Bar Rafaeli Goes On A Rampage


What do Gisele Bundchen and Bar Rafaeli have in common – other than being super hot and both ex-girlfriends of Leonardo DiCaprio? Leo’s most recent ex Bar is taking over for the pregnant Gisele in a new ad campaign for Rampage. Bar appears in everything from sexy lingerie to business suits for the new campaign, which was shot by legendary photographer (and Real Housewives Of New York Kelly Bensimon‘s ex), Gilles Bensimon. [Photo: Gilles Bensimon]

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Dear Kitten Man: I’ll Marry You.

Even when this dude is singing about killing himself and his ex-girlf, we have to admit: He remains adorable. The handfuls of kitty tissues he’s holding are not hurting his cause either. Seriously, if the star of this video is reading this: Poke me on Friendster. Beep me if you have to. I’ll be waiting. (Yes, that’s a threat.)

Via my source for all things joyful, Buzzfeed and The Outside Joke.


TRAILER MIX: Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland Gets an LSD For Effort!

The trailer for the most highly anticipated movie on Earth, Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, is upon us. The movie is scheduled for release in March of 2010, but no matter: The studio has still pulled out all the CGI’d stops to whet the palates of cinematic geeks the world over.

Our thoughts? It’s definitely got a certain Jumanji-ness to it, what with the same technology used in those Iron Jay sketches to create Helena Bonham Carter’s huge head. But putting our Haters Gonna Hate Gif on pause for a moment, we will also add that as usual, Johnny Depp will save the day. This will be one of those big screen adventures that will either be a visual masterpiece, like The Matrix, or the devil’s acid trip, like Speed Racer. Either way, we’re there. You?

by (@katespencer)

DEA Searches Jackson’s Doctor’s Office For Evidence Of Manslaughter


Things aren’t looking good for Dr. Conrad Murray, who cared for Michael Jackson at the singer’s home. Federal agents are apparently raiding his Houston office right now, and his lawyer told TMZ that they were there to search for evidence “of the offense of manslaughter.” Yikes!

“We can confirm that a search warrant was executed today on Dr. Murray’s offices in Houston, Texas,” said Conrad’s attorney in a statement. “We reviewed the warrant and remained on the premises while the search was being executed. The search was conducted by members of the DEA, two Robbery – Homicide detectives from the Los Angeles Police Department and Houston Police officers. The search warrant authorized law enforcement to search for and seize items, including documents, they believed constituted evidence of the offense of manslaughter.”

Feds apparently believe that Murray may have provided Jackson with a fatal dose of meds that possibly killed the star. The doctor was with M.J. when he went into cardiac arrest, he even performed CPR on the singer before an ambulance arrived. [Photo: GettyImages]


Taco Bell Chihuahua Dies

Fly the flag at half mast, today is a sad day. “Gidget,” the actress best known for her “Yo quiero Taco Bell” ad campaign, has passed away from a stroke. The 15-year-old Chihuahua “made so many people happy,” said her trainer, Sue Chipperton. Sue joked that Gidget, who was mostly retired, “always knew where the camera was,” and spent her last days laying in the sun.

Try to wipe your tears away, smile, and tuck into a Gordita supreme and eat it quietly; it’s what Gidget would have wanted.  [Source: People]


The 15 Most Annoying Movies Yet to Come Out in 2009

2009 is halfway done, and while there have been a fair share of annoying movies to come out, we’ve only just begun. Here is a list of the 15 Most Annoying Movies Yet to Come Out in 2009.

15. The Ugly Truth
Stars: Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler
Release: July 24th
IMDB’s Plot: A macho morning TV show correspondent (Butler) makes a bet with his love-challenged producer (Heigl): If his tips on how to land and keep a guy don’t work, he’ll quit the business. But while he coaches her through a fledgling romance, can he avoid falling for her, and vice versa?

Why It Looks Annoying: The answer to the question in that plot summary’s last sentence: Yes. Yes, he can, and she can, and they should. Also, Katherine Heigl. If I could put her and Jordin Sparks in a cement car and push them out into the Atlantic, uhwould.

14. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Stars: Jason Lee, Zachary Levi, Drew Barrymore
Release: Christmas Day
IMDB’s Plot: Plot unknown. Ed. Note: It’s Chipmunks Doin’ Sh*t.

Why It Looks Annoying: Merry Christmas, Universe! Off to get a hysterectomy to ensure that no child ever, ever forces me to sit through this.

Top 13 Most Annoying Movie Releases to Come Out in ’09 Ahead!

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Sienna Miller’s Action Figure “A Bit Off”


Sienna Miller is starring in her first real action role in this summer’s G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra and with that comes the first action figure made in her likeness. (Oh, how we would have loved an Edie Sedgwick doll with which to reenact Factory Girl.) Unfortunately, the action figure has some flaws that Miller isn’t loving. “My doll is cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen,” Miller said of The Baroness figurine. “Action figures are always a bit off, aren’t they? Oddly enough from side on, it is definitely me but front on she looks sort of possessed.”

From the description, we’re imagining Jay Leno with a lazy eye, squeezed into a leather catsuit. Sound like a real American hero gone wrong to us. [Photo: GettyImages]


Nas Announces Birth Of Baby Boy

Divorcing couple Nas and Kelis welcomed a baby boy today and Nas announced his son’s debut in a video.  “My son is born today! Shout out to my son Knight,” Nas declares of his newborn spawn. This baby is indeed born at quite a hectic time: Kelis was set to attend a child support hearing yesterday, but missed it when she went into labor, and the former couple have been feuding over finances since they announced their split.


EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan’s XXX Spoof Star: “She And I Would Get Along”

Lindsay Lohan‘s antics play out daily in the media, and now the troubled redhead is being spoofed in a new porno, “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan.” The flick shows Lindsay, played by Scarlett Fay, pulling all kinds of stunts, from pushing Scarlett Johannson in a pool to fighting and making up with lover Samantha Ronson to hooking up with porn legend Ron Jeremy.

The FABlife spoke to Scarlett about what it was like to play Hollywood’s most troubled “Firecrotch.” “I thought it would be a lot of fun,” Scarlett tells The FABlife. “She’s all over the media and Dylan Ryan played Samantha. She fits Sam to a tee.”

Of course a porn spoof featuring Lindsay and Sam would feature some hot girl on girl action, and Scarlett says that her lesbian scenes with Dylan went off just perfectly. “That was a lot of fun. It was perfect chemistry wise. We were laughing the entire time, and it all came together.”

Although Lindsay’s dad Michael recently told the New York Post he thinks the spoof is “disgusting,” Scarlett seems to think Lindsay wouldn’t be so mad about it. “I don’t really picture Lindsay being crazy upset about it. She is in tabloids all the time. She and I may even get along!” Scarlett laughs.

Check out the video segment above from “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan,” which comes out next Tuesday, July 28th.

by (@katespencer)

Are Sarah Jessica And Matthew Living Apart?


Could there be drama brewing in the West Village? British tabloid Look magazine says that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are going to be living in separate homes. Apparently the pair has decided that – after 12 years of marriage and the birth of twin daughters in June – it’d be wise for SJP to crash in a cushy Brooklyn brownstone with the kids while Broderick remains in their Manhattan townhouse.

Here’s a source’s scoop: “Sarah clearly loves Manhattan but she has three children now. It might be better for them to grow up somewhere calmer. But Matthew loves their townhouse in Manhattan because it’s close to his work on Broadway.” The friend adds, “It would be a surprising decision to make so soon after the arrival of their twins. Having the babies born healthy and happy was a dream come true, so it’s strange that they might have to spend some time apart at this stage.”

It definitely seems strange to us, especially because Brooklyn is not that far from Broadway (trust us, we live there). Is trouble brewing in their posh paradise, or is this just another bogus break-up rumor?  [Photo: GettyImages]