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Style Wars: B-List Battle

A quartet of mediocre actresses concluded their hump day by partying at West Hollywood’s nightclub du jour Trousdale, each rockin’ their own individual style. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz stepped out in a blazer and floral mini while Watchmen‘s Malin Akerman went casual in skinnies and a brown bomber jacket. Brittany Snow got her groove on in tie-dye whereas Camilla Belle donned basic black with booties. Whose look do you love? [Photos: Splash News]

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Clash Of The Titans Premiere: Release The Pratt!

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For a movie hoping to follow Avatar and Alice In Wonderland into the impressive crop of 2010 3-D blockbusters, Clash Of The Titans couldn’t muster much support from Hollywood’s elite. We get why Lisa Rinna scored a ticket to the LA premiere—husband Harry Hamlin starred in the ’80s version—but Alyssa Milano? Stephanie Pratt? Antonio Sabato, Jr.? The Used? Whoever was in charge of the guest list might have been better off letting hot rising stars Sam Worthington and Alexa Davalos hype the movie without those red carpet revelers—judging from the ads, the film will provide more than enough mythological beasts of yore. See the parade in the gallery below.

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Bronx Wentz Does His Best Bad Guy Impression

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We never thought we’d use ‘cute’ and ‘Pete Wentz‘ in the same sentence, but here we go: Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson‘s son Bronx is cute. Really cute! In fact, the kid is so adorable, he actually makes his insufferable father seem sweet and amiable. Perhaps this is the entire reason stars pop kids out – to improve their own image. We’d sure as hell loathe Jennifer Garner if it wasn’t for her two little girls. Maybe this is why single stars like Kim Kardashian are always lugging around their nieces and nephews in public?

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Angelina Jolie “Totally Psycho,” Says Bodyguard

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One of those loose-lipped bodyguards finally broke lose from the Brangelina compound, and, boy, did he have some dirt to tell InTouch Weekly. “In my opinion, the real Angelina [Jolie] is self-centered and a control freak. She has no patience at all. She doesn’t do things out of the kindness of her heart. And she’s totally psycho.” And she’s a bad mama, too! “She screams and yells a lot, then walks away…She would punish them with silence. I think she could be abusive at times in a mental way.” She even has a tendency to giggle while the children cry! So where’s Brad Pitt during all this drama?

According to “Bill,” the Ocean’s Eleven hero just tunes his former “spontaneous sex” partner out, usually sleeping in separate beds. “She’ll call him from the set to interrogate him. His face goes white, and he just stares at his feet…[Eventually, he'll] put her on speaker and walk away from the phone. Angelina will hang up and continue calling until one of the staff picks up.” If Brad’s not aching to bolt the funny farm, we’ll just have to wait for Maddox’s Mommie Dearest to find out if things are as bad as they sound.

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Britney Spears Shows Off Her Sloppy Chic On Rodeo

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Crazy, who’s crazy? If walking around LA in huge glasses, sloppy hair and a strapless white mini-dress that could double as lingerie makes Britney Spears crazy, then who isn’t crazy? The star was spotted taking leave of her father’s care on Rodeo Drive Wednesday, beaming at the paparazzi as she did a little shopping. If Brit-Brit’s frustrated with her lack of control over her life, she wasn’t mouthing “help me” to the paps yesterday. Maybe Jason Trawick said she could buy another tiara.

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Sandra Bullock Leaves The House, Chaos Ensues

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Sandra Bullock has Jesse James and his peen to thank for this mess. The actress – who, lest we forget, won an Oscar last month – left her Hollywood Hills home in a giant floppy blue hat in the back of a Mercedes. She ended up at the Beverly Hills home of Gabriel Brener, a super rich dude who owns a real estate investment firm and the Houston Dynamo soccer team.

Us Weekly is reporting that Sandy is set to dump Jesse, and that their conversations have been bitter and angry at best. Says a source, “When they do talk, it’s very little and very nasty. She won’t forgive him for this.” She’s also apparently looking into how to remain a part of her step-daughter Sunny’s life. Most important, however, is Us Weekly‘s allegation that Jesse “tortured young rats” as a child. Because that has so much to do with nailing skanks. Lord help us all.

