Ellen DeGeneres and Porta de Rossi were married this Saturday at their home in California. Both women wore Zac Posen and exchanged Neil Lane rings in front of just 19 people, including their mommies. The paparazzi crashed the big event with their giant lenses, which is thankfully how we can bring you the above photo.
Looks like it’s time to breakout those Team Jolie t-shirts again! No, it’s not another battle over Brad Pitt‘s love, but a straight out attack from the always-entertaining lunatic Roseanne Barr. Roseanne had her nails out when she took to her blog to rip Angelina Jolie a new one for not endorsing Barack Obama.
In a post from Friday, Roseanne addresses Jon Voight (the actress’ father): “Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.”
Amy WInehouse is currently performing at the V Festival in the UK, and spent the first getting booed by the very wise fans. On day two Amy ranted at the audience, “You’re a really nuts crowd,” she slurred. “I’m not on drugs, honest. So boo you guys for yesterday.”
That wasn’t the only instance of Brits exhibiting brilliance when it comes to Wino. Metro reports today that in a recent survey of 3,500 UK peeps asking what famous people have popped up in their nightmares, Amy Winehouse came out on top! Check out the pics below of Amy at her most monstrous – is there any question as to why she scored top prize?
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Following his bizarre impromptu press conference with photographers on Saturday, John Mayer headed into celebrity favorite Latin American restaurant La Esquina in downtown New York City. Witnesses told Scandalist that “John appeared stoic and kept his hoodie on the entire time while he hung out with friends,” inside the underground hotspot. “He was quiet and did not talk much and seemed out of it,” before leaving at about 12:30 am. Maybe he got in all his talking for the day when he rambled on to the paparazzi earlier about just being, “a man who ended a relationship” and revealed that he is “going through something that’s a very personal thing.” [Photo:Getty]
Tyra Banks‘ diva alter ego took Manhattan on Tuesday like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghosterbusters. The host kept her Tyra Banks Show audience waiting for almost two hours at her West 26th Street studio during a taping of Celebrating Black Models, Past, Present and Future. The audience, filled mostly with aspiring models, sat in silence while Tyra enjoyed craft service and schmoozed backstage with her iconic model guests, including Beverly Johnson, Veronica Webb, Chanel Iman and Tameka Jacobs.
The talk show host closed the episode by herding the entire studio audience onto the NYPD-manned streets. The diva, surrounded by her bodyguards, watched as black balloons were released into the sky. The crowd buzzed about the stunt’s negative effect on the environment, but nothing would rain on Tyra’s narcissistic parade.
One audience member said, “It was so disorganized, people fell over the press outside and almost trampled two little girls. Tyra was acting like it was a live sporting event instead of the most self-indulgent, narcissistic crap.” The show’s representatives had no comment. [Source: New York Post; Top photo: FilmMagic]
Yes, Kim Kardashian is a maniac – crazy about herself, mostly. This weekend she ventured where every other Hollywood hag has gone before and danced around with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas. She put her best stilettoed foot forward, displayed her crazy face, and coated her eye-lids with tiny furry animals to accentuate her already fake lashes. Even if her butt is real, everything else hanging off this chick has gotta be synthetic. But as Kim knows – plastic makes perfect! [Photos: WireImage]
Entourage star Adrian Grenier has his hands in the air like he just doesn’t care about his recent breakup with Transformers 2 star Isabel Lucas. The shirtless actor was all smiles as he strolled along the beach and took in some rays with a mysterious blond clad in a black bikini. The couple split soon after Isabel was in a much-publicized car accident with co-star Shia LaBeouf. Apparently, Shia’s crushed hand wasn’t the wreck’s only casualty! “It wasn’t working out,” says a source. “Adrian saw her with Shia and that was kind of it – the crash, their hanging out. He obviously didn’t appreciate it.”
Well, it appears that hitting the waves — and maybe that blond — is Grenier’s remedy for mending a broken heart. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Shaquille O’Neal and wife Shaunie have reconciled after he filed for divorce in September.
“Neither one of us could probably answer why we were getting one in the first place,” Shaunie told the Associated Press on Thursday.
Shaq, who in June blamed former Lakers teammate Kobe Bryant for the demise of his marriage in a disparaging rap, filed papers last year stating that Shaunie was “secretive” with her finances while she claimed Shaq had caused her “emotional pain and embarrassment.”
Shaunie continued, “Things have been going so great, that someone actually had to remind us that ‘Hey, you do remember those papers are still there.’ Literally, it was days ago. So, we’ve agreed that before we leave Florida in a few days we’ll make sure that that’s gone away.”
Shaq and Shaunie married in a lavish ceremony in 2002 and have four children together. They also each have one child from previous relationships. [Photo:Getty Images]
Courtenay Semel is clearly not satisfied with all the press she’s getting these days from tapping Tila Tequila, so she’s now speaking to the respectable British tabloid News of the World about the good ol’ days when she and Lindsay Lohan were an item. Semel said of their torrid affair, “At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped.”
Courtenay then goes into great detail about the lesbian life of Lindsay. Her accusations?
- Lindsay nailed a bunch of dudes to suppress her urges with women and give off the impression that she was straight (and also slutty).
- Got hooked on drugs as a way of escaping her “double life.”
- The starlet was doing it with Courtenay and Sam at the same time.
- A friend of Court’s said the two would “do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together,” and that the actress found Samantha to be a stable influence in her life, supposedly calling her “the father I never had.”
Which means that now, Lindsay is boning her “dad.” [News of the World]
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The ALMA Award Show on Sunday was probably a fun scene. Celebs like Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba and the cast of Ugly Betty were all in attendance and looked gorgeous and glam and some well-deserving shows like Battlestar Galactica and How I Met Your Mother received awards. The ceremonies will air on September 12th on ABC, but what you may not see are the backstage photos that look no different than dorky class photos. If the ALMA Awards were a high school, here’s what would be in its 2008 yearbook.
Homecoming Queen: Paula Abdul
Excellence In Shop Class: Dave Navarro