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Kate Moss Goes For World Partying Record

Is it the worldwide “Behave Like A Cliche Of Yourself” week for celebs, or what? We’ve got Amy Winehouse returning to Camden to get drunk, Russell Brand working his way through the women of Australia, and also Kate Moss partying at every opportunity offered to her. The supermodel was out AGAIN in London last night for the fourth night on the trot, and judging by the look of her hairstyle, she hasn’t had much chance to shampoo during this busy week.

She turned up at Volstead with boyfriend Jamie Hince and NBF Jo Wood to attend the Singstar Queen karaoke launch. It doesn’t appear (yet) to have been quite as exciting as Kate’s appearance at the “Mummy Rocks” charity auction the night before. There, she auctioned off a kiss for £5,000 before snogging the face off Jamie. Tonight, we’re sure she’s got a pile of ironing to get on with. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Amy Winehouse Back In Camden, Bars Rejoicing

It was only a matter of time. She may have been set up in a new suburban home a few miles away from her old stomping ground, but it was back to old times when Amy Winehouse stepped — or should that be stumbled? — out in Camden. After a night out in central London, where Amy partied with Jude Law‘s ex-wife Sadie Frost, she hit up her old local, The Hawley Arms and partied until the early hours. There she was overheard saying, “I’ve had a great time, but I’ve got to go before I get out of it.” Bless. Let’s just hope she was talking about on a few vodkas.

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The Aubrey O’Day Lesbian Dating Matrix

Former Danity Kane singer Aubrey O’Day has never been shy about her love for the ladies. On the red carpet of the film “Pedro,” Aubrey teased MTV News about her love of lesbians.

“I’m a huge supporter of the gay community – possibly a member myself, you never know.”

Audrey and her lesbian tendencies got us to thinking, who should Miss O’Day date? Thus we’ve spawned the Aubrey O’Day Lesbian Dating Matrix, where we rate who the self-proclaimed “pop star” should get busy with. See who our panel of lesbian experts gives the highest score to based on our scientific point system.

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SPOTTED: March

In today’s Spotted, we have a member of The Breakfast Club picking up her breakfast and a fabulous celesbian picking up some new threads. See who Scandalist spotted and contribute your own celebrity sightings by e-mailing us here.

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A Fourth Kid For Mark Wahlberg?

Only months after Rhea Durham and Mark Wahlberg gave birth to their third child since 2003, the New York Daily News says they’re already expecting their fourth bundle of joy. The practicing Catholics have talked about marrying for over two years, but still haven’t made it legal. Last June, Mark said they’d finally tie the knot “after the baby.” Then again, he never said which baby.

[Photo: WireImage]

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Keri And Her Kid Give Us A Finger

Maybe it’s because we live in Brooklyn, but we’re big fans of our neighbor Keri Russell. She’s low key, has amazing style, and seems to have the mothering thing down. She recently showed up at LAX with her adorable son River in tow. He’s clearly rockin’ the Ryder Robertson/James Wilke Broderick haircut – apparently the only thing not available in Hollywood are scissors. Still, we like!  [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Gossip Break: Two Skanks Make A Right

  • Notorious Real Housewives skank Gretchen Rossi has been caught kissing Slade Smiley, who also once appeared on the show. In true trash-rich fashion, they’re on a yacht.  [BWE]
  • There’s still something about Ryan Gosling that makes us sweat.  [DListed]
  • We never thought we’d say this, but Meghan McCain (yep, John’s daughter) might just be our new hero.  [Buzzfeed]
  • Lisa Rinna shamelessly pleas for a spot on the new Melrose Place.  [Wonderwall]
  • UCLA students hate James Franco.  [Gawker]
  • Steve-O‘s Dancing With The Stars injury is what you’d expect – gross.  [Seriously?OMG]
  • Gwen Stefani‘s little baby Zuma is stealing attention from his mom.  [PopSugar]
  • Jeremy “Mercury Poisoning” Piven and Snoop Dogg puff-puff-passed the chronic at Kanye West‘s Grammy party last month.  [PITNB]

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Citizen Scandal: Mom Takes Children Along On Armed Robbery

If you think it’s hard to juggle work and family, try juggling family and a crime spree. Cortina R. Wobbleton spent last night driving two friends down a Florida highway, where the pair (one wearing a hockey mask) robbed a Pizza Hut and a Sunoco gas station at gunpoint. When Martin County Sheriff’s deputies stopped the car, weapons drawn, they were surprised to find Wobbleton’s children, aged 2 and 5, in the backseat with the cash. Now Wobbleton faces child abuse charges along with armed robbery, and the children have been given to their grandmother. Gee, leave the kids with Grandma—why didn’t she think of that in the first place?

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RiRi And Chris Might Have A Sex Tape

How much mileage can tabloids get out of Rihanna and Chris Brown? That’s the question we’re left asking after digesting this little tidbit from Star Magazine, which claims that Chris and Ri are hiding a sex tape. According to the rag, the singer let Brown record her in some compromising positions, and is now fearful that he’ll let the video leak.

“Rihanna has no issues with her sexuality,” reveals an insider. “But she’d be mortified if her friends and family found this out!” Um, so why are you opening your mouth, anonymous source?

We get that this sex tape rumor keeps a popular and controversial story alive, but aren’t we all about to overdose on Rihanna madness? Let’s all harp on alleged cheater LeAnn Rimes for a few seconds and give Ri a much-needed break.  [Photo: FilmMagic]

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Fake Anoop Seeks Naked Girls On Facebook

While fake celeb accounts are common on social networks, this takes the con to a whole ‘nother level. According to Anoop’s P.R. team, someone set up a Facebook account for Anoop Desai so they could score naked photos of fans. Mj’s Blog received a warning about the hoax yesterday.

Someone pretending to be Anoop on facebook started an account, and is chatting with girls and asking them to show themselves on web cams. This is unacceptable! Please warn people that Anoop is NOT on facebook and that the impersonator should be reported. Thanks!

Anoop might be lonely trapped in the Idol mansion, but he’s not that lonely.

[Photo: Getty Images]