Ahhh, there’s nothing that will warm our hard hearts more than a good old fashioned pregnancy rumor. All a celebrity needs to do to create headlines that she’s sperminated is …
Wear a vaguely floaty top that doesn’t show off her gym/drug-honed abs.
Hold her hand or an object in the general vicinity of said stomach.
Not be pictured falling drunk out of clubs for a few days.
Hey, they don’t even need to have done all three. Kate Moss is the latest recipient of such a rumor and it’s one we’re longing to be true, if only because we suspect she (like many women) finds the no-drinking no-smoking rules of pregnancy less than blissful. And her daughter Lola is very cute and we’d love to see another.
Anyway, the Sun has run a few stories over the past few days with the usual cheesy headlines – Got ‘Mum-Thing’ To Tell Us?, Are You Kid-ding Us, Kate? – etc etc. Now she’s held a blanket in front of her tummy which DEFINITELY MEANS SHE’S UP THE SPOUT . And her stomach looks a little bit bigger than normal in this shot from LAX. So congrats, Kate! Well, probably. Maybe. Time will tell. Ahem. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Miley Cyrus‘ parents Billy Ray and Tish have been warning their 15-year-old daughter to be careful with her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston and not end up a teenage mother like Jamie-Lynn Spears. Following a recent awkward moment when Billy Ray ran into his teenage daughter making out with her underwear model boyfriend, Dad had a serious talk with Miley. “I told her in no uncertain terms that her career would be over if something were to happen,” Billy Ray allegedly told a friend. “I think I made an impression on her – at least, I hope so.”
Ashley Todd, the McCain volunteer who claimed an Obama-supporting mugger carved a “B” on her cheek, has cut a deal with Pittsburgh authorities after admitting she had fabricated the story. As long as Todd seeks counseling, stays out of trouble and keeps her whereabouts known to police, her record will eventually be expunged. Whether or not it shows up on her record, it’s unlikely that people will forget that this woman tried to alter a presidential election with such a grotesque, race-baiting hoax.
We once thought a video of a young, hot Hungarian teacher stripping for an auditorium full of her students could exist only in our dreams. Well, we were wrong. Behold the sexiest German teacher to ever rock Eastern Europe! She’s supposedly in her twenties, and took it off at a party celebrating the start of the school year for her 15-year-old wards. She strips down to her bra and begins to unbutton her pants before another, more responsible teacher steps in and puts an end to the fun. Fast forward to the 3:15 mark to join the party. [via Spike]
The Philadelphia Phillies won their first World Series in twenty eight years last night. The City of Brotherly Love naturally took to the streets to celebrate, throw crap, burn things and topple cars. In the clip above, a man standing above a highway streetlight gets beaned by a bottle and flops to the ground (we’re sure he’s fine, folks). More sport riot tomfoolery after the jump.
Ah, the innocence of youth. Only an excitable 18 year old like Soulja Boy could interrupt a music critic to defend slavery. When a writer for The Daily Beastasked Soulja Boy which historical figure he hated most, the “Crank That” rapper was stumped until the writer offered “Hitler, bin Laden, the slave masters…” as options. “Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters!” said Soulja Boy in response. “Without them we’d still be in Africa. We wouldn’t be here, to get this ice and tattoos.” Wow, we’ve never looked at centuries of oppression that way! Fresh take!
You hear a lot about “postracial politics” today, but we’re pretty sure this uniquely ignorant outlook on the slave trade isn’t what they’re aiming for. No wonder he has to beg his teacher for D’s. [via Idolator]
Elle Macpherson showed up at the Quantum of Solace premiere in London ready to show the world that yes, she’s still got it. And by ‘it,’ we mean that tight, pink, plastic dress that fit a lot better in 1988. [Photo: WireImage]
Ladies across the country are breathing a sigh of relief today, after word broke that their homegirl Elizabeth Edwards supposedly kicked her cheating husband of 29 years, former Senator John Edwards, to the curb. Elizabeth stood by her man after news of his affair (and alleged love child) with weird and willowly filmmaker Rielle Hunter leaked this summer. But the health care advocate recently showed up for a presentation at George Washington University without her husband orher wedding ring in sight. Page Six adds to the buzz, with a source who claims the couple has separated and are living apart. Could a Guy Ritchie-Madonna divorce drama be far behind? [Photo: GettyImages]