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Megan Fox And Brian Austin Green Are Still Together And In Counseling

We hate to break it to you, but Megan Fox has not completely kicked Brian Austin Green to the curb. The pair has “hit a rough patch,” says an insider, and they are entrenched in counseling to try to mend their broken love.

The pair have been spotted together since their split, and a friend of the couple says that they’re definitely still together. Another source revealed that, “These two are very much in love and plan to be together for a long time. They decided to enter counseling in hopes of staying together. It was a mutual decision. Lots of couples go to therapy together, and they are committed to try and make it work.”

Poor Shia LaBeouf! Cock-blocked again – and by former drug addict David Silver, no less. That must hurt. [Photo: FilmMagic]

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Citizen Scandal: Woman Injured By Dildo Stuck On Saw

A novel attempt at foreplay sent a Maryland woman to the emergency room last weekend. Seems her lover stuck a dildo onto the end of a saber saw, apparently planning to Home Depot that ho deeper. Unfortunately, the saw quickly cut through the plastic and, well, things got bloody. Funny—it totally worked on MacGyver.

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Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams Are Married

Mandy Moore secretly married singer Ryan Adams in Savannah, Georgia on Tuesday, according to their representatives. The pair—dating on-and-off for more than a year—announced their engagement last month. Both have had their share of high-profile relationships, with Moore dating Wilmer Valderaama, Zach Braff and DJ AM, among others, while Adams has been connected to Alanis Morrissette, Parker Posey, Winona Ryder, Lindsay Lohan and Leona Naess.

Ironically, while Mandy’s sixth album is due in May, Adams says he’s retiring from his band, The Cardinals, to focus on a literary career.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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17 Hottest Irish Maidens

In honor St. Patrick’s Day (this Tuesday), we’ve rounded up 17 Celtic beauties who’ve got the luck of the Irish in their gene pools. Check out our pot o’ golden pics!

17. Lucy Lawless

16. Jojo

15. Drew Barrymore

14. Mariah Carey

13. Bridget Moynahan

12. Mandy Moore

11. Laura Prepon

10. Jenny McCarthy

9. Jennifer Connelly

8. Heather Graham

7. Kristen Bell

6. Katherine Heigl

5. Lindsay Lohan

4. Rosario Dawson

3. Vanessa Hudgens

2. Rose McGowan

1. Anne Hathaway

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Lindsay Brings Back The Crazy In Fight With Sam

Finally, the Lindsay Lohan that we once came to know, fear and then miss has returned! The actress-turned-spray tan mogul drove her Mercedes all the way from L.A. to Las Vegas to surprise her girlfriend Sam Ronson, who was DJing a gig at Prive Monday night. As usual, things got heated, and Samantha stormed out of the club and drove away in her Porsche, leaving Lohan chasing furiously behind her.

Lindsay freaked out like only she can, swearing at her bodyguard and wailing. “Did she f*cking leave?” Linds shouted. “Oh my god! Where is my car? I want my f*cking keys now!”

In the tape you can kinda hear one of her “people” offer to drive, to which she replies, “No, I’m driving,” and people on the scene reported that Linds bolted with a drink in her hand. Uh oh – could Lindsay have possibly done some DUI-style cruising while madly chasing after her one true love?

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Tabloids Beyond Excited For Suri & Shiloh Playdate

Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt—together at last! OK! Magazine is ecstatic with news of a celebrity baby summit. “BEST FRIENDS!” crows the headline, though the photoshopped cover undermines the implication that the pair have already met over giggles and cupcakes. Based on the preview article, the meeting remains in Katie Holmes‘ head—or the head of their anonymous source.

Katie loves entertaining and spoke to Angelina [Jolie] about having an at-home tea party with cupcakes for the girls. It’s something she has wanted to do for ages. Because of security reasons, Katie can’t have just any child over to her home. But with celebrity tots like Shiloh and Zahara, there’s no problem.

Zahara? Who the hell is Zahara? Oh right, that’s Brangelina’s adopted kid. Funny she isn’t on the cover, no? Supposedly the as-yet-unscheduled playdate was dreamed up when the four parents met at a Golden Globes’ after party and the papas bonded over memories of Interview With A Vampire (if only we could give them ours). “Both talked at length about their children, and they agreed to get their little girls together.”

“Katie told Angelina she just knew Suri and Shiloh are going to get along fantastically well,” says OK!‘s source, “and Suri is already getting into the idea.” Suri might be jazzed to interact with another child, but we’re guessing Shiloh is playing it cool. Bet she smirks at overenthusiastic dorks just like mommy does.

[Photo: OK!]

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Rihanna Parties Without Chris Brown

In her first public outing since her boyfriend Chris Brown allegedly beat her, Rihanna resurfaced at club Coco de Ville in Hollywood last night.

The alleged victim was reportedly having a belated birthday celebration with pals where she blew out candles and drank champagne. According to a source, she “was smiling and laughing and in good spirits upon leaving.”

Rihanna was originally supposed to celebrate her 21st birthday on the real date, February 20th, but that little incident happened, forcing her to postpone her plans.

Rihanna left the club in a red pickup truck and kept her shades on. [Source: E!Online]

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Bristol Palin Dumps Baby Daddy For Being ‘White Trash’

Scandal update from Wasilla, Alaska! Apparently Governor Sarah Palin‘s daughter Bristol has dumped her baby daddy Levi Johnston for being beneath her and the Palin clan, and is refusing to let him near their newborn son Tripp.

Levi’s sister Mercede is capitalizing on the situation (smart girl!) and spilled all to Star magazine. “Levi tries to visit Tripp every single day, but Bristol makes it nearly impossible. She tells him he can’t take the baby to our house because she doesn’t want him around ‘white trash!’” Bristol won’t even allow him to watch the baby for a few hours — unless he’s babysitting.”

Mercede goes on to say that the Governer has gotten in on the act, and that she’s “lost lots of respect for her.” As she should! We thought the Palins whole deal was that they embraced their trashiness – huntin’ wolves, mutterin’ “aw shucks” and “gosh darn” and shoppin’ at Wal-Mart. It sounds like Bristol might be sipping lattes and chomping on arugula as she nurses her baby. What would Joe the Plumber think?!  [Photo: GettyImages]

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SPOTTED: March

In today’s Spotted, we have a country couple shopping till they drop and the most famous babydaddy in the world having cocktails in the South. See who Scandalist spotted and contribute your own celebrity sightings by e-mailing us here.

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