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Gossip Break: Lance Armstrong Really Hates His Collarbone

  • Get well Lance Armstrong! The cyclist and butt kicker of cancer broke his collarbone today while cycling.  [Us]
  • Amy Winehouse got a little too irie in St. Lucia, and now thinks she’s a reggae star.  [DListed]
  • Natasha Bedingfield tied the knot this weekend. [Wonderwall]
  • Here are 7 things you didn’t know about Mickey Rourke. Not included is this secret tidbit: he used to be hot.  [Spike]
  • Zac Efron has wisely bailed on the Footloose remake.  [GossipGirls]
  • Simon Cowell‘s sunburn is crazier than Paula Abdul.  [Seriously?OMG]
  • Jennifer Aniston is Mayer-less in NYC.  [Jezebel]
  • No really, we mean it this time – this is the best cat video ever.  [BWE]
  • There’s another pregnant man ready to give birth!  [Buzzfeed]

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Even The Horses Are Embarrassed For Katie Price

If you ever dream about becoming famous, let these photos of Katie Price be a warning to you. Despite what Lindsay Lohan wants you to believe, celebrity is not glamorous, it’s not even fun. You will sell your soul while selling horse-riding clothes as you pose in silver heels with a pair of tiny ponies. And for what? So Tara Reid can ignore you at parties. Tell us Katie, is it worth it?  [Photo: WireImage]

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Lisa Ling’s Sister Jailed In North Korea

Journalist Lisa Ling has covered some harrowing places during her career, but none so scary and dismal, we imagine, as the North Korean jail her sister currently calls home. The former View co-host (who now does stories for Oprah Winfrey‘s show) is surely a bit freaked out today, after the North Korean government confirmed this weekend that is has detained her sister, Laura Ling.

Ling and fellow journalist Euna Lee were doing a story about North Korean refugees in China, and were picked up by gun-toting soldiers when they crossed the border into the communist nation. They were busted for “illegally intruding,” and while the U.S. goverment is closely monitoring the situation, they have yet to be released. If we know Lisa (and after watching thousands of View eps, we do!) she’s probably already in China solving the case right now.  [NYDN/ABC News. Photo: WireImage]

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Christina Milian And Boyfriend Swim, Forget To Take Clothes Off

Christina Milian and her boyfriend, Terius Nasch, hit the beautiful beaches of Hawaii for a little vacay this weekend. However, by the looks of these photos we wonder if they knew they were actually on a beach. Terius jumped in the ocean in sweat pants, a button down, and a Yankees cap and although Christina was a bit more scantily clad she was still sporting denim shorts and a top. Maybe they were just so excited to be in Maui they ran straight from the plane all the way to the ocean and jumped right in or maybe Terius is a prude and Christina wanted to support him. Either way guys you’re in Hawaii, go wild — wear a bikini and trunks!

Check out Christina and other celebs rocking hot beach bods here. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Lindsay Lohan Seeks Financial Bailout From Modeling Industry

What is this world coming to? Lindsay Lohan is broke. It seems that not even a gig on a major network show like Ugly Betty will pay for a Maserati and a $30k Rolex these days. According to the New York Daily News, money woes have put an additional strain on Lindsay’s already-strained relationship with girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Not only is Lindsay “spending like crazy” but the “money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment,” a source told the newspaper.

Fret not, Lindsay fans. The modeling industry is swooping in to bailout the starlet and her credit-swapping schemes. Responding to Lindsay’s recent statement in Nylon Magazine to “do ad campaigns and model more,” a senior VP at IMG Models told the New York Post: “She’s a beautiful girl and obviously knows a lot about fashion. Providing that she was contractually free, we would take a meeting.”

Little people rejoice! The trickle-down effect is on its way. [Photo: Fornarina]

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Matt Lauer Injured By A Deer

Oh sweet, sweet, slow news days, how we love you. Without you, stories like this would just slip through the radar! But today we can celebrate this glorious tidbit – that revered news journalist Matt Lauer was injured this weekend, after swerving on his bike to avoid hitting a deer.

The Today Show host separated his shoulder on Sunday after flipping over his handlebars.  He is having surgery to patch things up, which means he and his bald spot will be back to make the news sound better than it really is later this week.  [Us. Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@seapeaz)

The 50 Fugliest Celebrity Hairstyles Ever

Celebrities aren’t immune to major fashion faux pas. In fact, they seem addicted to committing them. Sometimes stars don’t know the right outfits for their bodies or think that cutting up their faces will somehow do the trick. Similarly, they don’t always make the best decisions when it comes to their hair. Check out 50 of the most jacked-up celebrity hairstyles that we could find. While all 50 could have easily belonged to Amy Winehouse, we dug around and also included 49 other culprits — from Britney Spears (no, not the bald look) to Lady Gaga.

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Pete Doherty: Amy Winehouse Is Hardcore

When Amy Winehouse was just a little known jazz singer (yes, this was once the case), Britain’s drugged-up singer du jour was Pete Doherty, and the tabloids couldn’t get enough of his near-daily arrests for possession, chaotic lifestyle and permanently out-of-it appearance. Then he and Kate Moss hooked up and the celebrity world spun on its axis even further. So it’s a little worrying to report that even Pete thinks Amy has taken it a little too far with the old pharmaceuticals.

Talking to the Observer magazine about a possible duet between the two that never ended up happening, Pete says, “I think we’re very different. Really, really different. She’s hardcore.”

Good lord. When Pete Doherty’s intimidated by someone else’s capacity to imbibe, you know that’s something.

by (@katespencer)

Demi Moore’s Ass, Courtesy Of Her 12-Year-Old Husband

We know Demi Moore enjoys being married to Ashton Kutcher – he can entertain in the bedroom and has a few more months to go before he becomes a botox junkie. But the downside of bedding a dreamy man-child is that while his body may be 30 years old, his brain is still stuck in his 7th grade homeroom.

So while sex with Ashton is surely amazing, he might just snap a picture of Demi in her granny panties after the party’s over. And since she’s just that lucky, he might even post it on Twitter too! This, friends, is what marrying a cougar is all about – juvenile humiliation.  [Photo: Ashton Kutcher]

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