by (@unclegrambo)

Charlie Sheen Is Still Crazy (For Porn Stars) After All These Years

Well well well, after what can only be described as an out of control week, Carlos Irwin Estevez — aka Charlie Sheen“voluntarily” checked himself into a rehab clinic late Friday evening. The production of Sheen’s hit CBS show, Two And A Half Men, has been shut down for the foreseeable future while Sheen cleans himself up. During that time, Charlie will surely be reflecting back on the series of events that led him to this place, a spot where he finds himself addicted to porn stars and cocaine.

While we here at TheFABLife can’t exactly trace the exact spot where Chuck Sheen got hooked on Bolivian Marching Powder, we can go back through his history and examine the relationships he’s had with women who make their money by dropping trou. So, won’t you join along with us as we walk through seventeen (!) relationships that Sheen has had with Women of the Night over the last twenty-five odd years? Enjoy…

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by (@hallekiefer)

Demi Lovato Is Out Of Rehab!

Put on your brass knuckles and hide your back-up dancers! Apparently Demi Lovato is out of rehab. According to a source close to her family, Lovato has “completed her prescribed treatment and an outpatient program near the treatment facility. For now, she is getting back to her regular routine and spending time with her family and close friends.” Earlier this month Lovato was spotted enjoying day trips out of her rehab facility and around Illinois. Now, according to TMZ, Demi will continue treatment while back in L.A. We’re glad to hear she’s back home, as long as she doesn’t take rehab recommendations from La Lohan.

In treatment since November, Lovato was recovering from the “emotional and physical issues” that lead her to sock back-up dancer Alex Welch while on the Jonas Brothers world tour. “I want to make sure my fans know how thankful I am for all their love, support and prayers during this difficult time. Thank you for standing beside me through it all,” Lovato wrote on Facebook after getting nominated for a People’s Choice Award. Congratulations to Lovato for conquering her demons; hopefully she can take a long break before heading right back into the mouse race.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Do We “Like” T-Pain’s New Facebook Tattoo?

Sure, we all spend too much time on Facebook; that doesn’t mean Facebook has to spend too much time on us. Showing off his brand-new Facebook tattoo, T-Pain tweeted “I get a tatt every time I come to Hawaii. I think this ones pretty sweet, unless facebook shuts down soon 0_o.” The rapper put up a TwitPic of his new ink, which reads “You don’t have to Like me.” Luckily Facebook will only shut down over Mark Zuckerberg‘s dead body, so we think T-Pain is safe.

As a spokesman for Toshiba, T-Pain should know better than to sell ad space for free dollars and free cents. The already-ink-covered rapper joins the parade of potentially regrettable body ink alongside Gucci Mane‘s ice cream cone tattoo and Brandy‘s phallic elephant god. If we were T-Pain’s friends, we’d have to fight the urge to click his tatt all the time, and where’s the space to leave comments? Looks like we’ll have to write them in permanent marker, like usual.

[Photo: T-Pain’s Twitter]

by (@hallekiefer)

Bruno Mars Dodges Cocaine Conviction, If He Can Keep Away From The Bad Stuff

In an example straight from Celebrities Have It Better Than Us 101, singer Bruno Mars‘s drug conviction could be erased for good behavior. The Grammy-nominated singer made a deal with the Clark County District Attorney over charges related to his September arrest for cocaine possession. Mars scored a “deferred adjudication,” meaning if he keeps his nose clean, physically and metaphorically, for twelve months, his conviction will be wiped from his record. Hmm, a professional musician abstaining from coke for an entire year?  Maybe this deal isn’t as sweet as we first thought…

According to the arrangement set up by his attorney Blair Berk, Mars has to perform 200 hours of community service and undergo private counseling in exchange for a guilty plea. At the end of the year, it’s like his conviction never happened. We hope Bruno can power through 2011 drug-free, then he can go back to doing coke like crazy! That’s…that’s how the deal works, right?


Someone Stole Mel Gibson’s Copy Of The Beaver!

Looks like someone couldn’t wait two months to see Mel Gibson‘s The Beaver. Police are investigating the disappearance of a DVD copy of the film, due in late March, that Summit Entertainment gave to the actor. Mel reportedly placed the disc in his mailbox this morning for a messenger to take back to the studio, only to have it go missing before the staffer arrived. Look on the bright side guys, must be nice to know after all Mel’s abuse drama that at least one person is anticipating the Jodie Foster-directed flick.

One person we can probably take off the suspect list is Jude Law. According to the Enquirer, Law is upset that his Sherlock Holmes 2 co-star Robert Downey Jr. still claims to “love” Gibson despite his violent, racist outbursts (Gibson produced—and paid the insurance bond for—The Singing Detective, RDJ’s first film after his notorious meltdown). RumorFix got Robert’s rep to slap the rumor (“Robert and Jude are still sleeping together. Sorry to disappoint the Enquirer”), but after Mel’s Hangover 2 cameo controversy, it wouldn’t be the first sign that Hollywood is having a civil war over Mel.

by (@hallekiefer)

Rihanna Takes It Off Again In New Sexting Photos

Some people never learn from their mistakes. Other people learn that the more half-naked sexts you send, the more hot dudes you can rake it. New steamy sexting photos of Rihanna have popped up over at MediaTakeOut, and girl looks better than ever in just undies and an asymmetrical cut. While the site won’t definitively confirm the recipient of the pics, they strongly imply the lucky guy was a “popular sports star” recently dating the flame-haired star. The hair timeline definitely lines up! They also claim the unnamed guy “exchanged” photos with the What’s My Name singer, meaning if Rihanna ever feels like it, it could be naked Matt Kemp Christmas!

