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George Clooney Denies Being A Bad Drunk

Hunky actor George Clooney is fighting rumors that he puked at a Miami nightclub recently after downing a massive amount of booze. Spies on the scene at Blade and LIV nightclubs say that a “tipsy” Clooney was supposedly, “drinking vodka and Patron, but it looked like he’d had enough.”

Another nosy club-goer alleges that they saw a “stumbling George throw up in the VIP area.”

But Clooney – who is in Miami shooting the movie Up in the Air, insists that he can – and did – handle his liquor, even if his friends can not.  “That never happened,” he said, “although I was sitting next to someone who did throw up.” 

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Beyonce’s A Beach Bum

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We’re digging on Beyonce‘s casual, California girl look here, seen as she frolicks on the beach in Monaco while on a break from concert gigs this week. Perhaps she calls this alter-ego Sasha Relaxed? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Jon & Kate Gosselin To Divorce?

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Looks like Jon And Kate Plus 8 might be getting a spin-off. Kate Gosselin admits in the new People just how screwed up her marriage is right now.

I don’t know that we’re in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing. I’ve been struggling with the question of ‘Who is this person?’ for a while. I remember where I was the first time I heard her name. It’s one of those things where you can try to make it go away, but there’s blaring, red flashing lights.

Jon has yet to comment (awww, just like on TV), but Us Magazine swears the red flashing lights are mutual. With witnesses saying Kate “was gently poking [bodyguard and suspected beau Steve Neild], giving him little love pats, totally unlike the slapping she does with Jon” at a publicity event, the hubby supposedly threatened to hire a private investigator. Who knew a TLC show could have so much drama!

[Photo: People]

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Paris Hilton’s House Party Turns Criminal

Paris Hilton recently moved into a new house in the Hollywood Hills, and thus decided to break in her mansion with a housewarming party, after returning from a beach vacation with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. But she somehow neglected to realize that it might be a terrible idea to throw down on a Monday night, when ya know – the rest of the world is sleeping before a day of actual work.

The partying went on until 4AM, and her neighbors called the cops complaining about the noise. So Paris’ pals  – or some other group  of vandals – allegedly did what any other bunch of stuck-up, spoiled, trust fund-addicted a-holes would do – they egged and keyed a bunch of cars on her block. According to TMZ, the vandalized cars included, “two Bentleys, two Maseratis and a $1.4 million Bugatti Veyron,” and the whiny neighbors think P’s gang of friends is to blame.

Cops are now investigating the incident and interviewed Hilton yesterday, though sources say that she likely was not involved. As for her friends, their level of involvement remains to be seen, though we wouldn’t invite them over anytime soon. 

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Kanye West Vs. Twitter

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It’s not really too surprising that web enthusiast Kanye West is not a fan of Twitter. Sure he loves to talk, but how could he ever stick to 140 characters? West went off on the subject on his blog yesterday, letting everyone know that all those accounts of they’re friending are fake. Fake, fake, fake!!!

This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A F—ING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A F—ING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A F—ING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

That’s one angry gay fish. Will Twitter listen to his plea and put an end to fake celebrity accounts? Could they even stop them all if they wanted to? We’re guessing “no, just his” to question one and “yes, but why would they” to question two.

[West Photo: Getty Images]

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Danny’s Cameltoe And Other Idol Top 3 Horrors

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You are so beautiful to meeeeeOOHH MY GODDD!!! The Top 3 got two songs each last night on American Idol—first they had to sing the worst possible song the judges could think of, then they had to sing the crap they plan to peddle on us once they’re off the show. Naturally, the second song was a little tighter—especially for Danny Gokey‘s pants.

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Lindsay Lives in Filth, Shows Sister ‘The Ropes’

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If ever there was a family that epitomized the rampant dysfunction destroying all that is good about America, it is the Lohans. When you take away the drugs, sex, bones, maxed out credit cards, tacky Gucci bags, and tanning spray they’re just a bunch of loons living in denial. Take for example, Dina Lohan, who seems to think her eldest train-wreck of a daughter – Lindsay, natch – is a great influence on her younger sibling, Ali.

“Lindsay is a good person to have watch over Ali right now,” Dina told Life & Style magazine. “Lindsay can show Ali the ropes. Ali’s out there working on her record and singing career.”

You know, the ropes: the red bull and Parliaments diet, underage partying, flashing side boob, and unemployment. Meanwhile Lindsay, who Dina’s deemed a “style icon,” is living in such filth that cops – who were called to her house due to an alarm malfunction – thought her house had been ransacked. “Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?” wondered LAPD officer Karen Rayner.

Er, we’d guess that mess, disorganization and chaos is pretty normal for Lindsay.  We sure hope Ali is learning a lot! [Photo: WireImage]

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Yachts Arrive, Preparations Begin For 62nd Cannes Film Festival

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Despite a floundering economy, luxury yachts have started pulling up in the French Riviera and lavish preparations for the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival have begun. The red carpet is rolled out and helium balloons are floating over the Mediterranean at the Palais de Festival as the festival kicks off with the opening of the Pixar film Up.  Check out our gallery of Cannes kicking off! [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Eva Longoria Spends Hours To Look Exactly The Same

Eva Longoria Parker looked pretty hot a couple of nights ago stepping out for dinner at Beso’s. A bit 2004 with those tumbling extensions, but amazing by anyone’s standards. We wouldn’t automatically say this is a woman in dire need of a four-hour session at the hairdressers, no? Yet the next day, that’s just what the TV star did, spending the best part of her day at Ken Paves‘ L.A. salon, having those fake hair bits ripped out and put back in again.

The result of all this? Eva looked exactly the same. What a, er, transformation!

[Photos: , Splash News Online]