.
In any event, check out our ten favorite superstar holiday pics — from Demi Lovato to Puffy!
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It’s undeniable that butts had a huge year — but honestly? Legs got a ton of shine in 2013, too. It seemed like the hottest starlets swanning down red carpets and heating up industry parties had one thing in common: mile-long, endless, taut and toned gams. Whether they were bronzed up and sparkly (a’la Jennifer Lopez and Lea Michele) or model-esque and lanky (like Kendall Jenner and Taylor Swift), legs were the years’s sexiest accessory. We even learned that Kristen Stewart had a fabulous — if a slightly moody and grumpy — pair of stems.
Thanks to the popularity of tiny rompers, itsy-bitsy shorts — and those sparkly leotards favored by international pop stars on stage — legs were front and center more than ever. Here, check out the top ten leggiest looks of 2013.
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We don’t watch reality shows for the sweet characters. The do-gooders, the faithful wives, the lifelong friends who don’t leap across tables to rip each other’s throats out. No, it’s all about the villains! Now, it’s a reality show standard to have a wild card (or two) on each show. Hair-pulling, backstabbing, boyfriend-stealing, tacky tantrums, blatant bullying…this is what the genre is made of!
And the best villains know that the shows depend on them. If they really channel their inner lunatic, these characters can land endorsement deals, book contracts, or, like Real Housewives of Atlanta star Nene Leakes (a reformed villain), they can even score a role on a legit scripted show — hello, Glee.
In 2013, the reality genre experienced a villain boom. Dance Mom’s Abby Lee Miller was like a witch out of a Grimm’s fairy tale, cackling as she tortured the hell out of her dance school students. Love & Hip Hop’s Peter Gunz seemed cool enough, but then we discovered his schizophrenic love life — five babymamas, a secret wife and a girlfriend! Here, we salute the craziest reality cast members of the year.
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Some celebrity couples are bigger than the sum of their parts. Even after they’re kaput. For these dynamic duos, it doesn’t matter how many years have passed since the breakup, how many marriages they’ve endured, or how much their star has risen or fallen — we’ll always root for them stop being silly and get back together, already. Honestly, is there anyone more right for Ryan Gosling than Rachel McAdams?
There’s something about male celebrities with good hair. They get a pass that real dudes don’t. In real life, when you see a man with better hair than you, it’s totally off-putting. First of all, it’s unfair. Secondly, if you can detect that there was actual effort involved in the creation of the ‘do, the dude suddenly seems metro and twee. But when it comes to guy stars? Fabulous hair is expected. Part of the gig. Bring on the long, bouncy, princess curls a la Jared Leto!
Who doesn’t love a juicy biopic? It’s delicious getting a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of luminaries — but only when the casting works. The actor doesn’t even have to look exactly like the icon being portrayed, as long as the performance is genius, we’re all in (hello, Ali and Mommie Dearest). But more often than not, biopic casting goes way off the rails. Lindsay Lohan and her plumped-up lips as Elizabeth Taylor? Travesty! Teenybopper-voiced Jennifer Love Hewitt as the luminous Audrey Hepburn? Unfathomable. Colin Farrell mincing about in blonde highlights as Alexander the Great? We’re giggling just thinking about it.
Athletes are like modern-day Greek gods, aren’t they? They’re bodies are flawlessly sculpted and yoked, they inspire slavish hero worship, and more often than not, they’re beautiful (were Greek gods rich? Because they’re that, too). It’s no wonder that the biggest sports stars attract some of the sexiest, most sought-after celebs in Hollywood. Yesterday, the folks at the Gossip Table had some fun picking out their favorite celeb-athlete couples, from Carrie Underwood and Mike Comrie to Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade. Now we’re taking a look at the ladies who aren’t necessarily coupled up with just one sports god — but let’s just say they have a type.
It’s the day after Thanksgiving, and we’re all feeling fat. Celebs are not immune to this feeling. In fact, they’re not immune to actually getting chubby. Like us, they stuff their faces on holidays, get a tad too amped at the craft services table, and gain pesky pregnancy weight. But unlike us, they can afford the veddy veddy best trainers, nutritionists, dieticians and lipo technicians. They can afford to pile on the pounds because they have the means to drop the lb’s faster than you can say “Jenny Craig contract.”
Last week, Christina Aguilera and Miranda Lambert showed off svelte new, slimmed-down figures at the AMA’s and Country Music Awards. In the past couple months since Princess North West was born, Kim Kardashian has gone from “Shamu” jokes (and shame on the tabloids for that) to her pre-preggo, Playboy-perfect figure. And we’re not even going to go into Perez Hilton’s flirty new physique.
Here, we celebrate the ten sexiest celeb slimdowns of the past six months. Some post-Thanksgiving feast inspo!
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