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What rocker was suprisingly hot and friendly, gladly taking photos and chatting with fans while at Starbucks in downtown Manhattan?

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Gossip Break: Hayden Works For Whales

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Afternoon Snack: 90210‘s Scary Star

AnnaLynne McCord is some actress on the new 90210, but our loyalty to Tori Spelling has prevented us from tuning in to the reincarnated zip code, so we’ve not seen much of this young lass. But what we have seen has been, well, telling. McCord comes across as some sexed up 40-year-old divorcee, when she’s really a 21-year-old kid with a cute face. Sadly, she seems content going out on the town looking like Carrot Top‘s little sister, like she did this weekend in Vegas performing at the Sirens of TI fifth anniversary celebration. Brenda Walsh would not approve. [Photo: GettyImages]

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Amy Poehler Is A Baby Momma!

Amy Poehler is officially a Baby Momma! The SNL star gave birth to her first child this weekend.  Her rep confirmed, “Amy gave birth to Archie Arnett on Saturday, October 25th. He is 8lbs., 1oz.”

This is the first child for the comic and her husband Will Arnett. Amy recently told the New York Daily News that she will be great with kids because “usually we’re the same size.” [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty]

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Paris Hilton Wants Your Vote

Paris Hilton has released her latest musical venture, “Paris For President,” and while the song itself is as horrendous as her singing voice, the lyrics are kinda cute. She sings about “trading in the cabinet for a walk-in closet,” and coos that  “global warming is totally not hot.” Awww, did our little Paris just make a funny? The heiress is also a total liberal, offering her sing-songly support of gay marriage. Give it a listen once, and then turn down the volume and watch her stumble around awkwardly in a bikini numerous times. The United Skanks of America is in good hands.

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World’s Fattest Man Becomes World’s Fattest Husband

Manuel Uribe, the 2007 Guinness Book of World Record‘s “fattest man,” tied the knot this weekend in Monterrey, Mexico. The lucky bride is longtime love Claudia Solis, who has been busy helping her man shed some of his 1235 pounds on the Zone diet. According to his mom, Uribe refused to break his diet on his big day, and revealed that, “his doctors are here and they are watching him very closely.”

Uribe has been confined to his bed for six years due to his size, but he still was able to walk down the aisle with the help of a specially made bed positioned on top of a truck that drove him to the ceremony site. The cushy sleep station was decorated in flowing white sheets, flowers, and bows. We know where the happy couple consumated their marriage after the ceremony! And yes – because we know you’re wondering – Uribe’s size does not get in the way of his libido. “We have sex,” he’s said, and his wife even bathes him every day. No word on the size of his you-know-what, but we’re guessing he’s extra large all over. [Photo: AFP]

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Middle Schoolers Punished For ‘Hit A Jew Day’

With a plot straight out of a South Park episode, sixth graders from a middle school located in the St. Louis area (see map above) are facing punishment after starting a “Hit a Jew Day” at school — a pretty small target in a town like St. Louis. Apparently, the students were participating last week in an innocent-enough “Spirit Week” when their “Hug a Friend Day” quickly became a Semite slap-down under the leadership of some misguided, snarky pre-teens.

While the injuries were minimal (one student was allegedly slapped in the face, others were tapped on the shoulder and taunted) and the punishments quick and fair (suspension and counseling for those who actually laid the smack down, lesser punishments for the taunters) all the kids in the school were called into an assembly led by the principal.

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Upgrade! Nicole Richie’s Post-Baby Body Is Better

Remember back in the scary skinny days, when Nicole Richie was all collar bone? Well things have finally changed. The reality TV star and new mom has reveled in her post-baby body, and the results are, well, hot (see above for the before pic on the right, and Richie out in LA this weekend on the left). The bones are gone and the boobs are back! Richie still looks slender, but she’s got killer curves and a glowing body that appears to enjoy food. She even looks happier, too. Rachel Zoe may not approve, but we’re totally hooked. Keep it up Nicole! [Photos: FilmMagic, GettyImages]

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Pooches Throw Their Own Halloween Parade

Anyone with four legs, fur, and a waggy tail knew the place to be yesterday was the Tompkins Square Park dog run in New York City. Canines of all sizes and breeds showed up to the annual parade (with varying levels of shame) in their Halloween costumes. Highlights included appearances by Michael Phelps, Nastia Liukin, Queen Elizabeth, Oscar the Grouch, and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! Even Joe Six-Pack strutted his stuff in the elitist parade of what were undoubtedly “fake American” dogs.

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