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Gossip Break: Kelly Pees In The Shower

  • Kelly Clarkson pees in the shower, and knows you do too.  [DListed]
  • Michael Ian Black‘s F*ck It List is for all that crap you never want to do in your lifetime.  [Buzzfeed]
  • Gisele Bundchen takes her step-son to the park, makes being a step-mom look totally cool.  [PopSugar]
  • Paris Hilton is groveling for a role in the upcoming Twilight sequel.  [PITNB]
  • The Jon Stewart-Jim Cramer feud will climax in a face-to-face meeting on The Daily Show tomorrow night.  [Gawker]
  • Gossip Girl spoiler alert – it looks like a certain annoying someone gets arrested!  [Seriously?OMG!]
  • Idol star Adam Lambert gets Blingeed!  [BWE]

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Define “Ready-To-Wear”

Alexander McQueen unveiled his Fall/Winter 2009 ready-to-wear collection in Paris yesterday, and Bjork‘s favorite designer did not disappoint those looking for drama. Check out the gallery below for some of the more striking ensembles from his “ironic and illusory exploration of the concept of re-invention.” Mugatu approves.

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Pussycat Fail

On another famous lady we might possibly like this head shawl-shirt; Nicole Richie could probably pull it off with ease. But on Nicole Scherzinger, lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls, it’s making us insane. Allow us to explain.

  • She wore this yesterday, outside, in New York City, where it was 46 degrees. We get that she has to sass it up for the cameras, but her fellow ‘cats somehow managed to throw on their coats before going outside.
  • Did we mention it was cloudy too? Surely Nicole could have figured that out when she put on her shades and her world instantly became pitch black.
  • The ribs.
  • And her hip bones.
  • Oh – and her itsy-bitsy stomach. Let’s just say that anything that looks emaciated and frail on her body needs some nourishment and love. Nicole’s a pussycat, not an alley cat. Feed yourself, Nic!
  • The bottom half of her outfit is straight out of 2003. We know the boots are Louboutins, but labels mean nothing when good style is lacking.  [Photo: GettyImages]
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If You Could Walk In Octomom’s Shoes

…they would be pretty snazzy. Nadya Suleman stepped out the other day wearing some expensive new duds, including $195 Tory Burch flats. Who knew you could dress so fashionably while being unemployed and on food stamps? How does the mother of 14 do it?

Nadya also scored a new pad for her abnormally large brood. Octomom’s father Ed Doud reportedly purchased a $564,000, 4-bedroom home in La Habra, CA for his baby-loving daughter. Tomorrow Kaiser Permanente, the hospital where the octuplets have been since their birth, will inspect her new home before authorizing her eight new babies to go home with her.

In related completely random Octomom news, paramedics were called to Nadya’s soon-to-be new house when one of her neighbors ran over his wife.

Nadya’s already bringing the crazay to the neighborhood! [Source: TMZ; Photo: Getty Images]

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Megan Fox And Brian Austin Green Are Still Together And In Counseling

We hate to break it to you, but Megan Fox has not completely kicked Brian Austin Green to the curb. The pair has “hit a rough patch,” says an insider, and they are entrenched in counseling to try to mend their broken love.

The pair have been spotted together since their split, and a friend of the couple says that they’re definitely still together. Another source revealed that, “These two are very much in love and plan to be together for a long time. They decided to enter counseling in hopes of staying together. It was a mutual decision. Lots of couples go to therapy together, and they are committed to try and make it work.”

Poor Shia LaBeouf! Cock-blocked again – and by former drug addict David Silver, no less. That must hurt. [Photo: FilmMagic]

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Citizen Scandal: Woman Injured By Dildo Stuck On Saw

A novel attempt at foreplay sent a Maryland woman to the emergency room last weekend. Seems her lover stuck a dildo onto the end of a saber saw, apparently planning to Home Depot that ho deeper. Unfortunately, the saw quickly cut through the plastic and, well, things got bloody. Funny—it totally worked on MacGyver.

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Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams Are Married

Mandy Moore secretly married singer Ryan Adams in Savannah, Georgia on Tuesday, according to their representatives. The pair—dating on-and-off for more than a year—announced their engagement last month. Both have had their share of high-profile relationships, with Moore dating Wilmer Valderaama, Zach Braff and DJ AM, among others, while Adams has been connected to Alanis Morrissette, Parker Posey, Winona Ryder, Lindsay Lohan and Leona Naess.

Ironically, while Mandy’s sixth album is due in May, Adams says he’s retiring from his band, The Cardinals, to focus on a literary career.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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17 Hottest Irish Maidens

In honor St. Patrick’s Day (this Tuesday), we’ve rounded up 17 Celtic beauties who’ve got the luck of the Irish in their gene pools. Check out our pot o’ golden pics!

17. Lucy Lawless

16. Jojo

15. Drew Barrymore

14. Mariah Carey

13. Bridget Moynahan

12. Mandy Moore

11. Laura Prepon

10. Jenny McCarthy

9. Jennifer Connelly

8. Heather Graham

7. Kristen Bell

6. Katherine Heigl

5. Lindsay Lohan

4. Rosario Dawson

3. Vanessa Hudgens

2. Rose McGowan

1. Anne Hathaway

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Lindsay Brings Back The Crazy In Fight With Sam

Finally, the Lindsay Lohan that we once came to know, fear and then miss has returned! The actress-turned-spray tan mogul drove her Mercedes all the way from L.A. to Las Vegas to surprise her girlfriend Sam Ronson, who was DJing a gig at Prive Monday night. As usual, things got heated, and Samantha stormed out of the club and drove away in her Porsche, leaving Lohan chasing furiously behind her.

Lindsay freaked out like only she can, swearing at her bodyguard and wailing. “Did she f*cking leave?” Linds shouted. “Oh my god! Where is my car? I want my f*cking keys now!”

In the tape you can kinda hear one of her “people” offer to drive, to which she replies, “No, I’m driving,” and people on the scene reported that Linds bolted with a drink in her hand. Uh oh – could Lindsay have possibly done some DUI-style cruising while madly chasing after her one true love?

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Tabloids Beyond Excited For Suri & Shiloh Playdate

Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt—together at last! OK! Magazine is ecstatic with news of a celebrity baby summit. “BEST FRIENDS!” crows the headline, though the photoshopped cover undermines the implication that the pair have already met over giggles and cupcakes. Based on the preview article, the meeting remains in Katie Holmes‘ head—or the head of their anonymous source.

Katie loves entertaining and spoke to Angelina [Jolie] about having an at-home tea party with cupcakes for the girls. It’s something she has wanted to do for ages. Because of security reasons, Katie can’t have just any child over to her home. But with celebrity tots like Shiloh and Zahara, there’s no problem.

Zahara? Who the hell is Zahara? Oh right, that’s Brangelina’s adopted kid. Funny she isn’t on the cover, no? Supposedly the as-yet-unscheduled playdate was dreamed up when the four parents met at a Golden Globes’ after party and the papas bonded over memories of Interview With A Vampire (if only we could give them ours). “Both talked at length about their children, and they agreed to get their little girls together.”

“Katie told Angelina she just knew Suri and Shiloh are going to get along fantastically well,” says OK!‘s source, “and Suri is already getting into the idea.” Suri might be jazzed to interact with another child, but we’re guessing Shiloh is playing it cool. Bet she smirks at overenthusiastic dorks just like mommy does.

[Photo: OK!]