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Idol Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell Debates Getting Naked

Wth bikini girl Katrina Darrell bounced off American Idol, who will Kara DioGuardi call a “bitch” now? And what will Katrina do next? A movie? An album? A naked photo shoot? A naked photo shoot? We’re guessing naked photo shoot.

“[I’ve had] a lot of different offers, like Vegas promotion offers,” Darrell told Access Hollywood. “Of course Playboy has called. “I wouldn’t say no, but at the same time I don’t want to stunt my career by jumping into that too soon and be labeled once again, as ‘just a body.’ But I don’t knock it.” Don’t wait until your fifteen minutes are up to say “yes,” Katrina! A month from now, Hef might not even remember your name.

If you want to hear Katrina “keep it ghetto,” listen to “Turn It Up,” her Ciara-esque ode to booming bass. But if you just want to ogle (like Simon Cowell, for instance), check out the gallery below.

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Confessions Of An Isla-holic

After the disaster that was the He’s Just Not That Into You premiere, we were giddy to see that the fahsion picks at the Confessions Of A Shopaholic premiere were infinitely better. Isla Fisher alone carried the red carpet in an adorable mini, but Claire Danes and the precious Miss America, Katie Stam, helped spice things up as well. Pics from the premiere are below.  [Photo: GettyImages]

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Octuplet Mom Looks Just Like Another Baby-Obsessed Lady

Well this is weird. The California woman who recently gave birth to a set of octuplets, Nadya Suleman, was interviewed by Ann Curry on NBC, and the single mother of 14 is an Angelina Jolie clone. It’s not just her dark-haired looks looks that are all Angie – she’s got that child-loving, serene, pretentious, robotic thing down to a tee! If the Jolie-Pitts ever need a babysitter or a wet nurse, we know who they should call.

Suleman is now busy defending her decision to have 14 kids via sperm donor, while she is unemployed and living with her parents in a 3 bedroom house. Not surprisingly, people are kinda creeped out by this. Predictably, that includes Bill O’Reilly. Watch some of her interview with Ann below.  [Photo: WireImage]

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Birth Dating: Who’s Older? Axl Rose Or Astley Rick?

In 1988, Guns N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose and teenpop crooner Rick Astley were at the top of the charts. Ten years later, they were practically ghosts. Today, Chinese Democracy and rickrolls have brought them back into the limelight. Both singers were born on February 6th. Click on the photo to find out who’s older.

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David Archuleta Raps!

David Archuleta may look (and sound) like Ed Grimley, but the American Idol runner-up has a thug’s heart. Lil’ Archie was talking about rap with the DJs at Kiss 95.1 in Melbourne, FL when he surprised them by doing a bit of T.I.‘s “Live Your Life.” While his take on Rihanna‘s hook was predictable enough, his rapping suggests that he won’t be dropping a mixtape anytime soon.. Imagine a drunken Michael Cera speedreading and you’ve got an idea of what you’re in for. Check it out after the jump.

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Drew Channels 1994 With Tongue Ring

Drew Barrymore can’t seem to let go of her David Letterman-flashing glory days. The actress, who turns 34 this month, has been sporting a tongue ring around town. Apparently she got it last year, but we’ve avoided looking inside her mouth until recently.

“I got it and then I’ve been single ever since… I did it for myself. I always wanted to get one,” she says. The best part, according to the star, is that it totally helped her get skinny! Ah, celebrity body image, you are a remarkable beast. “I couldn’t eat, couldn’t drink for two weeks,” she said, describing the aftermath of her piercing. “Great diet in a weird way.”

You can check out the piercing in the pics below. We did, and all we learned is that Drew opens her mouth way too much in photos.  [Photo: WireImage]

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Kellogg Flakes On Michael Phelps’ Endorsement Deal

Although many late-night munchie-loving stoners  beg to differ, Kellogg Co. feels that cannabis and cereal do not go well together. On the heels of Michael Phelpspot-smoking picture hitting the Internet, Kellogg announced that Michael, who appeared on Frosted Flakes and Corn Flakes cereal boxes, will be dropped from his endorsement deal with the company.

“We originally built the relationship with Michael, as well as the other Olympic athletes, to support our association with the U.S. Olympic team. Michael’s most recent behavior is not consistent with the image of Kellogg. His contract expires at the end of February and we have made a decision not to extend his contract,” Kellogg said in a statement.

USA Swimming has also joined in on punishing Michael for his Mary Jane-loving ways by suspending him for three months and withdrawing financial support as a period of “reprimand.”

“This is not a situation where any anti-doping rule was violated, but we decided to send a strong message to Michael because he disappointed so many people, particularly the hundreds of thousands of USA Swimming-member kids who look up to him as a role model and a hero,” USA Swimming announced in a statement.

Lucky for Michael he has plenty of other big-bucks sponsorship deals that aren’t going anywhere. Visa, Speedo, luxury watch maker Omega, and PureSports are all sticking by the eight-medal Olympian. Phew! The champ can still kick back on the couch, take a nice phat bong rip, and just shake his head at Kellogg while reading the newest issue of High Times – Whatever dude, they’re such flakes! [Source: Us Magazine; Photo: Getty Images]

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Flashback Lunch: Bob Dylan Gets Soy Bombed

What was the most memorable performance in the history of the Grammys? We’re tempted to go with 1985′s batshit “Synthesizer Medley,” which finally put Herbie Hancock and Stevie Wonder on stage with Thomas Dolby and Howards Jones (don’t ask), but it’s really all about Bob Dylan‘s “Love Sick” from 1998. Not only was Dylan unfazed by the spastic gyrations of a shirtless stage crasher with “Soy Bomb” written on his chest, the Album Of The Year winner dropped a searing guitar solo once the interloper was removed from the set.

What took security so long, anyway? Did they think his interpretive dance was Dylan‘s idea? Sadly, Soy Bomb’s interruption meant we’ll never see rows of hipsters snapping their fingers behind a band at the Grammys again.

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Mickey Rourke Flashed In France

Mickey Rourke’s been a huge star in France since the eighties, and it looks like he still drives the frogs wild. Mickey was leaving his hotel the morning after the Paris premiere of The Wrestler when a young fan made him say hello to her little friends. We’re sure Mickey was tickled, though a little annoyed to be upstaged after marveling the nation with his gaga fashion ensembles. The blinding blue jacket with the “Sinful” hat! The mesh shirt worn with a suit jacket and hood! No wonder they eat this guy up.

Related Scandalist Content: 5 Great (And 5 Horrible) Mickey Rourke Movies You Have To See

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Renee Zellweger Dons Jessica Simpson Fat Suit

Okay. Low blow, we know. Not to mention we have the opposite opinion. The real question these pictures pose: Who knew Renée Zellweger would make such an excellent drag queen? And yet the New in Town star looked more like a drama queen than the men in drag from a Harvard theater group who honored her for being their Woman of the Year. RuPaul, take note. Even you could learn something from Renée’s confidence and style. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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