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Fergie Fills Out

Fergie‘s new role in the movie Nine is finger licking good; right down to the last crumb of fish and chips the singer says she scarfed down to gain thirteen pounds for her new role. “I ate everything,” she said. “Fish and chips-everything fried-things I don’t normally eat.” Now the actress plans to slim down by going back to diet designs, a food delivery service. Still, Josh Duhamel‘s fiance says she won’t skip out on Thanksgiving. “I like a good pumpkin pie-that’s my favorite-with homemade whipped cream. Whipped cream from scratch. I’ll eat it for breakfast, always,” she says. [Source: Us; Photo: Splash News Online]

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Mickey Rourke Drops F-Bomb, Apologizes

The internet is telling us that Mickey Rourke is possibly banging his much younger co-star Evan Rachel Wood, best known for humping Marilyn Manson in a sea of blood. Both Mickey and Evan (seen above looking like a couple of f*ck buddies) are denying the rumors, and Rourke went a bit nuts – as he is known to do – when asked about it by paparazzi on Sunday night. He ranted:

“Do I look like I’m dating Evan Rachel Wood this evening, guys? C’mon, get a grip. She’s a good friend, that’s about it. Tell that f****t who wrote all that shit in the paper I’d like to break his f*cking legs.”

Needless to say that didn’t go over to well with, oh, everyone, so Mickey had to apologize with that old Hollywood favorite: the statement.

“I want to sincerely apologize for the derogatory word I used. It was insensitive and inappropriate of me and I am deeply sorry that I may have offended anyone.”

[Photo: WireImage]

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Birth Dating: Who’s Older? Calista Flockhart Or Demi Moore?

Ten years ago, Calista Flockhart was starring on Ally McBeal while Demi Moore was known for big flops (Striptease! The Scarlet Letter!) and being married to Bruce Willis. Today, Flockhart is starring on Brothers & Sisters and Moore is known for being married to Ashton Kutchner (her latest movies aren’t big enough to even qualify as flops). Both were born on November 11th. Which one is older?

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John Mayer: Happy. No Really, He Is.

Praise be! The Cassanova of Adult-Contemporary Music has returned to his beloved blog, and he’s addressing all the questions and concerns you’ve had in his absence. That’s right! Yesterday, John Mayer returned to the blogging fold in order to make us aware of his whereabouts (which we pretty much knew about from UsWeekly) and his side project (code name: Jennifer Aniston?).

Seems John-Boy has tired of playing games with the paparazzi for his own personal gain, and from here on out is going to be laying low, “[concentrating] on keeping my heart and soul correct and then redecorat[ing] around it.” More important than anything though, Mayer is happy — and who wouldn’t be? Being hounded by the same paparazzi you invited into your life sounds great, and who could overlook the career joys of being a tabloid staple first, and a musician second?

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Rose McGowan Flashes Her Glasses

Rose McGowan has been spotted wearing “geek chic” eyeglasses before, but this possibly marks the first time she’s worn them at an event. And what’s the occasion? A book party, naturally!

OK, it was the release of a photography book by Matthew Rolston, but that was literary enough for the Planet Terror bombshell to unleash her inner librarian. Between this and her hosting responsibilities on Turner Movie Classics, it feels like the star of the upcoming Red Sonja is setting herself up as a nerd pin-up for guys who wish Tina Fey was more prone to blow shit up. We totally approve.

[Photo: FilmMagic]

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Brit’s Kid Is Okay, But Are Her Parenting Skills?

Deep breaths, everyone! Britney Spears’ son Jayden was hospitalized yesterday, but the kid is going to be fine. The poor little guy had a severe allergic reaction to something (Cheetos?) he ate, and amazingly it wasn’t his mama’s fault. Or was it?

This was the first time Brit’s been able to take the boys out of California since Kevin was granted full custody, and she somehow managed to screw it up. A source close to the star and her ex alleges that Kevin will “want a full accounting of the menu on Sunday.” Shouldn’t he know it was a Starbucks n’ Marlboro casserole?  [Photo: FilmMagic]

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Report: Kelly Osbourne Engaged!

