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Michelle Williams Packed On 15 Lbs Due To Her Character’s “Self-Hatred”

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Ugh, would you look at those heifers?! Just kidding! These two are so gorgeous and perfect, it’s like we died and woke up in Beautiful People Heaven. Apparently while shooting their new film Blue Valentine, Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams got into some pretty fierce competition to see who could pack on the most pounds…and Michelle won! “She gained about 15, 16 pounds. He gained 14,” said Blue Valentine director, Derek Cianfrance. “Michelle was eating a pint of ice cream for breakfast and dinner and avocado sandwiches all day. She wanted to do it. She talked about her character having a certain self-hatred.” Clearly! Why else would you eat delicious ice cream morning, noon and night if it wasn’t because you hated yourself? Or because you love ice cream?

So how did someone with the bone structure of a wood nymph gain another 1/5 of her body weight? “She ate that [Purely] Decadent stuff made with coconut milk. Supposedly the coconut milk, the oil, has a lot of fat in it, and it’s hard for your body to break it down.” Oh, so maybe her character really did hate herself. We’d personally have to lose a lot of self-esteem before we switched over to eating coconut fat. [Photo: Getty Images]

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Christmas Tree Cat Impervious To Your Southern Accent

When a cat manages a way to get to the very top of a Christmas tree with only his head ornamenting its way out of the branches, do you know what is the last thing on Earth it is going to care about or pay attention to? A super-hilarious accent.

Yes, this vid has made the round a few hundred thousand times, but if you’ve never seen it, then watching it is truly the best holiday present you can give to us. Actually, I take that back: The best holiday present you could give me personally is a Christmas tree FULL of live cat head ornaments.

(Sent to us via Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’s Sara Schaefer, who swears she has the “You are sooo ooo baayud” impression down to a science. We have no reason not to believe her.)

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Chelsea Handler Calls Angelina Jolie a “Homewrecking B—”

Remind us to never piss off Chelsea Handler. The talk show host isn’t known for being shy, but her potty-mouthed tirade against Angelina Jolie during a New Jersey gig this weekend was harsh even by her standards! In the middle of her set she leveled accusations at Angelina for breaking up Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt’s marriage back in 2005. “She’s a homewrecker!” Chelsea fumed from the stage. “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants. I don’t f—ing believe you! She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Because you’re a f—ing c—.”

The comedienne just got back from a Thanksgiving holiday in Cabo with new BFF Jennifer Aniston, and we’re gonna guess that Angie was a topic of discussion (just throwing it out there). “Chelsea hates Angelina and doesn’t for one second buy that she is this good person rescuing children in need around the world,” a friend tells Popeater’s Rob Shuter. “She thinks Angie stole another woman’s husband and should be called out for it. She thinks Angelina has used her kids to manipulate her image and gotten away with destroying a beautiful marriage. “ Chelsea’s a loyal friend, we’ll give her that much!

Check out a (very NSFW) video of the rant after the jump!

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Anne Hathaway Vs. Anne Hathaway In Australia

Love And Other Drugs may not be a hit stateside (maybe people found the idea of Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway naked and happy just a little intimidating), but that doesn’t mean the stars can give up promoting it. Jake and Anne were in Australia over the weekend, posing together in smart suits and slinky short dresses respectively. Which of Anne’s looks did you like more: the shiny golden number she wore to the premiere, or the blue sparkler she wore at a dockside press conference earlier? Check out the gallery and let us know in our TheFABLife poll.

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Emma Stone Goes Blonde, Becomes A Bombshell

We thought Emma Stone looked amazing as a redhead, but she totally blew us away with her new blonde look this weekend. Stone and about a thousand other celebs were on hand for the Trevor Live show to benefit The Trevor Project this weekend, and she earned an easy A for her new look. We hear she’s lightened her locks for her role as Gwen Stacy in the new Spiderman movie, but we kinda hope she sticks with this look for a while.

Check out our full gallery of celebrities who were in attendance to celebrate a great cause that provides a suicide support line for gay youth.

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Queen’s Underwear Put Up For Auction

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Now available for purchase: the Queen’s drawers! TMZ reports that estate of “Baron” Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi has given a pair of Queen Elizabeth II’s underwear—which the “Miami playboy” acquired in 1968—to an auction house. The granny panties, which actually predate her Grandma status, feature her trademark “E” monogram—sadly, the “TMZ” across the butt is a watermark from the photo’s source, and does not stand for The Monarch’s Zenith.

