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Douchiest Of ’08: Heidi And Spencer

In 2008, no one came close to touching the douchiness of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. The Hills stars, known to all as Speidi, turned every conceivable moment into a staged photo op — even their own honeymoon.Disney queen Miley Cyrus took second place.

Scandalist mobile winner: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

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Funniest Of ’08: Tina Fey

Scandalist readers rewarded Tina Fey for her brilliant impersonation of Sarah Palin (not to mention her work on 30 Rock) by crowning her funniest of the year.Tina’s SNL mate, Amy Poehler, took second place.

Scandalist mobile results: Tina Fey.

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Sluttiest Of ’08: Aubrey O’Day

The competition for “sluttiest of the year” went down to the wire, but Aubrey O’Day proved victorious. Could it be that she was caught sticking her tongue in some random mouths — and even made out with her dog? Or is it that she posed wearing next to nothing for Complex mag? Maybe Scandalist reader Deann says it best: “I think Aubrey should win the sluttiest cuz jus look at her … after Danity Kane she jus went loose.”

Scandalist mobile winner: Aubrey O’Day.

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Best Wang Of ’08: David Beckham

There were four men who let it all hang out in 2008 — but only one could be crowned as the Best Wang. David Beckham, congrats. The competition didn’t even come close …

Scandalist mobile winner: David Beckham.

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Freshest Of ’08: Britney Spears

This year’s freshest award goes to veteran pop star Britney Spears, who made a public comeback by appearing at MTV’s VMAs and then topping charts with her new album (Circus). Gossip Girl hottie Blake Lively took second place.

Scandalist Mobile Winner: Britney Spears.

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Sneakiest Wedding Of ’08: Beyonce And Jay-Z

Beyonce and Jay-Z pulled off their rooftop wedding in NYC with the secrecy of a black ops mission. Only Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds came close to matching their stealth. Check the official results …

Scandalist mobile winner:Beyonce & Jay-Z.

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Boring-est Of ’08: Rachel Bilson

O.C. star Rachel Bilson may be a hottie, but Scandalist readers sure think she’s boring. Rachel even beat out Selena Gomez (yawn) and Jessica Alba (double yawn) to be crowned boring-est of the year.

Scandalist mobile winner: The Jonas Brothers.

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Gossip Break: Being On Reality TV Is Like, Hard

  • Balthazar Getty is probably about to get fired. Luckily he can cry on Sienna Miller‘s skank-shoulder.  [DListed]
  • In what is arguably the greatest reality TV moment of 2008, a chick on Momma’s Boys freaks out about ‘not getting a date.’  [BWE]
  • In an attempt to be ironic and retro, John Mayer covered Mariah Carey‘s “All I Want For Christmas.” Answer: sex with Jennifer Aniston?  [Seriously? OMG!]
  • Rumors are flying that Apple head Steve Jobs is dying. Saying this totally sucks doesn’t even begin to cover it.  [Buzzfeed]
  • Who were the best celebrity pot smokers of 2008? Grab your bong and then click to find out, brahs.  [Cityrag]
  • Tom Cruise is receiving death threats. Maybe it’s just his other two kids trying to reach him?  [IDLYITW]
  • Katy Perry bikini pics – hot or cold?  [Egotastic]

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No Booze For Nick Because Mimi’s Preggers?

The Mariah Carey pregnancy rumor train is still chuggin’ along, and the latest word on the street is that her husband Nick Cannon is currently passing up booze for bland, non-alcoholic drinks. Gasp! The singer/actor was spotted at Chicago bar The Underground asking for a virgin daiquiri after being offered a stronger, spiked beverage.

This can only mean one thing: if Mariah is knocked up, she’s probably forcing her hubby to live her new, pregnant lifestyle with her. No booze for Mimi means no booze for Nick. But that’s just the beginning! If Mariah must practice lamaze, so must her man. Pre-natal yoga? Surely Nick can hang in down dog next to his wife. They probably rub lotion on their tummies at night to prevent stretch marks, and are both surely craving pickles and ice cream, too. If Nick can live vicariously through Mariah’s pregnancy, maybe he can do the same with her career. Surely it’s better than his own, right?  [Photo: GettyImages]