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SPOTTED: April!

In today’s Spotted, we have a rumored cheat getting down and dirty in Vegas and a Victoria’s Secret model walking right by our offices! See who Scandalist spotted and contribute your own celebrity sightings by e-mailing us here.

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Gossip Break: Eminem Hearts Sarah Palin

Eminem‘s new video has him pretending he’s Bret Michaels and trying to bang Sarah Palin (who so doesn’t need this), Amy Winehouse, Kim Kardashian (who gets shoved in a woodchipper), Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. Is he rap’s Elvis or rap’s “Weird” Al? [Dlisted]

Woodchipper? Sexism? Whatever. Kim’s just “flattered” that Eminem’s paying attention. [Wonderwall]

Despite those party photos, Jon swears he never cheated on Kate Plus Eight. [PopEater]

Sylvester Stallone sure puts that “human growth hormone” to good use. [Seriously? OMG!]

Kate Moss may be planning the most ironic cookbook of all time. [Gossip Girls]

Why is the Burger King talking about Spongebob Squarepants’ butt? [Buzzfeed]

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Citizen Scandal: Pastor Steals $85k From Church For Botox

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Even religious figures have to worry about their looks, apparently. William Blasingame, a retired pastor from Staten Island, is accused of stealing almost $85,000 from his church’s emergency fund to pay for cosmetic surgery, Botox injections and stylish clothes. Because if he doesn’t look good, Jesus doesn’t look good.

Before resigning in 2008, Blasingame had been at the St. Paul’s Memorial Episcopalian Church for more than thirty years. “He is a favorite of the elderly and 65-plus crowd,” a police source told New York Post. “He was a real schmoozer.” Charged with second-degree grand larceny and possession of stolen property, the pastor faces 15 years if found guilty. WWJD?

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Jessica Simpson: Dropped By Her Label?

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Jessica Simpson, feel free to stop coming on over at any time. After learning she was no longer on Columbia Nashville’s website, OK! Magazine checked with the label and was told that Simpson had “come off the label.” What, all the attention over her weight drama didn’t help album sales? No wonder that, despite presenting the nominations two months ago, she skipped the ACM Awards last weekend.

That rumored return to reality TV is probably a lock now—it’s not like Jessica could simply go away!

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Khloe Booted, Kim Blogs

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Khloe Kardashian is not leaving Celebrity Apprentice gracefully. After Donald Trump fired her not for her work ethic, but for her DUI arrest last year, Khloe put The Donald on blast.

“It wasn’t because of my work ethic, it wasn’t because I was slacking. It was because of my DUI. I don’t think I should have been fired for that reason alone. I just wish Mr. Trump would have handled the situation a little differently,” Khloe said.

Her sis Kim also chimed in on her blog, saying, “She obviously has made an awful mistake but definitely has taken responsibility for her actions and we are all very proud of her.” [Source: Hollyscoop; Photo: Getty Images]

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Guess Who’s Knockin’ Boots?

was spotted strutting on the set of Iron Man 2 in 2-3″ heels. Why would the 5’10″ actor don the disco-ready booster-shoes? Co-star Gwyneth Paltrow is a tall 5’9″, but we hardly believe these boots are Marvel superhero approved.

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Holly Rubs Criss Angel’s Ex The Wrong Way

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Holly Madison apparently ruffled some feathers when she threw her ex Hugh Hefner his 83rd birthday party at the Palms Hotel and Casino pool in Las Vegas this weekend, and it wasn’t the new girlfriends who were getting their claws out.

Holly reportedly offended a Las Vegas reporter named Alicia Jacobs when Holly told her that her dress was “an interesting choice for a pool party,” where Hef’s other exes Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt were also in attendance, along with his three new girlfriends, Crystal Harris and Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Alicia, who also dated Holly’s OTHER ex Criss Angel, got all Lohan on us and hopped on her Twitter to tell the world about how she felt about Miss Madison.

“Holly Madison was not so sweet, at least not to me,” she Twittered. “She’s also not a very good interview. I could tell from her demeanor and her responses that it was an emotional day for Holly. I wish her luck with her future and her career.”

Holly dismissed Alicia’s remarks and said she meant no harm with the comment about her dress.

“That’s really strange, I meant it sincerely,” Holly said. But Holly couldn’t help herself to throw in a backhanded compliment to her ex’s ex.

“I’m like, trying to hold my tongue because I don’t see her as Criss’ type,” Holly said. Oh snap!

Check out our gallery of Hef and the girls celebrating his 83rd![Source: Las Vegas Review Journal; Photo: Getty Images]

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Anna Faris’ Revealing Dress: Too Much?

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Opinions are split over the showy dress Anna Faris wore to the premiere of Observe & Report yesterday. Go Fug Yourself says it’s a “wee bit cheeseball” and “might be on backwards.” Meanwhile, PopWrap calls it “booby, bawdy and beautiful.” We’re tempted to say they’re both right. Either way, let’s just be glad it’s not on Seth Rogen.

Check out photos from the premiere below.

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Birth Dating: Who’s Older? Bill Bellamy Or Russell Crowe?

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In 1997, MTV VJ Bill Bellamy and Australian actor Russell Crowe scored respective breakthrough roles in Def Jam’s How To Be Player and L.A. Confidential. Crowe went on to receive three Oscar nominations, winning in 2000 for Gladiator. Bellamy…hasn’t. Both stars were born on April 7th. Which one is older?

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