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Alleged Reggie Bush Mistress Denies All At Press Conference

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As hard as it might be to believe (who could resist the Vanilla Ice eyebrow?), Reggie Bush did not cheat on Kim Kardashian with this woman. Waitress January Gessert, joined by lawyer/perennial “other woman” wrangler Gloria Allred, criticized the media for assuming the worst when she partied with the NFL star earlier this month. “I am shocked, frightened and crushed that leaving a friend’s house can be so misconstrued to turn my whole life upside down…I cannot believe the lengths the media will go to create a completely fabricated story just to boost ratings.”

Reggie Bush mocked rumors last week on Twitter, laughing “Clarification 4 the dummies aka the media, January is a long time friend of mine & has been dating my best friend for 6 months. Sorry! Lol!…ALL THE LADIES, STEP RIGHT UP! If you would like to be the next person linked to dating Reggie Bush all you gotta do is stand next to him!!!” Gessert, though, is not amused. “Meanwhile, I wake up with anxiety, afraid to answer the front door or my phone because it may mean having to respond to more false reports about me.” Is she going to sue “the media” for harassment? Why else did she need Rachel Uchitel‘s lawyer there—class by association?

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Lindsay Lohan Accuses Someone Of Abuse In Twitter Rant

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Lindsay Lohan‘s Twitter is in full effect this morning. When we hopped online at 6:45 AM EST the actress was in the middle of a massive Twitter meltdown, in which she claims someone she knows punched her in the stomach tonight. She then accuses this person of previous abuse and word vomits about her experiences as a child of a violent parent.

As with all things Lindsay-related, it’s both utterly sad and completely nonsensical. She uses words like “dhioner” (dishonor?) and “denituy” (uh, we have NO idea), and has already erased some of her tweets. Lucky for all of us, we caught almost all of them before she pressed the delete button. Looks like the only one we missed was the one that started off her tweeting: “Someone, who I’ve mentioned in the past, due to hitting me, punched me in the stomache tonight*i always ask myself, why? Why me?”

Lindsay was apparently at a Star Magazine party tonight (A strange place for someone who so vehemently hates the tabloids to go, but whatevs) and was later seen splayed out in the backseat of a car going through a Wendy’s drive thru at 3:30 AM (pics below). Now might be a good time for those cops to put Lindsay under a 5150 and ship her off to the psychiatric ward. Please?

Update: Lindsay has deleted all above tweets and is now Twittering about how she got a good night’s sleep – even though she was up just a couple hours ago ranting. SOS, someone.

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American Idol: This Is What Becomes Of The Broken-Hearted

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Apologies to our readers – we wear our age on our sleeve because we said that the American Idol musical guest on Wednesday would be Diddy. We had no idea it would actually be Diddy-Dirty Money. There is, apparently, a difference. That difference is two additional women, an all-white costume closet, and strobe lights. In addition to DDM, we also got treated to an Auto-Tuned performance by Usher and a svelter-than-ever Ruben Studdard. Let’s hope that if the Idol hopefuls this season take a cue from anyone gracing the stage, it’s Ruben – he still sounds great and he and Clay Aiken are hitting the road together this summer! Frenemies: The Tour! Of course that was all filler, what we were waiting for was the moment when Didi Benami (a.k.a. C&C Music and Tear Factory) got kicked off. Now where will we get our fix of unprokoved weeping?
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Visions of Love, Glitter And Butterflies: The Mariah Carey Musical

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If the Spice Girls can have a musical made about their lives, then why not Mariah CareyBroadwayWorld.com is reporting that Mariah is hoping to bring the story of her life to the Great White Way in the near future, but it’s unclear whether Mimi will star herself.

A source explained that if Mariah doesn’t star in it, she has some ideas about who should. “Names being tossed around include High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens and Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria. But Mariah secretly likes the idea of Leona Lewis playing her,” the source said.

If we may, we think an even better idea is to hire the woman from Bulgarian Idol who sang “Ken Lee” (otherwise known as “I Can’t Live (If Living Is Without You”). There are no further details about the musical so far, but we’re willing to bet that Glitter will be totally glossed over, which is just wrong. [Photo: Getty Images]