Hansons Auctioneers and Valuers who got $9,000 for a pair of Queen Victoria’s bloomers, say they hope to rope a similar pile of cash for the current Queen’s. Though Liz allegedly left her underthings on a plane in 1968 by accident, and not as a memento for the “Baron” Joseph after a brief but torrid affair, we hope this won’t stop the guy who wrote The Queen from suggesting otherwise in a prequel.

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Bristol Palin Responds To Margaret Cho With A Gay Joke (Ha?)

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Oh, those irascible Palin kids. First Willow Palin called someone a “f—-t” for dissing her mom on Facebook, now Bristol‘s getting in on the action. Unsurprisingly, the Dancing With The Stars‘ contestant took umbrage with competitor Margaret Cho saying Sarah Palin made her daughter perform on the show as payback for damaging her campaign for Vice-President in 2008. “Let me shamelessly steal from Saturday Night Live,” Bristol posted on Facebook,  “Really, Margaret? Really?…The show approached me.  I thought about it.  I made the decision.  After first worrying for me in terms of being exposed to those who hate us for what we believe in, both my mom and my dad became my number one supporters.”

Despite bemoaning Cho’s “hurtful and false narrative that people promote to make my mom look bad,” she repeatedly refers to the comedienne as her “friend.” Maybe that chumminess is why she thought she could get away with her final bon mot. “You say you ‘don’t agree with the family’s politics at all’ but I say, if you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert.” Haha, because Cho identifies as a bisexual, right? That’s why you made an incoherent reference to famous lesbians, Bristol? Lolz-a-rama! You’re sure to grab Cho’s audience with “commonsense conservative” actions like that. Cho has yet to give her two cents on Bristol’s bit of “outreach,” but we’re sure it’s coming.

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Christina Aguilera Gets Shy About Her Short Skirt

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This is not how you fight pregnancy rumors, Christina Aguilera. The singer was visibly concerned with her short skirt at a press conference for Burlesque in Tokyo this weekend—did it fit fine the other day or something? While we know it’s unkind to whisper about these things, it wouldn’t be unthinkable that Christina’s quotes about boyfriend Matthew Rutler could be building to a revelation about a certain “glow” some are detecting. Photos surfacing of Christina and Matthew together in February serve as further circumstantial evidence that they may have been dating well before her October split from husband Jordan Bratman. This story’s getting more dramatic than the movie Christina met her new man filming!

See more for photos of Christina’s crotch-blocking in the gallery below.

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Kathy Griffin’s Most Insane Yet Patriotic Outfits At 2010 VH1 Divas

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In her intro on the 2010 VH1 Divas Salute The Troops, Kathy Griffin explained that she was give a set of rules for performing in front of the evening’s crowd. “Rule number one: Entertainment must be wholesome and adhere to the standards of good taste. We f*cked that up already,” she said after pulling said rules out of her bikini bottom. From there, Griffin continued to flaunt every rule she was given and probably made the producers think about a few new ones they might want to instate next year. She also continued to flaunt her insanely taut body throughout the show. Girlfriend works OUT and isn’t afraid to show off her buns. At one point she actually looked like Popeye dressed in Latex – Katy Perry better watch her back, she’s got competition in the rubber-dress department.

In case you missed some of Griffin’s crazier looks throughout the night, check out our gallery with all her military-inspired looks below.

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George Clooney’s Got Spit In His Eye

Women tend to have different reactions to George Clooney. These can range from grabbing him, blowing kisses at him… and spitting on him. Clooney can’t help it… because ladies brain cells seem to scramble around his silver foxiness.

On a recent trip to Sudan, one the female elders in a village called Abyei, fell prey to Georgie’s charms. And her only outlet of adoration was to spit on him… for good luck. Because in Abyei, spitting on a person’s head brings good fortune rushing in, apparently. Because Clooney’s such a cool customer, he happily bore the spitting without batting an eyelid. He reportedly commented, “It was a tradition I haven’t seen. She pulls you down and spits into your hands, then she pulls your head down and spits on top of your head.”  He was in Sudan for Dateline NBC to discuss the ongoing conflict in the region. Spitting, swapping spit… we’d happily comply with any “traditions” if he was around.