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Usher To Chris Brown: “Have A Little Bit Of Remorse”

Most celebrity acquaintances seem determined to be as diplomatic as possible over Chris Brown‘s abuse charges, but photos of the singer jet-skiing in Miami have inspired one of Brown’s most famous rivals to call the guy out. Usher gave his two cents in a behind-the-scenes video shot by producer Jermaine Dupri, even hinting at the infamous photo of Rihanna‘s bruises leaked by TMZ.

I’m a little disappointed in this photo…after the other photo? C’mon, Chris. Have a little bit of remorse, man. The man’s on jet skis? Like, just relaxing in Miami?

Usher’s serious mood was undercut by singer Johnta Austin, who shadowboxed to Dupri’s audible amusement during Usher’s remarks. Ironically, Austin appeared with Brown and Bow Wow on the single “Shortie Like Mine” in 2006.

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Gossip Break: Tom and Katie’s Dangerous Dinners

  • Rihanna and Chris Brown are ruining their careers – and our appetites – by holing up together at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. [DListed]
  • Pete Wentz dreams about Johnny Depp (and not his wife) at night.  [Wonderwall]
  • Smart people agree – the Vanity Fair cover with Seth Rogen and pals in body suits is super dumb.  [Jezebel]
  • Is it March already? Read these tips before heading out to Daytona Beach for spring break.  [CollegeCandy]
  • Gisele Bundchen Mrs. Tom Brady wears short shorts.  [PopSugar]
  • Sean Penn is fighting to get Harvey Milk‘s birthday recognized in the state of California.  Awesome!  [Hollyscoop]
  • Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have their security lock down a restaurant before they even enter the joint.  Sounds relaxing!  [I'mNotObsessed]

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Britney Ensures Tour’s Success With Nipple Tassels

Tonight marks the start of Britney Spears’ first tour in over five years, and the Cheeto-lover is apparently shaking in her flip flops over her return to the stage. But we’re here to reassure BritBrit – and her fans – that everything is gonna be just fine. Nip-tastic, in fact, thanks to our girl’s concert costume changes in which she rocks it out for the kids in nipple tassels.

Yep, Brit has taken Madonna‘s pointy bra and re-imagined it for 2009 – more skin, more boob, and less work for the imagination. In the above video of her “Circus” tour rehearsal, Brit shakes her money makers like the medicated starlet that she is. If you can forget that Kevin Federline once was all up in her boobs, it’s all sorts of hot.

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SPOTTED: March

In today’s Spotted, we have a hot television couple waiting for a table and a newly engaged starlet keeping herself in shape by hiking in the hills. See who Scandalist spotted and contribute your own celebrity sightings by e-mailing us here.

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Citizen Scandal: Woman Calls 911 Over Missing McNuggets

Latreasa Goodman had every right to be pissed off. She’d ordered 10 McNuggets from a Florida McDonald’s on Saturday, and the cashier had taken her money. Now she was being told that they were out of McNuggets, and that “all sales were final.” How can a McDonald’s be out of McNuggets on a weekend afternoon? And why wouldn’t they give her a refund? Sadly, Goodman eradicated all sympathy by calling 911 three times to report the emergency, despite being told each time that an officer was coming. From the police report:

I called 9-1-1 because I couldn’t get a refund and I wanted my McNuggets…This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given her my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one. This is an emergency…my McNuggets are an emergency.

Goodman will defend herself in court over the misdemeanor at a later date. Meanwhile, McDonald’s gets to keep up this bullshit “McNuggets = McDouble” policy without repercussion. Where’s the justice in that?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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This Is What It Sounds Like When Models Cry

Stunning Lithuanian model Auguste Abeliunaite, caused a stir walking on the runway for Jil Sander this week when she graced the catwalk covered in tears. The model cried silently as she modeled the German designer’s minimalist threads, maintaining a stoic look through out the show.

The rumor circling Milan fashion week was that the heels Sander forced her models to wear were killing the miserable model’s feet, but Abeliunaite herself has spoken and the answer might bore you. The strong lights of the just just hurt her delicate waif eyes. So much for our guess that she just found out Chuck Bass‘ dad was killed on Gossip Girl. We’re still weeping over that faux-tragedy.

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The Girls Next Door: Through The Years

Sunday’s final episode of Girls Next Door was quite a tear-jerker. Kendra Wilkinson told Hef and the girls that she would be moving out of the mansion to pursue her relationship with Hank Baskett. Bridget Marquardt left for four months to film her Travel Channel show. Hef sensed that Holly was unhappy, as she had always wanted marriage and children, and as Hef said, “That’s just not in the cards.”

After Hef had wiped his tears away, twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon showed up wearing bright smiles and tight white tops, which made Mr. Playboy smile ear to ear and laugh, “I guess I’m back in the game!”

From the first episode of Girls Next Door in 2005 to going their separate ways, Holly, Kendra, Bridget, and Hef have been through a lot together. Check out our gallery of the Girls Next Door through the years.

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Megan Hauserman Sues Sharon Osbourne

Megan Hauserman accused Sharon Osbourne of battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress in a lawsuit filed in LA yesterday. The charges stem from their tussle at the Rock Of Love Charm School reunion episode last December. Watch the infamous incident here and check out the gallery for shots of Hauserman, who’s getting her own dating show, Megan Wants A Millionaire, later this year.

[Photos: Getty Images/WireImage]

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Gossip Geek: Ed Westwick Gets Sloppy

Spotted: Ed Westwick giving Leighton Meester a run for her money in the meat-taking department. There was nothing Chuck Bass about the faces he made eating lunch in LA yesterday, and the same could be said for his clothes. Burgundy jeans? Visible chest hair?  Wait until you have a movie career to destroy the illusion, Ed. And lay off the burgers.

XDXD. Gossip Geek.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Let Matilda Lift Your Wintry Spirits

With half the country under a fresh coat of snow, some of us are suffering from the spring-craving blues. Nothing like a little Matilda Ledger to jump-start your afternoon! Check out today’s pics of her bounding around Brooklyn with mom Michelle Williams.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]