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Gisele and Tom Get Married

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have gotten married in a super-secret ceremony last night in California. Us Weekly has got the scoop that the pair wed in a dusk-set ceremony at the Santa Monica Catholic Church, witnessed by only close family. The bride wore a Dolce & Gabbana ivory lace strapless gown (who wants to bet that she looked absolutely freaking amazing?), with the only WTF? showbiz note struck by their report that her three dogs wore matching lace collars, too.

Despite Gisele’s attempts to defuse rumors of their engagement only last month, it seems reports were on the money, and the Patriots star and the Brazilian supermodel are now officially the hottest couple in the world. Sorry Brad and Angie, but if you want the crown, you’ve got to put a ring on it…[Photo: WireImage]

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Chris Brown To Claim Self-Defense?

Chris Brown is caught between a rock and a hard place: risk killing his career by admitting he’s abused Rihanna, or risk killing his career by trying to justify that abuse. According to Life & Style Magazine, he’s leaning towards the latter:

Chris is already building his case. He’s saying she threw a phone at him, then hit him in the head and basically just lost it. He’s saying she attacked him.

Someone might want to tell Chris that “defense” implies that you were protecting yourself, not that your girlfriend got you so mad that you choked, hit and scratched her. “Unless there’s some indication that she was enraged to the point that she physically threatened him, I think he’d have a tough time with that defense,” said attorney Darren Kavinoky.

Of course, if Rihanna doesn’t press charges, Brown may never have to bust out this pathetic excuse for brutalizing a woman. “We do not have enough evidence and there have been no charges filed on the Chris Brown case,” said a spokeperson for the LA District Attorney when explaining the delay in trying Brown. “If the state gathers up enough evidence, we will press charges with or without her testifying. It is not up to the victim. She will not have to show up during the arraignment.”

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Megan Fox Craves Coffee In Tiny Tank

Megan Fox isn’t hiding out as her relationship collapses (though we imagine Brian Austin Green is). The actress hit up a Coffee Bean in Los Angeles showing off her belly in a tiny tank top. We’re sure Brian’s getting the message – as is every other horny dude in LA. Somebody’s single!  [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Kendra Hopes Holly Finds What She’s Looking For

Although Holly Madison and Criss Angel called it quits, at least Holly has plenty of supportive girlfriends to get through the rough time. Fellow Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson offered Holly a shoulder to cry on on the heels of the breakup of her four month romance.

Holly “has so much love to give someone,” Kendra said. “I hope that she finds someone to give her that love back.”

“I hope she stays happy and strong and I hope she finds someone that loves her for who she is – for her heart,” says Kendra.

Kendra, who is starring in her own GND spin-off reality show called Kendra and is set to tie the knot with fiance Hank Baskett in June, says that Holly deserves a guy who “treats her well.” [Source: People; Photo: Getty Images]

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Jamie Foxx Assembles Most Random Crew Ever For New Video

In Jamie Foxx‘s new video, the comedian/Oscar-winner/career-destroyer has compiled the most random posse to sip Henny by his side as his sings about the effects of booze. Perhaps he was drunk when he did the casting?

Jamie is joined by Jake Gyllenhaal, Samuel L. Jackson, the fatherly Forest Whitaker and Ron f*cking Howard in the Hype Williams-directed video for “Blame It.” Because nothing says “I’m wasted and getting laid” like a balding child star. [via Gawker]

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Gossip Break: Shiloh Searches For Something

  • The most perfect child in the world picks her nose.  [DListed]
  • Jerry Seinfeld plans on ruining his career with a new reality show.  [Buzzfeed]
  • Sienna Miller avoids attention in a bright red cape.  [PopSugar]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow‘s weird haircut is apparently all the rage among rich ladies.  [Jezebel]
  • Video: This crazy singing kid might just be funnier than the tot high on dental drugs.  [Videogum]
  • Could Lindsay Lohan currently weigh 97 pounds?  [CelebSlam]

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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From Beautiful To Hideous, Top 45 Most Sensational Celebrity Feet

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Genetics play a role in a celebrity’s appearance from head to toe, literally. Stars like Taylor Swift and Rihanna were graced with precious piggies, while Paris Hilton was cursed with bony alien toes. Media queen Oprah Winfrey‘s even got a pinky toe to spare. Bones and bunions aside, some stars are just negligent. Recession or not, we think most celebs can afford a weekly pedicure… or at least the Ped Egg and some glossy nail polish.

We’ve gathered 45 of the best and worst celebrity toes. See who’s got fetish-worthy feet and who’s inherited hooves.

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[Photos: Getty Images and Splash News Online]

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SPOTTED: February

In today’s Spotted, we have a legendary clothing designer coming home late from a long night, a couple who is expecting their second baby caught chowing down, and an Oscar nominee running into his A-list buddy. See who Scandalist spotted and contribute your own celebrity sightings by e-mailing us here.

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Cher Thinks She’s Saner Than Octo-Mom

Plastic surgery addict Cher recently voiced a rather harsh opinion of Nadya Sulemon, best known these days as Octo-Mom. “I’m so negative against her,” said the singer, who once wore a sequined bikini-esque sheath to the Oscars. “She just shouldn’t have any of those children as far as I’m concerned. I know that’s going to get me in a whole mess of trouble, but I don’t know where her mind is. She says the strangest things. I don’t think she’s doing drugs, but she acts like someone who is not of this world. It’s like, ‘hello, come down to Planet Earth with the rest of us!’”

Cher’s obviously right, but her opinion is a bit odd considering – you know - that it’s coming from her kooky mouth. Perhaps the fact that she herself is not of this world makes it easier for her to identify fellow crazies? Insanity aside, their similarities can best be summed up in their surgically-enhanced faces. Octo-Mom may be desperate to look like Angelina Jolie, but clearly her surgeon’s aiming for Cher – and that look is definitely “not of this world.”  [Photo: Splash News Online/GettyImages]

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Fergie’s Funky Footwear: Fab or Fugly?

Newlywed Stacey Ferguson is known for her outlandish fashion choices, and these new super strappy heels by Lisa Pliner are no exception. Fergie reportedly picked up the shiny kicks and has been sporting them around town. Fergie Ferg always looks hot because she has the fiercest accessory possible – hubby Josh Duhamel – but what do you think about Fergie’s new heels – Fergalicious or Fugly? Check out our gallery of Fergie’s other funky footwear through the years. What do you think about the singer’s kicks – Fergalicious or Forget it?

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