Rihanna has been burning up lately, between her alleged lesbian romance and S&M photos. But let’s not forget the even steamier pics that turned up after her break-up with Chris Brown. We’re starting to suspect it could be Rihanna herself releasing these photos just to announce that her hotness is now back on the market. Which would make her a certifiable genius.

[Photo: MediaTakeOut]


Dude! Jeff Bridges’ Top 10 Grooviest Looks

Jeff Bridges has that rare quality of being a legacy in a major Hollywood dynasty — his father Lloyd had a storied acting career, brother Beau has been in the business all his life — who is also completely un-Hollywood. Today’s Jeff Bridges renaissance started with his Oscar-winning role in Crazy Heart and it’s continued in all it’s fully-bearded glory with his second consecutive Academy Award nomination for Best Actor for True Grit and the hit Tron: Legacy. To pay homage to a man whose career is as diverse as his facial hair, we dug through the archives to find the most amazing shots of Bridges throughout the years. Scouring from the 70’s on, we realized that this guy has a love for groovy jackets and well-groomed mustaches no matter what decade. It’s pretty clear that The Dude has style.

10. The Only Man Who Can Upstage Clooney

9. Sensitive Ponytail Man

8. Full Beard, Crazy Heart

7. Keeping It In The Family

6. Call Sign “Sweet ‘Stache”

5. Mad For Plaid (Part 1)

4. A Star Is Born

3. The Wolfman’s Brother

2. Mad For Plaid (Part 2)

1. Man, Wife And Palm Frond Shirt

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by (@hallekiefer)

Diddy Sued For $1 Trillion For Causing 9/11

We’ve all heard conspiracy nuts claiming 9/11 was an inside job; we had no idea it allegedly came from inside P. Diddy‘s living room. Accordingly to RadarOnline, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is suing P. Diddy for $1 trillion for causing 9/11. Wilson accused rapper Sean Combs, ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and victim of police brutality Rodney King for, among other things, demolishing the World Trade Center. According to Turks, “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair.” Yeah, it’s never a good sign when the most reasonable accusation in your lawsuit is that Puff Daddy organized the biggest terrorist attack in U.S. history.

Turks requested a restraining order against the Diddy Dirty Money star and seeks $900 billion dollars in child support for their alleged son Cornelius Wilson, as well as $100 billion for “loss of income.” While a judge refused to set up a temporary restraining order (WE WONDER WHY), a hearing date was set for Monday, January 31. So people can pretty much sue anyone for anything now, right? We’ll have to remember that the next time there’s a national tragedy…or we need $900 billion dollars.

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Lil’ Kim Really Wants To Keep This Beef With Nicki Minaj Alive

Last November, Lil’ Kim and Nicki Minaj were engaged in a little war of words. Maybe you’ll recall that Lil’ Kim’s song “Black Friday,” released the day after Thanksgiving, basically tore Minaj a new one, with lyrics calling Minaj a “Lil’ Kim Clone” among other things, and mocked her album “Pink Friday.” Kim’s diss track was a response to Minaj calling Kim a “has been” on the song “Roman’s Revenge” earlier in the year.

It seemed like in 2011, everything was copacetic and the beef had blown over, but Lil’ Kim has struck back yet again with a mixtape also called Black Friday, which will release on February 14. Kim tweeted yesterday “Black Friday the mixtape – 2/14/11- WHO THE F— WANT WAR? #ItsBlackFridayHoe LEGOOOO!!!!!” Not so subtle, that one. Minaj has yet to respond to the Tweet but she maintains that she’s got nothing but love for Kim. Love, not war, ladies! The album comes out on Valentine’s Day, can’t we all just share some UR SWEET and BE MINE candy hearts and get along?

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by (@hallekiefer)

Javier Bardem Opens Up About Working The Pole

Chris Rock always warned parents to keep their daughters off the pole, but he didn’t mention anything about their sons. We guess now that he has an Oscar nomination under his belt, Javier Bardem can discuss his stripping career. “I did it as a joke, for some friends at first. But a guy in the bar we were in spotted me and hired me for the next day,” Javier admits. Doesn’t this basically imply that Javier was already hanging out in a male strip club, in order for this to happen? No judgments!

While most of us are imagining Penelope Cruz’s baby daddy as a tip-drill of unlimited talent, it turns out Bardem was roughty 10,000 times less sexy than we would have hoped. “I was so bad, I did it to “Leave Your Hat On”, and I had to get my mother and sister to cheer me on,” Bardem admits. Thank god Javier found something he is actually good at; most moms only carry a limited number of bills at a time. Now if he wants to be showered by $20s, he can just hit the ATM and stand in front of a Vornado in the privacy of his own home.