When you have 17 dogs, sometimes it’s just too hard to keep track of where exactly in your mansion those tiny little pups are hiding. Unfortunately, two of Paris Hilton‘s canines got loose and were killed after being viciously attacked by coyotes yesterday. The attack allegedly occurred near Paris’ Hollywood Hills home, where coyote attacks are not uncommon. The heiress is reportedly “devastated” and has been crying all day. No word if Tinkerbell, the most famous of Paris’ 17 dogs, was one of the two victims. [Source: NY Daily News;Photo:Getty]
If Jeff Weiss of Eagle-Vail, Colorado could take back one thing over the last week, it would probably would be when he gave his roommate a loaded shotgun after the two drunkenly discussed suicide. If he hadn’t, his friend might still be alive—and he wouldn’t have been arrested for manslaughter.
Congrats, Tom! You’ve done it! You’ve successfully morphed your wife into a less spastic, more depressed, female version of yourself … albeit yourself circa Risky Business! A job well done.
See Katie Holmes‘ latest ‘do after the jump.
Which Rolling Stone was spotted having a late lunch at celebrity favorite Pastis in New York, NY on Saturday?
It’s been a big day for bonkers Myspace blogs! Margaret Cho took to the web today to see Celebrities Against Palin (“with Sarah Palin at [John McCain's] side, they have actually become the worst ticket imaginable”) and raises them one hatef*ck fantasy (” I am kind of obsessed with f*cking her”).
“You could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna cum multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and ‘I don’t care what I look like cuz I am gonna bust nuts in your curl’ kind of f*cking with her.”
Is there more? Oh, yeah—a lot more. Scandalist just wonders how Cho forgot to include a “mooseburger” reference.
Lindsay Lohan has started a “brand development firm” to market her leggings and other brilliant ideas. Once again, our favorite redhead jumps the shark. [DListed]
Meet Anderson Cooper‘s new boyfriend. He’s a cute actor – swoon. [Queerty]
Tom Cruise showed up at the dress rehearsal for Katie’s Broadway show and scared everyone – even Suri. [Gawker]
Madonna, mother of three, humps a guitar for a living and then falls on her ass. [Seriously? OMG!]
It is safe to watch TV again – those Microsoft commercials starring Jerry Seinfeld are ending as fast as they arrived. [WWTDD]
Donald Trump is proud to bring us another chance to see David Blaine be very still for a long period of time. Starting September 22, Blaine will hang upside down for 60 hours from a wire over the Wollman skating rink in Central Park, with the help of electromagnetic boots. Trump, who owns the rink, somehow convinced ABC to air an hour-long prime-time special covering the stunt on the 24th. How? Magic!
During the self-inflicted ordeal, Blaine will only pull himself up to “restore circulation” and drink liquids—which he’ll be disposing of with a catheter. “I stopped eating about a week ago, so I dropped about twenty pounds, which makes it easier on the body,” says Blaine. “I don’t have to go to the bathroom number two.” He hopes his public hanging will encourage the idea that “we can turn our world upside down, but we can still endure because human beings are amazing.” This is also why Trump wears a mullet. [OK!]
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Pamela Anderson, an old man and, uh, a white guy (?) attend Vivienne Westwood‘s fashion show in London yesterday. [Photo: GettyImages]
VH1′s golden girl Brooke Hogan was interviewed by Howard Stern this morning (yes, we listen every day) and she was surprisingly candid about her family, her boob size, and anal sex. While she wouldn’t reveal her sexual status (she hints to not being a virgin) she did divulge that her breasts are real, and a D cup at that! Mom’s however, are fake (obviously!). Our favorite parts are highlighted below.
Brooke’s take on…
- Her dad’s girlfriend: She’s “really nice,” and looks nothing like Brooke in person. They two hang out and are friends.
- Her mom, who’s currently dating the 19-year old pool boy: Brooke hasn’t talked to her mom since May and doesn’t seem convinced her boyfriend Charley is with her for the right reasons. “Why would a 19-year old boy be interested in a 48-year old woman?” she asked. When she posed this question to Linda, her mom replied, “I like my Charley.”
- Her virginity: Brooke wouldn’t divulge the details of her sex life, but said that she’s not “a slut” and that she believes in love. Yes, she’s 20. She’ll learn.
- Toilet time: She turns her mic off to go the bathroom when she’s shooting her show. Pooptacular!
- Those breasts: They are real – and a size D, for damn, girl!
- Politics: She could not name the current Vice President of the United States. We’re not surprised.
- Vadge shaving: When asked if she’d trim her hair down there and show it off for a possible Playboy shoot, Brooke gave this confusing answer (which we think we heard right): “That’s like a little lasagna right there. You don’t want that out.” Say what?!
- Anal sex: Don’t even think about it, Brooke says her butt is “exit only.”
Prince William‘s girlfriend donned a green sequined top and yellow hot pants and rolled her way to raising $200,000 for a children’s hospital ward. Kate hosted a day-glo disco with Virgin Airlines tycoon Richard Branson’s daughter Holly to raise money for Tom’s Ward at the Children’s Hospital in Oxford, England, which was set up in memory of her and Prince William’s pal Sam Waley-Cohen’s brother Thomas who died of cancer four years ago. [Source:People;Photo:Getty]