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Megan Fox: Too Beautiful, Too Foul

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Megan Fox needs to develop an internal edit switch — and fast.  As well her dodgy use of the word “retard,” she can’t bl***y well stop really f***ing using sh***y swear words the whole f***ing time. Even when it comes to talking about something as innocuous as how hot she is.

“It p***es me when people f***ing complain that I’m too beautiful to get a part. That’s bulls***. If I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all,” she told The Sun. Asked whether it’s worth isolating herself to escape the madness of Hollywood, she responded: “Yes, it’s worth it. Because if it was — if I wasn’t making that decision I wouldn’t, I would be f***ing, not literally f***ing away my career, but I’d be s***ting away my career.”

Not only are we totally confused at that last bit there, all we can hear in our head are beeps. This girl is giving Gordon Ramsay a run for his money. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Eminem And Jonathan Ross Geek Out Together

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Eminem and Jonathan  Ross. By day they’re controversy-laden stars, with Eminem reigniting his very ungentlemanly attacks on Mariah Carey and Jonathan resuscitating his presenting career after Russell Brand and Sachsgate. But by night they’re just two 13-year-old comic book geeks. The unlikely pair hit it off after Jonathan interviewed him for his BBC chat show (to be aired this Friday) and spent time together at J.Ross’s house after the recording to get all excited about their shared love of graphic novels.

“Had great fun with the guests and Eminem came back to mine to look at comics. I have an awful lot of comics. I gave him Avengers#3 from my own collection. I knew he needed it. He’s a big Marvel fan. We buy from the same comic book dealer in the States,” Jonathan twittered.

Aw. We love new showbiz BFFs. And the love-in didn’t end there. Jonathan breathlessly twittered that Em had invited him to his album launch party in Detroit next week but he couldn’t make it, so gave it away to a fellow Tweeter. Look out for the incredibly overexcited fan sticking out like a sore thumb when it happens! [Photos:  Splash News Online]

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Confirmed! Harrison Ford And Calista Flockhart Are Engaged

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Yes, Harrison Ford has finally put a ring on it. The Indiana Jones star confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that he has proposed to Calista Flockhart, the former Ally McBeal and his girlfriend of over seven years. “You’d be the first to know if we weren’t, wouldn’t you? Yes, of course we are [engaged]. I’m delighted.” The marriage will be Ford’s third and Flockhart’s first.

Suspicions have buzzed around the pair for months, but this is the first time either star has acknowledged the engagement. With this rumor now verified, gossip junkies can move on to the unconfirmed news that the 66-year-old is looking to adopt.

[Photo: WireImage]

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K-Fed Demands More Of Britney’s Bills

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Big surprise – the famous freeloader otherwise known as Kevin Federline is apparently demanding even more cash from his ex-wife Britney Spears. “Kevin has blown through millions of dollars,” a source revealed to the National Enquirer. “When he and Britney divorced, Kevin continued the superstar lifestyle, and he spends all the money that he gets.”

Just what does his superstar lifestyle entail? He apparently spends $2000 a month on food alone, and can’t afford all the bodyguards, nannies and housing that he grew accustomed to as Mr. Britney Spears. “Kevin can’t afford the rent, his help, the food and the booze it takes to keep up (his home),” says the spy. The $40,000 a month he supposedly snags from Spears just isn’t cuttin’ it anymore!  [MSNBC. Photo: GettyImages]

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Gossip Break: The Housewives Forget Their Manners

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  • Actor Dolph Ludgren showed off his peen while at the beach. Even if you have no idea who he is, it’s worth a click.  [DListed]
  • What would you do if you found a copy of the super-secret Twilight sequel script?  [PopSugar]
  • Alex McCord says that The Real Housewives of NYC reunion – which airs tonight – gets “out of control.” Promise?  [PopEater]
  • Where is Sarah Michelle Gellar‘s baby bump?  [SOW]
  • Anne Hathaway teams up with Andy Samberg and does some of her best crying work yet.  [Buzzfeed]
  • Eva Longoria without makeup – more housewife than hot.  [JustJared]
  • Learn how to wear boyfriend jeans the right way – Katie Holmes will be impressed!  [CollegeCandy]
  • Super-dad Joel Madden bulks up his baby-carrying arms.  [PITNB]

[Photo: GettyImages]

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Hugh Jackman: Sexiest Dad Alive

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We’ve never quite gotten the hoopla surrounding Hugh Jackman, even after People magazine named him 2008’s Sexiest Man Alive. But these pics of the Wolverine star chillin’ with his adorable kiddies have melted our heart a wee bit, and we’re totally smitten.

But while Hugh – seen here in Hudson River Park in New York City – certainly is cute, his kids are even cuter! Suri Cruise needs to pack up her ballet flats and ball gowns and head out of town – there are new star-tots in town! [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Clay Aiken Wants Adam Lambert, Idol Execs Furious

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Clay Aiken‘s still bringing the drama on Idol! According to the Chicago Sun-Times, the 2nd season runner-up crashed the set last week to talk to Adam Lambert. Producers were furious—and not just because of wink-wink nudge-nudge.

“Not only did [Clay] drop [Idol runners] 19 Entertainment,” said the paper’s source, “but everyone knows he also talked Kelly Clarkson into dropping us, too…to say the least, it was tense around here when Clay showed up—and boy, did they hustle him off the premises as fast as possible. If he didn’t get the hint after that—he never will.”

Hard to believe, but Aiken reportedly hopes to record an album of duets with Glambert. We’re not sure why the Idol front-runner would bother—Danny Gokey performing nude in Hair would make more sense. But, looking at his record sales, we can’t blame Clay for giving it a shot.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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Miss California Blames Topless Photos On The Wind

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Jamie Foxx blames it on the alcohol, and Miss California Carrie Prejean blames it on the wind. Carrie explained that the most recently circulated photos of the controversial beauty queen topless, which were obtained by TMZ,  were not done with her boobies out purposely, it was just “a windy day.” Luckily for Carrie, Miss USA pageant owner Donald Trump announced today that she will keep her crown, and the Donald seems to think the photos are “just fine.” [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Banned Chinese Director Enters Film At Cannes

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Lou Ye may look like a regular happy guy in the above photo, but Lou is actually a ferocious rebel. He is set to defy authorities by entering his film Spring Fever at the 2009 Cannes Film Festival despite a ban by the Chinese government. The Chinese director was slapped with a five year ban on filmmaking after screening a Tiananmen-based love story in Cannes in 2006 without official permission.

Lou was banned from making films by the Chinese State Administration of Radio, Film, and Television for his film, Summer Palace.  Lou’s producer pal Nai An insisted that Lou and his associates want no trouble with their banned film. “But all we want to do is make films, we don’t want to cause any problems,” she said. [Source: Guardian; Photo: Getty Images]