Ahhhh – just as one Rock Daughter’s rushed marriage hits the rocks, one of our actual favorite RD’s made good is heading down the aisle. Britain’s Star magazine is reporting in this week’s issue that Kelly Osborne is engaged to her model boyfriend Luke Worrall and planning a Vegas wedding next spring. Luke popped the big question in September, but the couple has been keeping it quiet for now.

“They want their wedding to be fun rather than a big, solemn occasion, which is why they are thinking something Vegas-style would work best. They are even toying with the idea of an Elvis-themed ceremony,” the mag says.

Uh. Well, no points for originality there, but we’ll gloss over that as we think they look super sweet together. We can’t wait for the wedding pics — especially as they’re rumored to be having a week-long wedding celebration at a private resort in St Lucia. Actually, we’d pay just to hear Ozzy’s father-of-the-bride wedding speech. And take a look at what Sharon’s mother-of-the-bride outfit and surgery package would entail. Woop!

[Source: Star magazine, Photo: WireImage]

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Guy Reunited With Boys Under Madonna’s Strict Rules

If we were of a more cynical bent, we’d start to thinking that the British tabloids were on Guy Ritchie‘s side in the Madonna split. Ahem. (Imagine such a thing!) Just hours after The Sun printed some totally adorable shots of Guy meeting little Rocco and David Banda at London’s Gatwick airport (we learned Guy ate a Danish pastry while waiting for the boys to arrive, he’d taken “time out from filming his movie” to meet them and “overjoyed Rocco ran into his dad’s outstretched arms when they saw each other.” That’s it, we’re officially blubbing!), the Mail reported that Madge has sent through a list of demands for while the boys stay with him. Among the rules:

  • Under no circumstances should they read newspapers, magazines or be allowed to watch TV or DVDs.
  • They must adhere to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet at all times.
  • All water they drink should be Kaballah water.
  • They should not be bought toys which are spiritually or ethically unsound.
  • At bedtime, Guy should read the English Rose books that Madonna wrote.

Wow, they all sound “reasonable.” Those boys get to have a lot of fun, don’t they?

[Source: The Sun, The Daily Mail Photo: FilmMagic)

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Naked Pics Of Cheetah Girl Flaunting Butt Hits Web

Adrienne Bailon is one of the hotties in the Disney-endorsed girl group The Cheetah Girls, and she’s also engaged to Kim Kardashian‘s brother Robert. She’s mostly flown under the D List radar, but her stock is about to explode after semi-nude pictures of the cute singer flaunting her bare ass were stolen off her laptop and leaked onto the web. A thief nabbed her computer at JFK airport, and while it was eventually returned, he made off with the sexy photos which were apparently taken as a gift for her and Robert’s anniversary. Looks like she’s marrying into the right family!

Adrienne apologized to her fans through her lawyer, and she’s also gearing up to take legal action against the sleazebag who stole her stuff. But we’d urge Adrienne to check out her ranking on Google Trends and then thank the guy. Before we saw her butt we had no idea who she was, and now we can’t get enough! This is how her future sister-in-law made her career blossom, after all. We smell success – and it’s all thanks to her ass.

Wanna see Adrienne nekkid? Check out the pics, but remember, they aren’t NSFW! [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Sarah Palin’s Humiliation Gets Even Worse

While Democrats hungry for schadenfreude are going to love the latest examples of Sarah Palin‘s post-election humiliation, we have to admit: no Vice-Presidential nominee has ever had to deal with this level of crap.

For instance, if John McCain had won, it’s hard to imagine that porn director Cezar Capone would be offering Joe Biden $2 million dollars to appear in a porn film. In an open letter on palinsupermilf.com, the self-proclaimed “KING of all ‘MILF’ films” invites the Alaskan governor to help him create “a glossy, adult production starring a beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world -the most desirable woman over 40!” Being a gentleman, Capone will even throw in another $100,000 if Todd will cum along (yeah, we went there). “Please do not take this offer in jest, as it is completely legitimate,” says Capone. “We at Cezar Capone are prepared to put the money in escrow immediately.” For some reason, we think she’ll stick with preparing for a 2012 presidential run.

Up in Alaska, and surrounded by handlers, Palin can probably ignore this kind of mockery. But what she can’t ignore are the RNC representatives waiting for her to return all the clothes they bought her family. There might be a problem, though—according to her father, some items might be lost. Like the kids’ underwear.

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