Scandalist got on the phone with Natalie Dylan, who is auctioning off her virginity to “pay for school,” to get the lowdown on her history and money-making proposition. Among the tidbits revealed: Barack Obama would be her ideal candidate to enter the auction — and win. But first, the backstory …
After her stepfather successfully applied for student loans in her name and then spent up all of the money, Natalie (not her real name) came across an article about a Peruvian woman who auctioned off her virginity, but then never went through with the act. The 22-year old thought it sounded like a great idea and so she phoned up Nevada’s Moonlight Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof, naturally, who offered to help her facilitate the sale of her innocence. Here’s what we learned during our interview.
First Time thoughts.
“Everyone wants the first time to be special and I can’t imagine a more special way than this,” she said.
On her sexual history.
Natalie admitted that she’s had oral sex, but reminded us that she’s technically a virgin.
Who’s eligible to bid?
Natalie won’t do the deed with just anyone! She told Scandalist that money is the primary factor, but she wants a first-time partner who “seems intelligent.” But don’t worry if you have a few black marks on your record, Natalie insists she won’t bother “with a full screening or anything like that.”
Her ideal bidder?
“Barack Obama,” she tells Scandalist. “He is so charismatic.”
A photography teacher is under criminal investigation in Phoenix, Arizona after watching “torture porn” on his computer in class…and not realizing that the PC was still hooked up to a projector screen. Goodbye, Mr. Chips!
Myspace scribe (oh, and actress) Lindsay Lohan (pictured above on the set of Ugly Betty yesterday) and her lady-partner Samantha Ronson both took to their MySpace blogs today to remember the national tragedy of September 11th, 2001. In honor of that horrific day we shall refrain from dissing on their writing because they’re totally right: while 9/11/2008 will be remembered for three hours as the day Kanye got locked up for his temper, we should always reflect on what happened seven years ago, and honor those whose lives were lost. Thanks Lilo and SamRo. Take a moment and read, and then take a moment and remember.
Lindsay: I am in New York and I would like to remind everybody to take a moment today for those lost in tragedy that occurred on 9/11/01.
Samantha: waking up in nyc this morning 7 years later and it feels like just yesterday this city and our worlds were turned upside down…. never in my lifetime had I ever believed that I would see such horror- the kind that you see in documentaries set in far off places and read about in text books- never in my life had I ever thought that I would wake up and fall asleep afraid- watching things on television that felt like a film- walking through a city that felt like a war zone. there were army vehicles on houston street, barricades dividing neighbourhoods and lines around the block of people waiting to donate blood set in front of a backdrop of smoke filling a space where two of the largest buildings once stood. Two buildings that shaped one of the most famous skylines in this country, or in the world…… Seven years later and I will never forget. I don’t really know what to say except to all those we lost we will never forget and never take for granted the sacrifices that you made.
Who is that shirtless young man applying concealer in public, you ask? Meet Stuart Pilkington of UK Big Brother Season 9, helping launch Yves Saint-Laurent’s new Touche Eclat For Men in London. Check out the gallery and decide whether you wish he was famous in America.
Earlier this week, the UK announced their pick for Rear of the Year 2008, a charity event for “Jeans for Genes.” We’re not familiar with the winner (actress Jenifer Ellison), but the discussion of hot heinies across the pond sparked a heated debate among Scandalist staff, prompting us to compare British behinds and American ass.
Damon “Damizza” Young, who produced several tracks for Mariah Carey between 1999-2005, says he’s releasing a book about their “intense four-year personal relationship,” which he claims she “worked diligently to disguise from the world’s press.” He sounds pretty ungrateful after all the work she gave him (his biggest single with her, “Crybaby,” barely made the Top 30), but if he had front row seats during the nuttiest period of her career (remember the Cribs episode?), this could make for an exciting read.
But wait! Carey’s lawyers have already sent Damizza a reminder that he once signed a confidentiality agreement with Mimi. On one side—the gawking, snoopy snide—we hope he can get around this obstacle. But on the other, we’d hate to see his solo career get a boost. Check out his atrocious “Damizza” song, featuring Mariah, after the jump.
What do you think, is Jayde Nicole a step up from Kristen Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad?
Amazingly, hot women seem to be attracted to the douchebag factory that is Brody Jenner. We’ve never quite understood what is so attractive about a dude who loves throwing down peace signs, tattooing his name on his body, and Spencer Pratt – but chicks seem to dig it. But his latest lady is of a respectable pedigree – Playboy! She’s not just any old Playmate, she’s the Playmate of the Year 2008. Doesn’t she seem to be a little too good for a dude about to star in a show called Bromance?
On second thought – she apparently has the word “respect” tattooed right above her vadge. Sounds like a perfect match!