Dane Cook has abandoned an attempt to keep his apartment of ten years, despite moaning that the pad, once rented by John Belushi and Steve Martin, is his creative muse as well as the place he keeps a dog that no one cleans up after. According to TMZ, Cook will still pay a couple tens of Gs in shit-related damages despite losing his claim. Softening the blow is the fact that Dane Cook still owns a home worth $7 million. “The new place is perfect,” said Dane’s dog, “perfect…for me to poop on!”
The University Of Idaho Vandals may not be the most promising team of this year’s college football team, but they’re certainly the spiciest. First the team got grief for putting the team logo on the ass of their pants. Now their Spirit Squad is making headlines with skimpy outfits they’ve since been forced to abandon. “A number of fans were concerned that the uniforms were inappropriate,” said the Unviersity’s dean of students. “To be fair, there were a number of fans who liked them.” Hopefully those horndog fans won’t be put off by their new outfit—a longer skirt and less revealing top—when it debuts October 4th. It has to be better than the football jersey and shorts ensemble they’ve been rocking since the controversy started.
The Boston Herald claims that Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane has been spending quality time with Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids On The Block, who recently filed for divorce from the mother of his two children (the split is said to be amicable). According to the paper’s source, “Aubrey was in Hartford with Danity Kane for a show, and I guess Donnie had seen her on TV and sought her out. I think the date went better than she expected . . . really well.”
Seeing as how O’Day is an aspiring actress (she’s doing Hairspray on Broadway) in a pre-fab pop group, she’s got a lot in common with Wahlberg, a successful actor (if not quite on brother Mark’s level) in a pre-fab pop group. And based on her age, it’s no surprise that the racy porn enthusiast would hold a torch for the “naughty” New Kid. To celebrate their blossoming love, Scandalist dug up an duet Donnie did with Japanese pop idol Seiko in 1990 that the pair could revisit.
Awww. Make him bring back the rat tail, Aubrey! And the shoulder pads!
Dancing With The Stars contestant (finally – a real credit!) Kim Kardashian got so enraged by comments on her blog that insisted she could not possibly be a size 27 waist that she made a video disproving the trolls’ theory. This all went down after she revealed not just her waist size, but that she is a size 2/4 dress, 117 pounds, with the measurements 34, 26, 39. Why Kim feels like she needs to prove herself- and her body – to a bunch of nerds with a wireless connection we do not know, but we’re happy anytime she reveals too much info about herself. Kim was so furious that people still did not believe her body size that she made a video in which she tries on three pairs of size 27 jeans.
Nothing could be more boring and yet thrilling all at once. And in the end, all we learned is that Kim really can fit into those skinny jeans – and she cares way too much about what people think. [Photo: GettyImages]
Why we’re still eating up every little tidbit Lindsay Lohan reveals about her relationship with Samantha Ronson, we do not know. It’s obvious they’re together, and yet we can not resist their sapphic stories. The pair both called in to the radio show Loveline (listen to the entire clip above) to talk about the plane crash that seriously injured both Travis Barker and DJ AM. Sam and AM are “homies” so she had a whole lotta nothing to day. But behold the introduction of Lindsay Dee Lohan on the line! We suffered through her cheesy “guardian angel” musing just to hear her confirm that she and Samantha have been together for “a very long time.”
So there you have it – the pair are an item, which must mean it’s safe for all of us to drop the obsession with the young lovers. Whether or not we will remains to be seen. [Video via DListed]
Are you a “non thieving non freaky housekeeper” in the Malibu area? Courtney Love could use your help! Sick of using agencies who supply her with “PIGS who steal,” the always crazy Courtney turned to the ever-reliable MySpace to find a new maid. She makes it very clear she doesn’t want any “superfans” — a little ironic for a posting on a fan site, don’t cha think?
Roger Ebert stopped raising his thumb long enough publish a Q&A in the Sunday Chicago Sun-Times about Creationism, which he claims “should be discussed in schools as an alternative to the theory of evolution.” Is he being incredibly dry, or is this an earnest attempt to push the fundamentalist platform? Here’s a sample:
Q. What about oil and coal, which seem to have been generated from ancient forests millions of years ago?
A. They are evidence of a Great Flood about 4,400 years ago, which laid down all the layers of sediment at once. They are nowhere near as old as evolutionists and archeologists say. A fossil claimed to be 200 million years old, found in Nevada in 1917, shows a shoe print. [See photograph]
Victoria’s Secret just gets sexier and sexier. The lingerie brand recently unveiled its latest collection, Supermodel Obsessions, which embodies “an effortless and relaxed sexiness.” Also embodying an “effortless and relaxed sexiness” is one of Victoria’s Secret’s newest Angels, Doutzen Kroes, who flaunted her bikini body while on the beach in Miami. Check out our gallery of this 5’10″ stunner.
What real life lovers and TV co-stars were spotted at the Saturday Night Live after party in New York City?